Best Trip to the Grocery Store EVER

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[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
This thread is so upsettingly suck-tacular that I’ve decided to post a picture of a little Japanese beauty named Sora Aoi (“Sky Blue”…adorable), who happens to enjoy participating in hardcore porn and can be found on most free, streaming adult sites (xvideo et al…)

If any of you appreciate Asian women and might perhaps enjoy a nice, vigorous mastrubation session, I highly recommend checking her out.

Now, back to the suck!![/quote]

God bless your soul, sir.

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[quote]dk44 wrote:
Tell us about the time you told those fuckers to get off your lawn.[/quote]

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Well i know who i need to pull this prank on now don’t I?

http://www.break.com/index/garbage-can-full-of-water-prank.html

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[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:

[quote]dk44 wrote:
Tell us about the time you told those fuckers to get off your lawn.[/quote]

[/quote]

LOL

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I had some fun at the grocery store, too (and a few other places).

http://fun.drno.de/flash/rocky_is_back.swf

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[quote]zildjianman wrote:

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
^^Grocery Store hero

Give this man a medal. Would you really have been prepared to do anything if they flipped you the bird and kept racing? Would you chase them around?[/quote]

Funny. I keep hearing the sound of two coconuts knocking together. My buddy, an armed guard at a grocery store, kept yelling “not on my watch!” when I told him this. Still funny though.[/quote]

Sorry, I have to know. Where the hell do you live that they have armed the pylons at grocery stores? I’ve got a few friends who do loss prevention who can’t even carry fucking batons.

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my dad uses one because hes had numerous medical issues including a stroke and cancer and problems with his feet. Hes not overweight.

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[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
This thread is so upsettingly suck-tacular that I’ve decided to post a picture of a little Japanese beauty named Sora Aoi (“Sky Blue”…adorable), who happens to enjoy participating in hardcore porn and can be found on most free, streaming adult sites (xvideo et al…)

If any of you appreciate Asian women and might perhaps enjoy a nice, vigorous mastrubation session, I highly recommend checking her out.

Now, back to the suck!![/quote]

Someone get this man a medal, or a beer, or some kind of compensation worthy of making a thread on the internet not pointless.

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One time I went to the Grocery Stores and they was this girl I uset ta noez and she was lookin’ fine and I wuz drinking a gallon of water and she say my cucumer look better than the one she’s buying so we did it right there.

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[quote]Kerley wrote:
i was expecting tits![/quote]

Kerley, who is the singer in your pic?

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Hey, I was at the grocery store the other night…

O fuck it, who cares?

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If this is a true story then I think a lot of us here would’ve said something to two kids riding carts around like that.
Probably every old woman would’ve yelling at hem too. Not to mention the manager.

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[quote]leezw88 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
i was expecting tits![/quote]

Kerley, who is the singer in your pic?[/quote]

Hayley Williams, there is a thread about her in SAMA called Paramore chick.

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[quote]Vash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
*Cut your own fucking throat. [/quote]

Fixed.
[/quote]

It’s slit your own fucking throat. I’ve moved on from that one though. Now, I recommend the OP should snap his own floating fucking rib.

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[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]leezw88 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
i was expecting tits![/quote]

Kerley, who is the singer in your pic?[/quote]

Hayley Williams, there is a thread about her in SAMA called Paramore chick.[/quote]

Thanks! Was looking for the crush video for ages, forgot the song title

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Vash wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
*Cut your own fucking throat. [/quote]

Fixed.
[/quote]

It’s slit your own fucking throat. I’ve moved on from that one though. Now, I recommend the OP should suck his own fucking dick.[/quote]

Fixed.