shakes head some people’s kids… And just FYI, not all people who join the military right out of high school are stupid. Some people join for more than “getting bitches”, or wondering what to do when not training, or are worried about “going into the wilderness and surviving for a week.” Some people join to serve their country and don’t worry about how hard it’s going to be. How about not talking shit about people who have already taken the step and are currently serving (HolyMac).
My brother had everything lined up to be a fight pilot… except eyesight and math scores.
[quote]WWEAttitude wrote:
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
lol goodluck.
fag[/quote]
lol, I don’t need luck bitch, I need divine intervention to become Maverick and Goose. You on the other hand probably needed all the luck he could get just to join the army as a grunt since you were too much of a fuckin pussy to set off the lunk alarm at Planet Fitness[/quote]
I fixed this post.
[quote]NvrTooLate wrote:
Well for starters, they’ll probably want you to know that 5 comes after 4.
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This is fucking funny.
[quote]JoeGood wrote:
0311[/quote]
^
This answer would be correct.
[quote]WWEAttitude wrote:
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
lol goodluck.
fag[/quote]
lol, I don’t need luck bitch, luck needs me. You on the other hand probably needed all the luck he could get just to join the army as a grunt since you were most likely too fuckin stupid to get a real job, like most people who join the army right out of high school are. [/quote]
Oh wow, yeah you’re made to be a pilot, asshole. All of the jet pilots I knew were tools. All of them. Helicopter pilots, much less “tool-ish” although some were downright retarded. I’m sure you’d fit right in.
I assume you’re looking to join the military now that they you can be openly gay and serve.
Good for you, this country needs you.
Semper Fi.
Airwing all the way.
[quote]WWEAttitude wrote:
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
lol goodluck.
fag[/quote]
lol, I don’t need luck bitch, luck needs me. You on the other hand probably needed all the luck he could get just to join the army as a grunt since you were most likely too fuckin stupid to get a real job, like most people who join the army right out of high school are. [/quote]
Actually you do need to smart to be in the grunts. When you’re lost, tired, hungry & cold/ hot while on patrol you need to learn how to use a map/ compass/ protractor. That takes a certain amount of intellect.
[quote]JoeGood wrote:
0311[/quote]
the MOS for one who is gonna “get some.”
Thread needs more volleyball and Kenny Loggins:
[quote]WWEAttitude wrote:
I think i finally decided what i want to do, and that is become a fighter pilot. Just got a few questions though for people in the military:
1.what do fighter pilots do during wartime when they’re not assigned to bomb targets or whatever, and what do they do when there’s no war going on??
2.How tough is it to become a fighter pilot? I’m not planning on joining up anytime soon maybe in a couple years after im done my degree but like yeah how do i know if i stand a chance at being selected?
3.how do i stay ahead of the competition, what can i do now to prepare and beat the comp. when the time comes?
5. is it true that they put you out in the wilderness and at sea on your own for a week and expect you to survive?
4. do fighter pilots get a lot of bitches?
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Play golf/party/train. Most of them spend the VAST majority of their time training (in a jet)/filling out reports/participating in mission planning.
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It is very, very tough to be selected to become a fighter pilot. In addition to having a perfect bill of health, you will need to consistently score very highly on your PFTs. Keep in mind that you’ll be competing for slots with those currently in the military, in ROTC, or in military academies. The whole “I think I’ll dick around for a couple years until I graduate and then sign up” thing isn’t going to work, I can promise you that. Why would they open up a slot for someone like that when they have a large pool of people who have been working hard for years to get to that point? If you’re serious, you need to get in a ROTC program right now. If your GPA is on the lower side, you’d better being majoring in something difficult, like electrical or mechanical engineering.
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To “beat the competition”, you need to demonstrate that you have leadership abilities in addition to not being a fuck up. Every blunder you make will illicit loss of respect from those under your command. This doesn’t mean that you won’t screw up, but you have to know how to recover. Entire courses and books have been written on military leadership. Remember that while your position may be appointed, respect is earned. If you pull any sort of backstabbing, have a “look at me!” attitude, or otherwise demonstrate that you aren’t part of the team, you’ll get dropped.
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Yes, fighter pilots get teh bitchez.
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Yes, you do have to go through plenty of wilderness survival training. Their goal isn’t to turn you into some sort of Navy SEAL thought. This kind of stuff is the least of your worries. Your chances of being dropped for unforeseen medical reasons is much higher. Also, your body dimensions have to be within certain parameters that are individual to each aircraft. The reason for this is so that if you ever have to eject, the force from the ejection doesn’t rip your head off/otherwise mutilate you.
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Learn to count. Counting in sequence is a skill that all fighter pilots MUST possess.
You know what, OP? You got some fuckin nerve talkin shit to HolyMac, or anybody else on here, who is a veteran of any branch of the military.
