There’s a couple of hilarious bits but the start of it is a friend of mine (we’ll call him Matt) realized I saw Better Than Ezra years before him, so like every other year for the last decade he’s texted me random locations (like Biloxi, MS) and they are always where BTE is playing. This year I finally decided to go, have a bunch of friends in the bay area and want to make them miserable so suggest Modesto (hot, middle of nowhere) but get overruled, so we end up in Napa. So Matt buys tickets for us and a bunch of our friends. About a week after he buys them I realize that BTE is opening for Train and one of our friends (Chris) is passionate about his hatred for Train.
Fortunately Chris mostly just lets life pass him by and goes with the flow, so like 6 of us agree that we won’t tell him it’s a Train concert. We all drive up to Napa, Chris is in the other car so a few of our friends play Meet Virginia, the only Train song he likes, to set the mood. Apparently another friend asks “Is Train your least favorite band” to which Chris replies, “No, I just hate all of their music” lol. Anyway, we sit at a market outside of the venue and drink for like an hour, all but the 2 sober people are pretty not sober at this point.
Still has no idea at this point as we start meandering in towards the venue. We get stopped at a stoplight and some lady a few people in front of us is like “which direction is the Train concert.” One of our friends is like, “whoa what did she say?” Chris is like, “I think she’s confused, some dumb shit, I don’t know.” We make it into the venue before BTE starts and it’s pretty empty, there are literally no signs about who is playing and we avoid the merch tent. Like 15 minutes into BTE’s set he is like “That person has a Train shirt on”, like 5 min later “he’s like those are hey soul sister shirts.” We get up to get another drink and I walk to the merch tent with the girl who overruled me and made me go to Napa (I agreed on the condition of a free shirt), Chris tags along. He is like “whoa, did Train open for them or something.” The girl and I are like yea, must’ve been that. Mind you it is like 7:30 and still light outside, no idea how his brain works lol.
A bunch of other clues present themselves but he is mostly just angry at BTE for only playing half of their songs and half random ass covers, they literally closed with Tiny Dancer by Elton John, covered INXS, played Collide by Howie day. Super random and confusing set. At the end of Tiny Dancer the lead singer is like, “I can’t believe after opening for Train 20 years ago we get to open for them tonight.” At which point Chris is like “fuck” and just kind of stares around for a few minutes. He took it well though and the rest of the concert was reliving the hilarity and singing loudly to his least favorite songs.
Different story but Matt, the actual BTE fan, also forced me to go to then immediately abandoned me in the merch/meet-the-lead-singer line when some girl came up to talk to/hit on me. The lead singer bailed early on the same line and we couldn’t get Matt’s attention so he ended up missing meeting him but I snagged a photo with the singer lol.
Music was pretty awful, had an absolutely amazing time though.