Could they have gotten sealed in when the house was tightened up? Normally bats are OUT and about after dark. Check with whoever is doing the siding work to see if there was a hole or vent they patched up. They had to be up in the highest part of the house, you should see bat shit where they were hanging out.
BG
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
matko5 wrote:
Remember, they are as afraid of you as you are afraid of them.
Bull fucking shit. I’m man enough to admit I’m totally freaked out. Dude they were fucking HUGE. and TWO of them… Like 6 fucking inch wings. No way on earth they were more afraid of me. They can fly and hide in small spaces and shit.
I’m pretty sure they are either in my attic or in my walls at this point. No way I was lucky enough were they flew out the door.
I’m sweating my ass off in this hoodie.[/quote]
They are talking about the same shit in some fucking “bat-talk.” They are all like, “Im a man-bat, but I am still freakin out dude! There was some giant fucking human! He had like a 70in wingspan or some shit! He can scream like a girl and put holes in walls and stuff dude!”
Its all relative! ha ha
But fo’ real, my mom opened the garage door once when I was younger and a little bat flew in and landed on my head. Freaked me the fuck out! Funny as shit now tho.
Good luck! Time to get a buddy, get drunk, and go searching for them in your house all decked out in hockey/baseball/football gear.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
r u batman?[/quote]
I am Batman.
BTW.
I’m not wearing hockey pads.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
matko5 wrote:
Remember, they are as afraid of you as you are afraid of them.
Bull fucking shit. I’m man enough to admit I’m totally freaked out. Dude they were fucking HUGE. and TWO of them… Like 6 fucking inch wings. No way on earth they were more afraid of me. They can fly and hide in small spaces and shit.
I’m pretty sure they are either in my attic or in my walls at this point. No way I was lucky enough were they flew out the door.
I’m sweating my ass off in this hoodie.
They are talking about the same shit in some fucking “bat-talk.” They are all like, “Im a man-bat, but I am still freakin out dude! There was some giant fucking human! He had like a 70in wingspan or some shit! He can scream like a girl and put holes in walls and stuff dude!”
Its all relative! ha ha
But fo’ real, my mom opened the garage door once when I was younger and a little bat flew in and landed on my head. Freaked me the fuck out! Funny as shit now tho.
Good luck! Time to get a buddy, get drunk, and go searching for them in your house all decked out in hockey/baseball/football gear.[/quote]
Lol, I’m on the phone with my buddie now. Looks like I’m buying the beer
[quote]matko5 wrote:
countingbeans when he saw the bats[/quote]
Somewhat true, except I didn’t fall on the ground.
Dude, I’m a little bitch, good god
Dude, that totally reminds me of the time there was a squirrel trapped in my fire place.
My room mates and I tried to “bait” it out by putting a card board box with some peanut butter in it, but that didn’t work.
My one friend suggested we light a fire, but we nixed that idea quick.
So we decided to “go in and get 'im”. I was the lucky one nominated. I put on a thick flannel shirt with a hoodie underneath, had a ski-mask on and everything, with some leather work gloves.
We “barricade” the area just in case he got out. ( don’t know what the fuck we were thinking - these fuckers climb trees, I don’t think the couch would have pose much of an obstacle )
So I get in there and look around and I see the little fucker - up high on a little ledge under the flute… so I go for him and miss! He jumps on my head and springs to the OTHER side of the ledge!
Now picture this: I’m on my hands an knees, head and shoulders stuck into a fire place (it was an old house so the fire place was small) , ass in the air, cussing like a sailor with my friends routing me on. I wish there were YouTube back then!
After about what seemed like an epic battle ( actually about five minutes ) with soot flying everywhere and the little fucker using my head as a spring-board, I finally caught him!
So I back out of the fire place, covered in soot, with a scared shitless little squirrel held out in front of me like an angry alien, and my friends are just standing there…
This fucker is CHOMPING on the gloves with all he’s got, like a UFC fighter “raining down the hammerfists”, he was “raining down with the squirrel teeth”! So I’m like, “open the fucking door!!”, and my room mate was like, “which one?” and I was like, “the kitchen door you dumbass!”.
So he practically falls over the couch and slides to the kitchen door and throws it open and I run up and throw the squirrel out. We all collapsed onto the couch laughing our asses off. That was some funny shit.
I hope you have similar luck with your bat!
They’re just plotting their next move.
That’s what they do. Plot.
