This guy had a bet that if Bears lost Sunday’s Super Bowl, he’d change his name to Peyton Manning. Well guess what…?
jet
What a dumbass. It’s one thing to be loyal to your team, but another to be a complete imbecile. The judge should tell him he’s too stupid to be named Peyton Manning, and make his name to be Terrell Owens or Micheal Vick.
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
What a dumbass. It’s one thing to be loyal to your team, but another to be a complete imbecile. The judge should tell him he’s too stupid to be named Peyton Manning, and make his name to be Terrell Owens or Micheal Vick.
DB[/quote]
Or Ron Mexico
HAHAHAHAHA! That sucks.
The guy is a complete dumbass, but I have to say, he’s got some stones for going through with the whole thing.
In this day and age, it’s rare to see someone stick to their word like this, even if they are an idiot. I’m not even sure I’d go through with that bet, had I made it.
Dude, that’s nothing. A couple of six nations (rugby) ago a Welsh fan i believe was so excited with his countries win that he preceded to cut his cock off. He then took it down to the Bar to show it off to his mates. No joking.
But he still isn’t 6’5" with a laser arm…
[quote]Ben Jones wrote:
Dude, that’s nothing. A couple of six nations (rugby) ago a Welsh fan i believe was so excited with his countries win that he preceded to cut his cock off. He then took it down to the Bar to show it off to his mates. No joking.[/quote]
That story still makes me feel sick. Were they able to reattach it?
[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
Ben Jones wrote:
Dude, that’s nothing. A couple of six nations (rugby) ago a Welsh fan i believe was so excited with his countries win that he preceded to cut his cock off. He then took it down to the Bar to show it off to his mates. No joking.
That story still makes me feel sick. Were they able to reattach it?[/quote]
Well guessing that he took it down to the local bar, rather than putting it on ice and running to the hospital, i’m going to guess that’s a no.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
But he still isn’t 6’5" with a laser arm…[/quote]
Yeah, you know if you like watching 6’5 quarterbacks, 230 lbs… laser arm, in HDTV. I’m just sayin.
[quote]Ben Jones wrote:
Dude, that’s nothing. A couple of six nations (rugby) ago a Welsh fan i believe was so excited with his countries win that he preceded to cut his cock off. He then took it down to the Bar to show it off to his mates. No joking.[/quote]
What was he trying to prove? Was he trying to poke someone with it? At least he has a new key chain.
jet
[quote]Ben Jones wrote:
Dude, that’s nothing. A couple of six nations (rugby) ago a Welsh fan i believe was so excited with his countries win that he preceded to cut his cock off. He then took it down to the Bar to show it off to his mates. No joking.[/quote]
it was his balls. wales hadn’t beaten england in over a decade or something… the story i read said before the game the guy told everyone @ his pub that “he’d cut his balls off” if wales won. when he got back to his flat after the game the plumber had left a knife or a pair of snips or something on his toilet and he took that as a sign he needed to man up… so he did.
i distincly remember the article quoted him with the phrase “hacking away @ my tackle”. then he took his severed nuts back to the bar where he passed out.