[quote]Ken St.Mich wrote:
I am German. Nevertheless I can�?�´t understand everything they say.
It�?�´s about drug using, violence and cumming into a bitches mouth. Basically everyday activities in Germany, whenever the sausages have been eaten and drinking beer is not funny enough.
In fact, right now, as I�´m typing I�´m snorting cocaine and cumming into a bitches mouth.
If you ever achieve becoming a German turkish small criminal, visit me at the club to sell some dope. I�?�´ll punch you up like the rest of your fellows and throw you out. Cause if there�?�´s something tougher than turkish rappas it�?�´s the german bouncers.[/quote]
You’re gonna have to pick man. Turkish thug, or next-level-harvard-business man. You’re luke warm in both right now. We’re gonna need you to commit to one and jump in with both feet.
The first video is adorable! I wonder how much the photo shop at the mall charged these guys to get the glamour shots done?
I figure the standard “two guys trying to look imposing” shots were about 10 bucks each, but the more elaborate ones like “troubled-looking pool shark” and “money-laden cognac afficionados” were probably 12-15 dollars each.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Has anyone mentioned yet that 3IdSpetsnaz’s avatar has a swatika in the middle? Grrr.[/quote]
Yeah I noticed that. I’m starting to beleive that this guy isn’t serious with anything he says, and isn’t serious with that avatar either. I think he’s getting a kick out of all his retarded posts and threads.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
The first video is adorable! I wonder how much the photo shop at the mall charged these guys to get the glamour shots done?
I figure the standard “two guys trying to look imposing” shots were about 10 bucks each, but the more elaborate ones like “troubled-looking pool shark” and “money-laden cognac afficionados” were probably 12-15 dollars each. [/quote]
When I was in Berlin I stayed in Gesundbrunnen, a neighborhood that is now mostly Turkish. I never felt threatened in any way whatsoever or even saw a single piece of trash in the gutter during my month long stay. I routinely got back from clubs at 4AM. I found out after being there for over two weeks that it is the “dangerous” Ghetto of Berlin. I laughed my ass off!
Obviously Berliners have NO idea what a dangerous neighborhood is. I told them to find pix/stories of east NY or Cabrini-Green in Chicago (no disrespect to people from those places).
I took German for a couple of years in middle and high school. It’s not all that it’s cracked up to be. There was a whole lot of conjugating verbs and schiesse.
I kept wondering when we would get to the good stuff like fisting, but switched to French when I realized that we were only going to folk dance and make food with apples and cabbage.