Batman vs Wolverine

[quote]Bujo wrote:
The other Rob wrote:

Agreed, the wolverine of most series would win in moments, the wolverine shown in others could definitely be defeated by batman, probably with relative ease. My problem is with batman fans claiming he can kill anyone just because he beat up that pussy superman.

When did Batman ever beat Superman?

Answer: Never[/quote]

Dark Knight Returns

[quote]The other Rob wrote:

Seriously do read more wolverine comics, 
[/quote]

Why would anyone willingly read Wolverine comics? For a character who is supposed to be the strong silent type the dude NEVER shuts up. Even the Atlanteans were making fun of him for being the best at boring his enemies to death. When he isn’t talking somebodies ear off his constant inner monologue makes “War & Peace” look like an easy read. Not to mention the silly shit the writers put him in, like taking out the Fantastic Four single handedly. And my biggest pet peeve is his newly unlimited healing ability. In the 90s couldn’t heal like that until he lost the adamantium skeleton. Now he has the skeleton and boosted healing, what’s the point? At least with Deadpool its fun and entertaining to see what he can recover from, with Wolvy its just ho-hum.

[quote]drewh wrote:
Marvel equivelant of batman is the Punisher.[/quote]

Frank Castle:
a) Doesn’t have half of Batman’s agility.
b) Doesn’t have half Bruce Wayne’s fortune.
c) Doesn’t have half the shit Batman uses on a regular basis. (Planes, augmented vehicles, gadgets)

He also is over 9000 times more badass than the dark knight, because unlike Wayne, he kills his opponents.
Punisher Max is easily one of my favourite comic series. Punisher vs Batman, I think the Punisher would stand a chance.

[quote]rundymc wrote:
drewh wrote:
Marvel equivelant of batman is the Punisher.

Frank Castle:
a) Doesn’t have half of Batman’s agility.
b) Doesn’t have half Bruce Wayne’s fortune.
c) Doesn’t have half the shit Batman uses on a regular basis. (Planes, augmented vehicles, gadgets)

He also is over 9000 times more badass than the dark knight, because unlike Wayne, he kills his opponents.
Punisher Max is easily one of my favourite comic series. Punisher vs Batman, I think the Punisher would stand a chance.[/quote]

The Punisher would never stand a chance against Batman. The Punisher is no different than any number of villains Batman has taken down over the decades: KGBeast and Bane to name a couple. He’s too run-of-the-mill, plus he’s a weapons expert right? Well so is Batman, just not guns, and every other variable is in Batman’s favor.

[quote]drewh wrote:
Bujo wrote:
The other Rob wrote:

Agreed, the wolverine of most series would win in moments, the wolverine shown in others could definitely be defeated by batman, probably with relative ease. My problem is with batman fans claiming he can kill anyone just because he beat up that pussy superman.

When did Batman ever beat Superman?

Answer: Never

Dark Knight Returns[/quote]

Geeze Louise, the book even has pictures and y’all still get it wrong. That was Batman & Green Arrow vs Superman. That’s like you picking a fight with Randy Couture, then just before he hands you your own ass your buddy shoots Randy in the back, while you go on to claim victory. Sure.

Is it really a fight when Supes stops fighting because Batsy is having a freaking heart attack?

And as I recall Batsy was the one in the coffin, Supes was still standing.

The point of the fight wasn’t who beat who. It was Batsy finally driving the point thru Supes’ thick kryptonian skull that Supes can’t be the savior of all man kind. Man will choose their own path it can’t be force fed to them, no matter how good the intentions.

Because fuck Wolverine.

And I count Ra’s al Ghul’s using red kryptonite on Supes in Tower of Babel as a Bat-Victory.

[quote]Bujo wrote:
drewh wrote:
Bujo wrote:
The other Rob wrote:

Agreed, the wolverine of most series would win in moments, the wolverine shown in others could definitely be defeated by batman, probably with relative ease. My problem is with batman fans claiming he can kill anyone just because he beat up that pussy superman.

When did Batman ever beat Superman?

