Best Cologne?

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I prefer the smell of man fresh out of the woods from the morning hunt smelling of dew, pine, and balsam coupled with man sweat and old spice.

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No Old Spice. You have to completely go for it with the odor kill or fresh earth scented deo come hunting season. Then rub a little doe pee on you or hang a couple tarsal glands off your boots. But no old spice. Side not, Merino wool is worlds better for keeping your smell down than the fancy carbon stuffed suits. Hunt in it for days and it never stinks.

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I prefer the smell of man fresh out of the woods from the morning hunt smelling of dew, pine, and balsam coupled with man sweat and old spice.

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Hahahaah This would have been a great Pitch for Elaines boss on Seinfeld, Mr Peterman :slight_smile:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I prefer the smell of man fresh out of the woods from the morning hunt smelling of dew, pine, and balsam coupled with man sweat and old spice.

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In my youth, when I couldn’t afford Polo and the other $ brands of the day, a woman I knew mentioned to me that just a hint of Old Spice could be very nice. Apparently she was right - every time I wore it I received positive comments from women. Usually comments made when they were very close. Thanks for the reminder Beth. I may have to pick up a bottle just to give it a try again after all the years.

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I prefer the smell of man fresh out of the woods from the morning hunt smelling of dew, pine, and balsam coupled with man sweat and old spice.

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No Old Spice. You have to completely go for it with the odor kill or fresh earth scented deo come hunting season. Then rub a little doe pee on you or hang a couple tarsal glands off your boots. But no old spice. Side not, Merino wool is worlds better for keeping your smell down than the fancy carbon stuffed suits. Hunt in it for days and it never stinks.[/quote]

ok ok you got me there. authentic still hunters get pretty smelly. guys in a tree stand can afford to put on deodorant though. most of em dont. they walk out of the woods smelling like smelly balls but hey, it’s my fantasy, i can make it what i want!

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I prefer the smell of man fresh out of the woods from the morning hunt smelling of dew, pine, and balsam coupled with man sweat and old spice.

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No Old Spice. You have to completely go for it with the odor kill or fresh earth scented deo come hunting season. Then rub a little doe pee on you or hang a couple tarsal glands off your boots. But no old spice. Side not, Merino wool is worlds better for keeping your smell down than the fancy carbon stuffed suits. Hunt in it for days and it never stinks.[/quote]

ok ok you got me there. authentic still hunters get pretty smelly. guys in a tree stand can afford to put on deodorant though. most of em dont. they walk out of the woods smelling like smelly balls but hey, it’s my fantasy, i can make it what i want!
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Ha fine. If you want to picture your wooly hunter coming out smelling good that’s your fantasy. No one said anything about not wearing deodorant, they make pine, fresh earth, and acorn scented deos. FYI, if you go without using deodorant a couple weeks and are eating fairly clean, you don’t get nearly as smell as you’d think.

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I prefer the smell of man fresh out of the woods from the morning hunt smelling of dew, pine, and balsam coupled with man sweat and old spice.

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No Old Spice. You have to completely go for it with the odor kill or fresh earth scented deo come hunting season. Then rub a little doe pee on you or hang a couple tarsal glands off your boots. But no old spice. Side not, Merino wool is worlds better for keeping your smell down than the fancy carbon stuffed suits. Hunt in it for days and it never stinks.[/quote]

ok ok you got me there. authentic still hunters get pretty smelly. guys in a tree stand can afford to put on deodorant though. most of em dont. they walk out of the woods smelling like smelly balls but hey, it’s my fantasy, i can make it what i want!
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Ha fine. If you want to picture your wooly hunter coming out smelling good that’s your fantasy. No one said anything about not wearing deodorant, they make pine, fresh earth, and acorn scented deos. FYI, if you go without using deodorant a couple weeks and are eating fairly clean, you don’t get nearly as smell as you’d think. [/quote]

By the way, I enjoy the tales of your fantasy life Beth, they are even richer than my own ha.

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[quote]theBird wrote:

[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
Jean Paul Gaultier

If you’re half-way decent looking, pussy will be magnetically attracted to you. I swear it. [/quote]
Wear JPG if you want to smell like 80% of guys out there.

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Who get pussy…[/quote]
80% of guy, of which 100% are wearing JPG, get pussy?

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