[quote]Edgy wrote:
vagina squirrels.
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They’re self cleaning and will build you a dam and I little house to live in. 
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
vagina squirrels.
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They’re self cleaning and will build you a dam and I little house to live in. :-D[/quote]
I heard that they taste like chicken.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
vagina squirrels.
[/quote]
They’re self cleaning and will build you a dam and I little house to live in. :-D[/quote]
I heard that they taste like chicken.[/quote]
Really? Because I heard they taste like olives.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]LHT wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Two hairless cats. They will occupy one another, not give you allergy problems, and freak out chicks.[/quote]
Three positive traits also shared by Gimps from Craigslist, if I may say.[/quote]
Four, if you get hairless gimps.[/quote]
And there’s another shared benefit…when a hairless cat or a hairless gimp crawls into the main living area without permission, and you have to beat it senseless to get it to obey, sure, most girls will run in terror…but the ones that stay? Well…that’s what my mama used to call, “a keeper!”
[quote]LHT wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]LHT wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Two hairless cats. They will occupy one another, not give you allergy problems, and freak out chicks.[/quote]
Three positive traits also shared by Gimps from Craigslist, if I may say.[/quote]
Four, if you get hairless gimps.[/quote]
And there’s another shared benefit…when a hairless cat or a hairless gimp crawls into the main living area without permission, and you have to beat it senseless to get it to obey, sure, most girls will run in terror…but the ones that stay? Well…that’s what my mama used to call, “a keeper!”
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Out of curiosity would a gimp clean your apartment?
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]LHT wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]LHT wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Two hairless cats. They will occupy one another, not give you allergy problems, and freak out chicks.[/quote]
Three positive traits also shared by Gimps from Craigslist, if I may say.[/quote]
Four, if you get hairless gimps.[/quote]
And there’s another shared benefit…when a hairless cat or a hairless gimp crawls into the main living area without permission, and you have to beat it senseless to get it to obey, sure, most girls will run in terror…but the ones that stay? Well…that’s what my mama used to call, “a keeper!”
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Out of curiosity would a gimp clean your apartment?
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A gimp will do whatever the fuck you want the gimp to do or it will get a beating.
Charlie have you never seen pulp fiction?
Collect knives.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]LHT wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]LHT wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Two hairless cats. They will occupy one another, not give you allergy problems, and freak out chicks.[/quote]
Three positive traits also shared by Gimps from Craigslist, if I may say.[/quote]
Four, if you get hairless gimps.[/quote]
And there’s another shared benefit…when a hairless cat or a hairless gimp crawls into the main living area without permission, and you have to beat it senseless to get it to obey, sure, most girls will run in terror…but the ones that stay? Well…that’s what my mama used to call, “a keeper!”
[/quote]
Out of curiosity would a gimp clean your apartment?
[/quote]
A gimp will do whatever the fuck you want the gimp to do or it will get a beating.
Charlie have you never seen pulp fiction?[/quote]
OMG I so know what to ask my mom to get me for Christmas!
What do the eat?
Yes I saw pulp fiction(don’t remember the gimp part) was that the part with Rhames and Willis in the basement?
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]LHT wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]LHT wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Two hairless cats. They will occupy one another, not give you allergy problems, and freak out chicks.[/quote]
Three positive traits also shared by Gimps from Craigslist, if I may say.[/quote]
Four, if you get hairless gimps.[/quote]
And there’s another shared benefit…when a hairless cat or a hairless gimp crawls into the main living area without permission, and you have to beat it senseless to get it to obey, sure, most girls will run in terror…but the ones that stay? Well…that’s what my mama used to call, “a keeper!”
[/quote]
Out of curiosity would a gimp clean your apartment?
[/quote]
A gimp will do whatever the fuck you want the gimp to do or it will get a beating.
Charlie have you never seen pulp fiction?[/quote]
OMG I so know what to ask my mom to get me for Christmas!
What do the eat?
Yes I saw pulp fiction(don’t remember the gimp part) was that the part with Rhames and Willis in the basement?
