“Hi, how are you?” don’t ask a question if you don’t really care about the answer.
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I get stuff like that way too often. Crazy people go out of their way to tell me all sorts of very important tidbits of their lives.
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And you ARE from Pittsburgh. LOL[/quote]
I get this a lot too, maybe there is something in the water here.
[quote]StevenF wrote:
“Hi, how are you?” don’t ask a question if you don’t really care about the answer. [/quote]
It is called polite small talk, no matter what the appropriate answer when someone who is a stranger asks that is some kind of “not bad, good, or I’ve been better.” Going into full detail about your depressing life to a stranger who just wants his emissions report is just weird.
[quote]i_am_ketosis wrote:
I like to lean over to the guy next to me at the urinal and say: “Tight dick, bro.” and then wink. [/quote]
In “trough” urinals (like at a ballgame or a bar), I like to start screaming “It burns! Oh, shit, it burns!”
Gives me lot of room.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
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Great read. Very funny.
It was as if I was reading a film script. You know, when the main lead drives to a new town and stops by the happy, chirpy mechanic to have his car fixed.
Wow, I’ll echo DN with that one. Sounds like a movie script. I see one of the many comedians who is good at playing a dumbass engaging in that conversation with you. Maybe Will Ferrel or Stifler from American Pie (forget his real name atm). It also reminds me of Trailor Park Boys.
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[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I get stuff like that way too often. Crazy people go out of their way to tell me all sorts of very important tidbits of their lives.
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That happens to me a lot too.
I think it may have to do with my face; it’s like a baby’s and people seem to feel Ok telling me all sorts of things.
How’s your face?[/quote]
Not bad. I get highly polarized reactions. Two guys I used to work with wouldn’t speak a peep to me for almost 6 months because they thought I was a neo-nazi on the verge of homicidal rage. Not nearly the first time for that response.
Old women, small children, and most dogs think I’m adorable though.
[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I get stuff like that way too often. Crazy people go out of their way to tell me all sorts of very important tidbits of their lives.
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And you ARE from Pittsburgh. LOL[/quote]
I get this a lot too, maybe there is something in the water here.[/quote]
Chushin is on to something. It makes me wonder though- If we’re all drinking the same water, is it us that is crazy or or them?
I bet people that get water from the Allegheny don’t have this happen.
[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:
[quote]StevenF wrote:
“Hi, how are you?” don’t ask a question if you don’t really care about the answer. [/quote]
It is called polite small talk, no matter what the appropriate answer when someone who is a stranger asks that is some kind of “not bad, good, or I’ve been better.” Going into full detail about your depressing life to a stranger who just wants his emissions report is just weird.[/quote]
To us normal people its polite small talk, but to some lonely depressed person its an opportunity to talk to someone about their shitty day/life. You and I both know most people don’t give a shit about our problems.
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]i_am_ketosis wrote:
I like to lean over to the guy next to me at the urinal and say: “Tight dick, bro.” and then wink. [/quote]
In “trough” urinals (like at a ballgame or a bar), I like to start screaming “It burns! Oh, shit, it burns!”
Gives me lot of room.[/quote]
I can’t pee at a trough. Can’t. Had a to pee while tripping at a concert, I got all paranoid about the guys around me, freaked out and left. Haven’t tripped in 20+ years, still can’t use the trough.
[quote]strangemeadow wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]i_am_ketosis wrote:
I like to lean over to the guy next to me at the urinal and say: “Tight dick, bro.” and then wink. [/quote]
In “trough” urinals (like at a ballgame or a bar), I like to start screaming “It burns! Oh, shit, it burns!”
Gives me lot of room.[/quote]
I can’t pee at a trough. Can’t. Had a to pee while tripping at a concert, I got all paranoid about the guys around me, freaked out and left. Haven’t tripped in 20+ years, still can’t use the trough.
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I really dislike the trough. No matter where they have them, it seems that as soon as you walk in the first thing you will see is a line of peeing dicks.
[quote]strangemeadow wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]i_am_ketosis wrote:
I like to lean over to the guy next to me at the urinal and say: “Tight dick, bro.” and then wink. [/quote]
In “trough” urinals (like at a ballgame or a bar), I like to start screaming “It burns! Oh, shit, it burns!”
Gives me lot of room.[/quote]
I can’t pee at a trough. Can’t. Had a to pee while tripping at a concert, I got all paranoid about the guys around me, freaked out and left. Haven’t tripped in 20+ years, still can’t use the trough.
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i find its hard to pee or poop while tripping period. Usually i end up holding it in till the end then i unleash the trip in my piss hahaha, ill take like a 2 min piss and just feel all the trip flowing out of me its wonderful really./.
[quote]strangemeadow wrote:
I can’t pee at a trough. Can’t. Had a to pee while tripping at a concert, I got all paranoid about the guys around me, freaked out and left. Haven’t tripped in 20+ years, still can’t use the trough.
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Everytime I picture this, I bust out laughing.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I get stuff like that way too often. Crazy people go out of their way to tell me all sorts of very important tidbits of their lives.
[/quote]
And you ARE from Pittsburgh. LOL[/quote]
I get this a lot too, maybe there is something in the water here.[/quote]
Chushin is on to something. It makes me wonder though- If we’re all drinking the same water, is it us that is crazy or or them?
I bet people that get water from the Allegheny don’t have this happen.
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You from Meadsville?
[quote]Cuso wrote:
[quote]strangemeadow wrote:
I can’t pee at a trough. Can’t. Had a to pee while tripping at a concert, I got all paranoid about the guys around me, freaked out and left. Haven’t tripped in 20+ years, still can’t use the trough.
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Everytime I picture this, I bust out laughing.[/quote]
I can piss in or on anything at anytime, in any condition… I piss on my lawn regularly, I like my dog to know her boundaries.
[quote]forbes wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I get stuff like that way too often. Crazy people go out of their way to tell me all sorts of very important tidbits of their lives.
[/quote]
And you ARE from Pittsburgh. LOL[/quote]
I get this a lot too, maybe there is something in the water here.[/quote]
Chushin is on to something. It makes me wonder though- If we’re all drinking the same water, is it us that is crazy or or them?
I bet people that get water from the Allegheny don’t have this happen.
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You from Meadsville?[/quote]
Nah. South hills of Pittsburgh.
Not a conversation, but painfully awkward none the less:
but for some strange reason if you watch this clip twice, you’ll find it hilarious.
I picked up a hitchhiker a few weeks ago, he was only going a few miles down the road. Within 30 seconds he was talking about his love affair with all sorts of class A drugs and the journey ended with him telling me he had some painkillers in his pocket that he was planning on crushing up and snorting in the next few minutes.
Lovely fellow.
Great story! The ending had me LOLing hard.