In all seriousness, it was probably CT. Rockula and a “friend”, looking to crash somewhere. Damn, you suck as a host…bitch.
Dude…You need to man up so your wife doesn’t leave you:) She can’t have a little bitch for a husband:)
That reminds me of that Malcolm in the Middle episode where they buy that old closet…
Great story!
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Dude, that totally reminds me of the time there was a squirrel trapped in my fire place.
My room mates and I tried to “bait” it out by putting a card board box with some peanut butter in it, but that didn’t work.
My one friend suggested we light a fire, but we nixed that idea quick.
So we decided to “go in and get 'im”. I was the lucky one nominated. I put on a thick flannel shirt with a hoodie underneath, had a ski-mask on and everything, with some leather work gloves.
We “barricade” the area just in case he got out. ( don’t know what the fuck we were thinking - these fuckers climb trees, I don’t think the couch would have pose much of an obstacle )
So I get in there and look around and I see the little fucker - up high on a little ledge under the flute… so I go for him and miss! He jumps on my head and springs to the OTHER side of the ledge!
Now picture this: I’m on my hands an knees, head and shoulders stuck into a fire place (it was an old house so the fire place was small) , ass in the air, cussing like a sailor with my friends routing me on. I wish there were YouTube back then!
After about what seemed like an epic battle ( actually about five minutes ) with soot flying everywhere and the little fucker using my head as a spring-board, I finally caught him!
So I back out of the fire place, covered in soot, with a scared shitless little squirrel held out in front of me like an angry alien, and my friends are just standing there…
This fucker is CHOMPING on the gloves with all he’s got, like a UFC fighter “raining down the hammerfists”, he was “raining down with the squirrel teeth”! So I’m like, “open the fucking door!!”, and my room mate was like, “which one?” and I was like, “the kitchen door you dumbass!”.
So he practically falls over the couch and slides to the kitchen door and throws it open and I run up and throw the squirrel out. We all collapsed onto the couch laughing our asses off. That was some funny shit.
I hope you have similar luck with your bat![/quote]
This is hilarious. Reminds me of the time a bird flew in and perched in our christmas tree after we had just set it up and the front door was hanging open. We just had to open some doors and wait it out.
Just recently we had a dumb bat hanging (sleeping) from our pool skimmer entrance. The kids thought it was great to have a “pet bat”. The weather had been really rainy around that time so each day the pools water level creeped higher and higher. The second day the bat couldn’t hang straight down, it had to scrunch up a bit to keep its nose out of the water to breath. The third day, we were out of town all day, but the rain continued. We came back home and the next morning I looked and the bat was gone. My wife found it in the skimmer when she went to empty it that morning. She didn’t want to tell the kids their bat had died.
Moral of the story: if a bat finds a place it likes, it’s not leaving. However, it seems that Bats are pretty stupid. Find them when their sleeping then shoot 'em in the back!
I get kind of freaked out too when wild animals are not where they’re supposed to be (they’re supposed to be outside).
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
My one friend suggested we light a fire, but we nixed that idea quick.
[/quote]
Why would you nix that idea?
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
r u batman?
I am Batman.
BTW.
I’m not wearing hockey pads.[/quote]
wut?
[quote]adamhum wrote:
Dude…You need to man up so your wife doesn’t leave you:) She can’t have a little bitch for a husband:)[/quote]
lol, when it comes to animals I am a huge softy, flying rats are freaky.
It’s just after watching Cujo as a kid I have never liked bats ever.
I’m sure they are plotting, and bats aren’t as bad a squirrels, a squirrel can fuck up your house.
I go hunting in an hour or so. Well more like waiting for them to fly around my kitchen so I can shoo them outside.
I had to chase a raccoon out of my house with a hockey stick. These fuckers FEAR NOTHING!!!
I killed a bat with a Candyland Box:)
Are not only “vampire” bats are the ones that bite?
Hey bite its head off like Ozzy that will show them!
I think it would be cool to have bats living in my apartment, I would probably try to keep them as pets or something.
When I was in the Army stationed in Washington, we had bats living in the common area. They would fly around all night, but since no one really hung out in the commmon room, we just left them alone.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Hey bite its head off like Ozzy that will show them![/quote]
Ozzy bit the head off a dove. The bat stunt on stage was actually a rubber bat.
Bats won’t hurt you. At all. Just do whatever the BCI people said. Of course, I couldn’t be bothered to read the link…
But that’s who I called when I found a bat at my school. I caught it in a coffee can & let it go.