Sea monkeys
3 recommendations on turtles. I think I’m going to investigate.
HG: As for women, tried out about 20 in the last 3 1/2 yrs. Have yet to find one that will put up with my schedule, I think I need a girl who is equally workaholic/gymaholic.
[quote]Nyral wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Women. [/quote]
Op said independent.[/quote]
Hence the nevermind.
General question, what’s the point of an independent pet? If you can’t bond with it, its basically decoration. Just buy a giraffe statue or something. Maybe a pet ninja turtle even.
[quote]Samir wrote:
3 recommendations on turtles. I think I’m going to investigate.
HG: As for women, tried out about 20 in the last 3 1/2 yrs. Have yet to find one that will put up with my schedule, I think I need a girl who is equally workaholic/gymaholic. [/quote]
You need a woman who will shut the fuck up and like it when you tell her to. Your schedule will become hers as well or spankings and a dog cage until she understands.
Get a boa constrictor. Or else youre a pussy
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[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]LHT wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]LHT wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Two hairless cats. They will occupy one another, not give you allergy problems, and freak out chicks.[/quote]
Three positive traits also shared by Gimps from Craigslist, if I may say.[/quote]
Four, if you get hairless gimps.[/quote]
And there’s another shared benefit…when a hairless cat or a hairless gimp crawls into the main living area without permission, and you have to beat it senseless to get it to obey, sure, most girls will run in terror…but the ones that stay? Well…that’s what my mama used to call, “a keeper!”
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Out of curiosity would a gimp clean your apartment?
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A gimp will do whatever the fuck you want the gimp to do or it will get a beating.
Charlie have you never seen pulp fiction?[/quote]
OMG I so know what to ask my mom to get me for Christmas! 
What do the eat?
Yes I saw pulp fiction(don’t remember the gimp part) was that the part with Rhames and Willis in the basement?
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Yep, the “store” with the red necks, the gimp sodomizes Rhames, they pulled him out of a box in the basement.[/quote]
Zed sodomized Rhames/Marsellus Wallace. Maynard was off to one side, sort of drooling at the scene, and The Gimp got chained to an overhead metal fixture and was allowed to watch.
And Miss Horse – certainly, you can allow your gimp to clean up your apartment. Don’t ever let him think he gets to enjoy it, though.
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Damn I got schooled, it has been a few years.
Carry on
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Nyral wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Women. [/quote]
Op said independent.[/quote]
Hence the nevermind.
General question, what’s the point of an independent pet? If you can’t bond with it, its basically decoration. Just buy a giraffe statue or something. Maybe a pet ninja turtle even.[/quote]
Well, if you don’t need to make up for your lack of human relationships with a cheap substitute like a dog (read: every college girl ever), it makes a lot of sense. They’re living decorations that are unpredictable, and thus much more entertaining than a statue.
[quote]HeavyTriple wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Nyral wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Women. [/quote]
Op said independent.[/quote]
Hence the nevermind.
General question, what’s the point of an independent pet? If you can’t bond with it, its basically decoration. Just buy a giraffe statue or something. Maybe a pet ninja turtle even.[/quote]
Well, if you don’t need to make up for your lack of human relationships with a cheap substitute like a dog (read: every college girl ever), it makes a lot of sense. They’re living decorations that are unpredictable, and thus much more entertaining than a statue.[/quote]So a singing Christmas tree on a random relay switch then.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]HeavyTriple wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Nyral wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Women. [/quote]
Op said independent.[/quote]
Hence the nevermind.
General question, what’s the point of an independent pet? If you can’t bond with it, its basically decoration. Just buy a giraffe statue or something. Maybe a pet ninja turtle even.[/quote]
Well, if you don’t need to make up for your lack of human relationships with a cheap substitute like a dog (read: every college girl ever), it makes a lot of sense. They’re living decorations that are unpredictable, and thus much more entertaining than a statue.[/quote]So a singing Christmas tree on a random relay switch then.
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Interesting point highlighting their other major advantage: they don’t incessantly make migraine-inducing noise. They also don’t make you your car smell or cover all of your belongings in hair.
[quote]HeavyTriple wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]HeavyTriple wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Nyral wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Women. [/quote]
Op said independent.[/quote]
Hence the nevermind.
General question, what’s the point of an independent pet? If you can’t bond with it, its basically decoration. Just buy a giraffe statue or something. Maybe a pet ninja turtle even.[/quote]
Well, if you don’t need to make up for your lack of human relationships with a cheap substitute like a dog (read: every college girl ever), it makes a lot of sense. They’re living decorations that are unpredictable, and thus much more entertaining than a statue.[/quote]So a singing Christmas tree on a random relay switch then.
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Interesting point highlighting their other major advantage: they don’t incessantly make migraine-inducing noise. They also don’t make you your car smell or cover all of your belongings in hair.
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Neither does a lamp. But you don’t have to feed a lamp.
Telemundo midget
[quote]test driven wrote:
Telemundo midget[/quote]
A Telemundo woman.
So fucking sexy, every time.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]test driven wrote:
Telemundo midget[/quote]
A Telemundo woman.
So fucking sexy, every time.[/quote]
Agreed!!! I’ve watched whole fuckin segments of blah, blah, blah just to watch these bad bitches walk around.
Roaches.
They get a bad rap I think. They don’t bite and require minimal effort.
Insane necropost here, but this forum was 
funny to read ahahaha 
Mega-bump, I’d go with stick insects. Things are fucking rad and you can breed like 500 in a week.