[/quote]
Yep, the “store” with the red necks, the gimp sodomizes Rhames, they pulled him out of a box in the basement.
Get a gecko.
They spend all day hiding and they do not really want to be found.
[quote]orion wrote:
Get a gecko.
They spend all day hiding and they do not really want to be found.[/quote]
Dude, FLYING geckos are where it’s at. I have a pair of them right now. All you need is a 20 gallon fish tank turned on its side, a mister, heater, lamp and a screen to cover the tank’s opening. Or, you could do what I did.
I have an old gun cabinet with a big bookshelf built into one side of it. So I took the glass off the front of the cabinet and replaced it with super fine wire screen and painted the inside with this epoxy-type paint that’s specifically for painting the inside of wooden reptile enclosures (toxin-free or something like that).
I cut open the top and mounted a heat lamp, UV light and mister and used plexiglass to cover the bottom half of the cabinet door where the screen now sits. Then I nailed a piece of wood into place on the bottom (covered with the waterproof epoxy) so that the board angles slightly downward toward one corner, where I have a drain hole and a small waterheater pan underneath it. Moisture from the mister eventually finds its way out of the hole and I empty the pan every couple days. The lights and mister are hooked up to a timer and I attached these big plastic leaves that look like lily pads onto the sides of the inside of the cabinet.
The geckos fucking love it! They grow to about 5-6" in length, including their tail, and they like to “glide” up down the cabinet from leaf to leaf. I put a couple big pieces of wood in there as well. One gecko will thrive in the space that a 20 gallon tank affords, so naturally the pair that I have are thriving in a space that must be 5 or 6 times that size. The maintenance is minimal and taking care of them is pretty basic. Keep a big bowl of water in the bottom and give them about a half dozen crickets each every other day. Dust the crickets with calcium powder too.
The best part is watching these fuckers “fly”. They don’t really fly, more like glide, but they look so fucking cool when they do it, especially when gliding downward. They use their tails to guide themselves and their hands and feet have these big webs that they splay open and they kind of go into this weird turn as they approach their landing.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
vagina squirrels.
[/quote]
They’re self cleaning and will build you a dam and I little house to live in. :-D[/quote]
I heard that they taste like chicken.[/quote]
Really? Because I heard they taste like olives.
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I’ve only licked them, really. and, no…they don’t taste like olives…but you have to be careful…a slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
Get a gecko.
They spend all day hiding and they do not really want to be found.[/quote]
Dude, FLYING geckos are where it’s at. I have a pair of them right now. All you need is a 20 gallon fish tank turned on its side, a mister, heater, lamp and a screen to cover the tank’s opening. Or, you could do what I did.
I have an old gun cabinet with a big bookshelf built into one side of it. So I took the glass off the front of the cabinet and replaced it with super fine wire screen and painted the inside with this epoxy-type paint that’s specifically for painting the inside of wooden reptile enclosures (toxin-free or something like that).
I cut open the top and mounted a heat lamp, UV light and mister and used plexiglass to cover the bottom half of the cabinet door where the screen now sits. Then I nailed a piece of wood into place on the bottom (covered with the waterproof epoxy) so that the board angles slightly downward toward one corner, where I have a drain hole and a small waterheater pan underneath it. Moisture from the mister eventually finds its way out of the hole and I empty the pan every couple days. The lights and mister are hooked up to a timer and I attached these big plastic leaves that look like lily pads onto the sides of the inside of the cabinet.
The geckos fucking love it! They grow to about 5-6" in length, including their tail, and they like to “glide” up down the cabinet from leaf to leaf. I put a couple big pieces of wood in there as well. One gecko will thrive in the space that a 20 gallon tank affords, so naturally the pair that I have are thriving in a space that must be 5 or 6 times that size. The maintenance is minimal and taking care of them is pretty basic. Keep a big bowl of water in the bottom and give them about a half dozen crickets each every other day. Dust the crickets with calcium powder too.