It doesn’t matter what HolyMac does now, or what any of us did…YOU aren’t in a position to judge, because YOU AREN’T IN THE FUCKIN MILITARY!!!
I love when civilians shitbirds like you think that they are somehow entitled to join in the good-natured ribbing that goes on between members of the various branches, as if they were part of the group. I got news for you, numb-nuts…you’re not part of our fuckin group.
I don’t give a fuck if HolyMac is a god damn Army cook…he’s a better man than you already, cos he isn’t sittin on his dead fuckin ass in college somewhere, thinkin he’s got what it takes to join the military. At least HE did it. You haven’t done shit other than express a desire, and stroke your own dick.
And one more thing, genius. Who the fuck do you think is gonna come rescue your stupid ass if you end up gettin shot down? I guaran-fuckin-tee you it’s gonna be a bunch of ground pounders with a bunch of fuckin guns, and you will never have been so happy in your life to see a bunch of “lowly infantry” as you will on that day…
Thankfully, I can tell from your two posts that you don’t have what it takes…so that day will never come anyway. Keep jackin off to your Top Gun video…that’s as close as you’re ever gonna get…fag.
[quote]mapwhap wrote:
You know what, OP? You got some fuckin nerve talkin shit to HolyMac, or anybody else on here, who is a veteran of any branch of the military.
It doesn’t matter what HolyMac does now, or what any of us did…YOU aren’t in a position to judge, because YOU AREN’T IN THE FUCKIN MILITARY!!!
I love when civilians shitbirds like you think that they are somehow entitled to join in the good-natured ribbing that goes on between members of the various branches, as if they were part of the group. I got news for you, numb-nuts…you’re not part of our fuckin group.
I don’t give a fuck if HolyMac is a god damn Army cook…he’s a better man than you already, cos he isn’t sittin on his dead fuckin ass in college somewhere, thinkin he’s got what it takes to join the military. At least HE did it. You haven’t done shit other than express a desire, and stroke your own dick.
And one more thing, genius. Who the fuck do you think is gonna come rescue your stupid ass if you end up gettin shot down? I guaran-fuckin-tee you it’s gonna be a bunch of ground pounders with a bunch of fuckin guns, and you will never have been so happy in your life to see a bunch of “lowly infantry” as you will on that day…
Thankfully, I can tell from your two posts that you don’t have what it takes…so that day will never come anyway. Keep jackin off to your Top Gun video…that’s as close as you’re ever gonna get…fag.[/quote]
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS BY NOT BEING RETARDED!
[quote]WWEAttitude wrote:
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
lol goodluck.
fag[/quote]
lol, I don’t need luck bitch, luck needs me. You on the other hand probably needed all the luck he could get just to join the army as a grunt since you were most likely too fuckin stupid to get a real job, like most people who join the army right out of high school are. [/quote]
[quote]mapwhap wrote:
You know what, OP? You got some fuckin nerve talkin shit to HolyMac, or anybody else on here, who is a veteran of any branch of the military.
It doesn’t matter what HolyMac does now, or what any of us did…YOU aren’t in a position to judge, because YOU AREN’T IN THE FUCKIN MILITARY!!!
I love when civilians shitbirds like you think that they are somehow entitled to join in the good-natured ribbing that goes on between members of the various branches, as if they were part of the group. I got news for you, numb-nuts…you’re not part of our fuckin group.
I don’t give a fuck if HolyMac is a god damn Army cook…he’s a better man than you already, cos he isn’t sittin on his dead fuckin ass in college somewhere, thinkin he’s got what it takes to join the military. At least HE did it. You haven’t done shit other than express a desire, and stroke your own dick.
And one more thing, genius. Who the fuck do you think is gonna come rescue your stupid ass if you end up gettin shot down? I guaran-fuckin-tee you it’s gonna be a bunch of ground pounders with a bunch of fuckin guns, and you will never have been so happy in your life to see a bunch of “lowly infantry” as you will on that day…
Thankfully, I can tell from your two posts that you don’t have what it takes…so that day will never come anyway. Keep jackin off to your Top Gun video…that’s as close as you’re ever gonna get…fag.[/quote]
Damn. Thanks Map. Not sure there’s anything else to say my man.
OP, you are in no position to comment or berate anybody who has served their country. You have accomplished nothing, you are a part of nothing, and you have no foundation to support any of your comments or claims.
Shut up, put up, and come back when you’ve actually done something.
troll?
troll.
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
troll?[/quote]
I hope so. Nobody could unintentionally be that much of an idiot.
At first the OP was like:
But then he was all:
I have a cousin who is a blackhawk pilot and his brother is a Navy seal…He actually seems interested in my IT job…I’m thinking “you fly choppers, quit pretending like i’m interesting!”…
