Avg Guys in Street Fight, Who Will Win?

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The guy on the right won.
The guy on the left is this over protective musician guy, who’s step sister has been hanging out with guy on the right.
Guy on the right is a buddy of mine, who lifts, but isn’t particularly impressive physically.
He has some decent lifts but still just looks regular dude.

Anyways, guy on right doesn’t like guy on left, and he was drunk as balls and leaving with his sister from a b-day part at a club for a mutual acquantance. They are kind of going out/hanging out, I don’t really know. Guy on left butts in, and tells the dude to go fuck himself, and he’s not driving her anywhere, presumably because right is drunk. Ironically, left is as drunk or more drunk himself, so he is no position to drive either.

Right confronts guy on left about him ‘talking shit’ and always trying to block him, basically asking him to explain what his problem is, and saying some crazy shit like ‘For real man, do you have a crush on your sister?’

Left freaks out and shoves right, 2 or 3 times like a sumo saying some incomprehensible bs. Right throat grabs guy, and goes into some kind of a forward hip throw thing, and drops dude on pavement.

Left gets up while right is explain himself to a friend who just walked out, left swings and blindsides right.
At which point right goes mad monkey, and punches left 3x and bull rushes him into a parked car. Alarm goes off.

At this point, he’s tackled off guy and mutual friends break it up.

Girl goes home with friend. End of story.

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Hahahaha DB thankyou for that. Best video ever.

“He tried to kill me. So I gotta return the favor. I step underneath here, and now I’m controlling him with my hand. And I can stab his own knife … here… in… the… liver. Stab in the liver.”

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[quote]Enders Drift wrote:
Hahahaha DB thankyou for that. Best video ever.

“He tried to kill me. So I gotta return the favor. I step underneath here, and now I’m controlling him with my hand. And I can stab his own knife … here… in… the… liver. Stab in the liver.”[/quote]

Kick to the groin! Straight right, left hook and NOW maybe you headbutt him! And what do we have here? Smash his face…

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[quote]Rohnyn wrote:
The guy on the right won.
The guy on the left is this over protective musician guy, who’s step sister has been hanging out with guy on the right.
Guy on the right is a buddy of mine, who lifts, but isn’t particularly impressive physically.
He has some decent lifts but still just looks regular dude.

Anyways, guy on right doesn’t like guy on left, and he was drunk as balls and leaving with his sister from a b-day part at a club for a mutual acquantance. They are kind of going out/hanging out, I don’t really know. Guy on left butts in, and tells the dude to go fuck himself, and he’s not driving her anywhere, presumably because right is drunk. Ironically, left is as drunk or more drunk himself, so he is no position to drive either.

Right confronts guy on left about him ‘talking shit’ and always trying to block him, basically asking him to explain what his problem is, and saying some crazy shit like ‘For real man, do you have a crush on your sister?’

Left freaks out and shoves right, 2 or 3 times like a sumo saying some incomprehensible bs. Right throat grabs guy, and goes into some kind of a forward hip throw thing, and drops dude on pavement.

Left gets up while right is explain himself to a friend who just walked out, left swings and blindsides right.
At which point right goes mad monkey, and punches left 3x and bull rushes him into a parked car. Alarm goes off.

At this point, he’s tackled off guy and mutual friends break it up.

Girl goes home with friend. End of story.[/quote]

lol. so after he gets his ass kicked trying to protect his sister, she leaves w/ the guy who beat him up? Thats fucking dirty!

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also, I bet they banged so hard after leaving the party.

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Yea, he got laid after that.

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[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
I don’t know. Who do you think would win? Guy on left or guy on right?[/quote]

If it was a boxing Match, chuck. If it was a street fight…Chuck. But Charles would give one hell of a try.

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[quote]Rohnyn wrote:
The guy on the right won.
The guy on the left is this over protective musician guy, who’s step sister has been hanging out with guy on the right.
Guy on the right is a buddy of mine, who lifts, but isn’t particularly impressive physically.
He has some decent lifts but still just looks regular dude.

Anyways, guy on right doesn’t like guy on left, and he was drunk as balls and leaving with his sister from a b-day part at a club for a mutual acquantance. They are kind of going out/hanging out, I don’t really know. Guy on left butts in, and tells the dude to go fuck himself, and he’s not driving her anywhere, presumably because right is drunk. Ironically, left is as drunk or more drunk himself, so he is no position to drive either.

Right confronts guy on left about him ‘talking shit’ and always trying to block him, basically asking him to explain what his problem is, and saying some crazy shit like ‘For real man, do you have a crush on your sister?’

Left freaks out and shoves right, 2 or 3 times like a sumo saying some incomprehensible bs. Right throat grabs guy, and goes into some kind of a forward hip throw thing, and drops dude on pavement.

Left gets up while right is explain himself to a friend who just walked out, left swings and blindsides right.
At which point right goes mad monkey, and punches left 3x and bull rushes him into a parked car. Alarm goes off.

At this point, he’s tackled off guy and mutual friends break it up.

Girl goes home with friend. End of story.[/quote]

Ummmmm, So why did guy on right win? 1, you said guy on left was probably more drunk than guy on right. 2, a couple of punches and a bull rush into the car hardly make someone a victor if they get separated. In order for your face analysis thing to be accurate, both guys need to be reasonably sober and it needs to be left until one quits or finishes the fight. Sorry, but cool story bro.

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Both are buried in my backyard. Would you like to know where I hid the pieces?

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In high school there was a dude in our group who was very quiet, mellow. His grades were almost perfect so we could never figure out why he wanted to hang with us dummies lol. Average size, maybe a little husky. Anyway one night some assholes from another school came to our neighborhood to start shit. There were two of them in particular, big guys that walked up to us. Manny out out the blue say’s " I got this one", We all look at him like wtf, we’ve never even seen you get angry let alone fight lol… He fucking tore them apart, they outweighed him by a good twenty pounds, we were in shock. He never fought again either. Weird.

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. Cliche but true.

Chuck Bronson is the man, Norris is just living in Bronson’s world looking for a nut.

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This discussion is ridiculous.

I’d take experience/temperament over a guy with a hard looking face any day. Perhaps one of the guy’s been in several fights before, or is just a ticking time bomb waiting to wail on somebody, while the other guy has never fought a day in his life.

Even the premise that “upper body strength” makes a good prediction is a little silly. A college friend of mine was in several fights and he always destroyed whoever he was fighting. He was just ferocious. But once I got him to come with the gym with me, and he struggled to bench 65 lbs. It was shocking.

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that is quite possibly the greatest video I’ve ever seen

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I don’t think of this shit matters. The guy who does this will win:

denga dadenga dadeng[/quote]

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One time I kicked this dude’s ass who prob weighted 100 pounds more than me. Dumbass shouldn’t have grabbed my throat and tried to choke me.

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Clearly your friend is banging a fat chick, since they both have fat faces.

That’s my analysis on his face shape.

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[quote]UNCheavylifter wrote:
that is quite possibly the greatest video I’ve ever seen
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Agreed. I haven’t laughed that hard at something on the intrawebz in a fair while.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I don’t think of this shit matters. The guy who does this will win:

denga dadenga dadeng[/quote]

LOL Bas Rutten is great. He did some cameos in GTA 4 too

Video quality sucks but I’m too lazy to find a better one right now.