Bats in my Kitchen

lol

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

lol[/quote]

That was fucking hilarious, I’ve been watching Jon Dore clips non stop now.

[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
trav123456 wrote:

lol

That was fucking hilarious, I’ve been watching Jon Dore clips non stop now. [/quote]

x2 is he on TV in the states?

Well night two wasn’t a total failure.

I am, but my wife is pretty good at this bat thing. We almost had it, then it made its way in a crack because we didn’t want to kill it.

who u gonna call?

BATBUSTERS!!!

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
You are not gonna believe this shit.

So I’m sitting here posting on T-Nation, up late because I have tomorrow off work. I hear a funny noise in my kitchen, so I go check out if the wind blew something down or whatever.

There ARE TWO GIANT FUCKING BATS flying around in my kitchen. Yeah I freaked out like a little bitch.

I ran upstairs and put a hoodie on, and grabbed a guitar hero guitar to try and shoo them out the open kitchen door. When I got back, the fuckers are gone. FML

Thing is, the ceiling is down in our kitchen because we are having work done, and you can get all the way up to the attic from there.

This blows guys. I don’t know where the fuckers went. My protein is in there and I’m hungry. God this sucks. Who do you even call for this type shit?

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you play guitar hero

[quote]belligerent wrote:

you play guitar hero

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It’s my little man’s. He was pissed too that I would dare hit the filthy bat with his guitar.

[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.22_long_rifle[/quote]

Lol at blowing fucking holes in my walls.

Ha ha, god I can only imagine.

I’ve had 3 in my house.

One flew in from the attic through my closet. I was a bitch on the floor swinging my baseball bat at it. it died a week later trapped in a section of the house with no food or water.

If you want, call an exterminator, but it will be money wasted IMO.

bats can carry rabies correct? just be careful

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
bats can carry rabies correct? just be careful[/quote]

Something like 0.05% have it. I’m not worried. It didn’t show any signs, but we will get shots if any of us come in contact with it.

It’s been gone for awhile now. Either got out or dead at this point. We have others nesting in our attic, so we are paying to “bat proof” that bitch. Fuck it. It’s only money, and I can calm down.

I have a completely irrational fear of bats. I need to work on this. My 11 year old is more rational that I am.


Alfred: Why bats master Beans?

CountingBeans: Bats frighten me, it’s time my enemies felt my dread.

speeds off in massive black tank/car

So I’m getting ready for work and such and my cat was acting weird by my window. I pull the curtains back and there was a bat!!! I was such a pussy as well fuck!

It was trapped between my window and screen and I was able to let it free by removing the screen. Shit when it moved I totally freaked out like a 15 year old girl at a 50% sale on shoes at Walmart.

Cat and the Bat.

Dog cat and bat.

[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Dog cat and bat. [/quote]

Boxer?

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
Dog cat and bat.

Boxer?[/quote]

Very good! Boxer cross but I forget what she is crossed with, Dad’s dog. More boxer.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:

Lol at blowing fucking holes in my walls.

Ha ha, god I can only imagine. [/quote]

idk man, sounds like a good idea to me. :slight_smile: lol