Answer: Never

Dark Knight Returns

Geeze Louise, the book even has pictures and y’all still get it wrong. That was Batman & Green Arrow vs Superman. That’s like you picking a fight with Randy Couture, then just before he hands you your own ass your buddy shoots Randy in the back, while you go on to claim victory. Sure.

Is it really a fight when Supes stops fighting because Batsy is having a freaking heart attack?

And as I recall Batsy was the one in the coffin, Supes was still standing.

The point of the fight wasn’t who beat who. It was Batsy finally driving the point thru Supes’ thick kryptonian skull that Supes can’t be the savior of all man kind. Man will choose their own path it can’t be force fed to them, no matter how good the intentions.

[/quote]

If you read the whole story , wasn’t this the one were batman’s heart started beating at the end?

[quote]tom63 wrote:

If you read the whole story , wasn’t this the one were batman’s heart started beating at the end?[/quote]

That’s the part that showed Supes finally “Got It”. The world is better off with more heroes filling the roles he can’t.

[quote]drewh wrote:
Marvel equivelant of batman is the Punisher.[/quote]

Say What???

Batman:
-Heir to to the fortune and business of wealthy industrialists
-Master Detective and one of the leading scientific minds
-Peak of human development
-On of the leading martial artists and hand-to-hand combatants
-Head of Wayne Enterprises
-Refuses to kill

Black Panther
-Heir to Wakandan throne, and wealthiest man on the planet
-A great scientific mind proving himself equal to Dr Doom
-The peak of human development
-T’Challa must fight to any and all challengers to retain his place as king, has proven himself equal or better to the likes of Captain America and Wolverine
-King of Wakanda
-Hasn’t killed anyone

Punisher
-Not heir to shit
-Has Microchip do all the sciencey-stuff
-He might not be the peak of human development, but he’s damn close
-Military training makes him proficient in unarmed combat, almost all forms of firearms, and explosives
-He’s no leader and has no responsibility for anyone other than himself
-He is as psychotic a killer as those he hunts.

This Thread Needs More Pictures

Spider-Woman takes out Wolverine with his own claws!

That’s gotta hurt.


Okaaaayyy, so melee attacks don’t work so good against the Wrecker. That’s one for the lesson book.

Hmmmm, round two, melee attacks still don’t seem to be working. Ok so Wolvy’s not the sharpest tack in the shed.


Run Wolvy! RUN!

Cripes! I guess Wolvy wasn’t fast enough.

This community has shown plenty of interest in this, I think it’s time to contact both parties and set this fight up. Anybody have a basement or maybe a stadium that we could use?

[quote]artw wrote:
rundymc wrote:
drewh wrote:
Marvel equivelant of batman is the Punisher.

Frank Castle:
a) Doesn’t have half of Batman’s agility.
b) Doesn’t have half Bruce Wayne’s fortune.
c) Doesn’t have half the shit Batman uses on a regular basis. (Planes, augmented vehicles, gadgets)

He also is over 9000 times more badass than the dark knight, because unlike Wayne, he kills his opponents.
Punisher Max is easily one of my favourite comic series. Punisher vs Batman, I think the Punisher would stand a chance.

The Punisher would never stand a chance against Batman. The Punisher is no different than any number of villains Batman has taken down over the decades: KGBeast and Bane to name a couple. He’s too run-of-the-mill, plus he’s a weapons expert right? Well so is Batman, just not guns, and every other variable is in Batman’s favor.[/quote]

I wouldn’t put the Punisher down so quick. He’s shown to be VERY quick thinking, VERY tough, holds his own against Daredevil. When he plans an encounter, he usually plans several steps ahead, and when things don’t go his way, he knows to adapt, when to fight, and when to gtfo.
I’d say it’d make an interesting comic, the Punisher being the psychotic murderer that he is, and Batman being the psychotic ninja. Bats has quite the upper hand, but Castle always works from a deficit.

Batman has had some bad days too. Especially with women.


Batman has had some bad days too. Especially with women.

[quote]Bujo wrote:
Batman has had some bad days too. Especially with women. [/quote]

Bitch be crazy!