The best part is watching these fuckers “fly”. They don’t really fly, more like glide, but they look so fucking cool when they do it, especially when gliding downward. They use their tails to guide themselves and their hands and feet have these big webs that they splay open and they kind of go into this weird turn as they approach their landing.[/quote]
You dont fool me, you grow pot in your “cabinet”, dont you…
NTTAWWT…
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
Get a gecko.
They spend all day hiding and they do not really want to be found.[/quote]
Dude, FLYING geckos are where it’s at. I have a pair of them right now. All you need is a 20 gallon fish tank turned on its side, a mister, heater, lamp and a screen to cover the tank’s opening. Or, you could do what I did.
I have an old gun cabinet with a big bookshelf built into one side of it. So I took the glass off the front of the cabinet and replaced it with super fine wire screen and painted the inside with this epoxy-type paint that’s specifically for painting the inside of wooden reptile enclosures (toxin-free or something like that).
I cut open the top and mounted a heat lamp, UV light and mister and used plexiglass to cover the bottom half of the cabinet door where the screen now sits. Then I nailed a piece of wood into place on the bottom (covered with the waterproof epoxy) so that the board angles slightly downward toward one corner, where I have a drain hole and a small waterheater pan underneath it. Moisture from the mister eventually finds its way out of the hole and I empty the pan every couple days. The lights and mister are hooked up to a timer and I attached these big plastic leaves that look like lily pads onto the sides of the inside of the cabinet.
The geckos fucking love it! They grow to about 5-6" in length, including their tail, and they like to “glide” up down the cabinet from leaf to leaf. I put a couple big pieces of wood in there as well. One gecko will thrive in the space that a 20 gallon tank affords, so naturally the pair that I have are thriving in a space that must be 5 or 6 times that size. The maintenance is minimal and taking care of them is pretty basic. Keep a big bowl of water in the bottom and give them about a half dozen crickets each every other day. Dust the crickets with calcium powder too.
The best part is watching these fuckers “fly”. They don’t really fly, more like glide, but they look so fucking cool when they do it, especially when gliding downward. They use their tails to guide themselves and their hands and feet have these big webs that they splay open and they kind of go into this weird turn as they approach their landing.[/quote]
Do you have a pic of your set up for your geckos and your geckos too?
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
Get a gecko.
They spend all day hiding and they do not really want to be found.[/quote]
Dude, FLYING geckos are where it’s at. I have a pair of them right now. All you need is a 20 gallon fish tank turned on its side, a mister, heater, lamp and a screen to cover the tank’s opening. Or, you could do what I did.
I have an old gun cabinet with a big bookshelf built into one side of it. So I took the glass off the front of the cabinet and replaced it with super fine wire screen and painted the inside with this epoxy-type paint that’s specifically for painting the inside of wooden reptile enclosures (toxin-free or something like that).
I cut open the top and mounted a heat lamp, UV light and mister and used plexiglass to cover the bottom half of the cabinet door where the screen now sits. Then I nailed a piece of wood into place on the bottom (covered with the waterproof epoxy) so that the board angles slightly downward toward one corner, where I have a drain hole and a small waterheater pan underneath it. Moisture from the mister eventually finds its way out of the hole and I empty the pan every couple days. The lights and mister are hooked up to a timer and I attached these big plastic leaves that look like lily pads onto the sides of the inside of the cabinet.
The geckos fucking love it! They grow to about 5-6" in length, including their tail, and they like to “glide” up down the cabinet from leaf to leaf. I put a couple big pieces of wood in there as well. One gecko will thrive in the space that a 20 gallon tank affords, so naturally the pair that I have are thriving in a space that must be 5 or 6 times that size. The maintenance is minimal and taking care of them is pretty basic. Keep a big bowl of water in the bottom and give them about a half dozen crickets each every other day. Dust the crickets with calcium powder too.
The best part is watching these fuckers “fly”. They don’t really fly, more like glide, but they look so fucking cool when they do it, especially when gliding downward. They use their tails to guide themselves and their hands and feet have these big webs that they splay open and they kind of go into this weird turn as they approach their landing.[/quote]
You dont fool me, you grow pot in your “cabinet”, dont you…
NTTAWWT…[/quote]
I live in Northern California. If I was so inclined I could grow it right in my front fucking yard inside a chainlink fence with a bloodthirsty Doberman chained to it.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
Get a gecko.
