Beliefs You Have That No One Suspects You Have

I believe that for every drop of rain that falls…a flower grows

Like in the ground? Because most flowers I suspect are grown in greenhouses

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How did you become such a buzzkill?

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Don’t be mean…

Love hurts

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How anyone gets to be anything … Practice

:heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:!

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I believe that coffee has magical properties, and makes me a better person

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I am same. Coffee doesn’t make me good though, just slightly more civil.

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Slightly?

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I believe that beer is the food of the gods.

and pizza runs a close second.

Ben Franklin I think had shared your sentiment regarding beer

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you are a very educated meathead, @polo77j .

versed in the music, arts and history.

impressive.

whatever does your wife see in you?

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I was watching a cooking video. One thing about modern cooking videos is they amplify the sounds of cooking. So knife cutting through a vegetable and hitting the chopping board, water running, meat sizzling in the pan, etc. Once you notice it, you can’t unnotice it.

I believe this is how porn should be. Quiet down everything but increase the slurps, squelch, kiss, slapping and finally squirting sounds.

You mean turn down the awesome music?

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IDK. They can’t even sync the moans with the mouth movement. I’m not trusting low-rent sound editors with the good stuff.

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Just include ASMR in your search.

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I believe my mother-in-law can read palms. I was a skeptic but I’ve seen so many of her predictions come true over the last 5 years that I’m pretty convinced. 3 weeks ago she told me that I would be getting a new job soon that paid more. Two days later a head hunter for a venture capital group reached out to me about helping start a new company. It didn’t look like that was going to pan out, so I was starting to doubt. Then yesterday another headhunter reached out about a job that is even better and pays about 2.5 times what I make now. I know a lot of people with ins into this job and it looks really good.

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