What are some of the best fortune cookie fortunes you ever got or heard about from friends??
On this past new years, I got one that said “Fear is interest paid on a debt you may not owe”.
“Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.”
“Buy Life Insurance”
“He who sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.”
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
“He who sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.”[/quote]
did you just type ‘funny proverbs’ into google?
I got one the other day that says:
“Your present plants are going to succeed.”
I wonder, should that be ‘plans’? Or, are my plants going to succeed?
I got one that said “that was not chicken”…
[quote]wukey wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
“He who sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.”
did you just type ‘funny proverbs’ into google?[/quote]
he may not have … but I did: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left
“Stay with your wife”
“What makes an apple fall to the ground?”
Yes, I once obtained a fortune cookie that asked me a question…
My personal favorite though was:
“Hard work without talent is a shame, but talent without hard work is a tragedy.”
I kept that one in my wallet for a couple of years but then gave it to a good friend of mine because she loved it as much as I did.
“you are demonstrative with those you love”
that’s funny. i just took my girl’s virginity last night. i felt as if i was teaching her how to do the dirty.
it’d be better if it was true…
“Magical powers are strong this month.”