They spend all day hiding and they do not really want to be found.[/quote]
Dude, FLYING geckos are where it’s at. I have a pair of them right now. All you need is a 20 gallon fish tank turned on its side, a mister, heater, lamp and a screen to cover the tank’s opening. Or, you could do what I did.
I have an old gun cabinet with a big bookshelf built into one side of it. So I took the glass off the front of the cabinet and replaced it with super fine wire screen and painted the inside with this epoxy-type paint that’s specifically for painting the inside of wooden reptile enclosures (toxin-free or something like that).
I cut open the top and mounted a heat lamp, UV light and mister and used plexiglass to cover the bottom half of the cabinet door where the screen now sits. Then I nailed a piece of wood into place on the bottom (covered with the waterproof epoxy) so that the board angles slightly downward toward one corner, where I have a drain hole and a small waterheater pan underneath it. Moisture from the mister eventually finds its way out of the hole and I empty the pan every couple days. The lights and mister are hooked up to a timer and I attached these big plastic leaves that look like lily pads onto the sides of the inside of the cabinet.
The geckos fucking love it! They grow to about 5-6" in length, including their tail, and they like to “glide” up down the cabinet from leaf to leaf. I put a couple big pieces of wood in there as well. One gecko will thrive in the space that a 20 gallon tank affords, so naturally the pair that I have are thriving in a space that must be 5 or 6 times that size. The maintenance is minimal and taking care of them is pretty basic. Keep a big bowl of water in the bottom and give them about a half dozen crickets each every other day. Dust the crickets with calcium powder too.
The best part is watching these fuckers “fly”. They don’t really fly, more like glide, but they look so fucking cool when they do it, especially when gliding downward. They use their tails to guide themselves and their hands and feet have these big webs that they splay open and they kind of go into this weird turn as they approach their landing.[/quote]
Do you have a pic of your set up for your geckos and your geckos too?
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I don’t have any pictures on me. I’m on vacation for the next two weeks and won’t be home for a while, but when I get back I’ll take a photo and post it.
Best independent pet ever!
Russian Tortoise.
He doesn’t eat that much, sleeps most of the day, can be paper trained, smart enough to know you, but not really be bothered if you’re not around.
Aquatic turtles are great pets for your needs. Don’t give a shit about you, but are fun to watch swimming around and whatnot. Most need very large tanks, but you can create a nice community if you want to. I have two redear sliders in a 125 gallon tank with 15-20 fish.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]LHT wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]LHT wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Two hairless cats. They will occupy one another, not give you allergy problems, and freak out chicks.[/quote]
Three positive traits also shared by Gimps from Craigslist, if I may say.[/quote]
Four, if you get hairless gimps.[/quote]
And there’s another shared benefit…when a hairless cat or a hairless gimp crawls into the main living area without permission, and you have to beat it senseless to get it to obey, sure, most girls will run in terror…but the ones that stay? Well…that’s what my mama used to call, “a keeper!”
[/quote]
Out of curiosity would a gimp clean your apartment?
[/quote]
A gimp will do whatever the fuck you want the gimp to do or it will get a beating.
Charlie have you never seen pulp fiction?[/quote]
OMG I so know what to ask my mom to get me for Christmas!
What do the eat?
Yes I saw pulp fiction(don’t remember the gimp part) was that the part with Rhames and Willis in the basement?
[/quote]
Yep, the “store” with the red necks, the gimp sodomizes Rhames, they pulled him out of a box in the basement.[/quote]
Zed sodomized Rhames/Marsellus Wallace. Maynard was off to one side, sort of drooling at the scene, and The Gimp got chained to an overhead metal fixture and was allowed to watch.
And Miss Horse – certainly, you can allow your gimp to clean up your apartment. Don’t ever let him think he gets to enjoy it, though.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Women. [/quote]
Op said independent.