Ass Banana Flapjack House

[quote]Ass Banana wrote:

[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:
Is your warm ups long enough to be put into a video? Like I wanna see what you do for mobility. I kind of forgot how to warm up…[/quote]
I can prolly do something like that over the weekend. Upper or lower or both?[/quote]

both would be best, thanks

Warmed up with soft tissue and dynamics

Squat

barx10
95x5
135x5
185x5
225x3
belt on
275x2
315x1
345x1
365x2, ties PR

Paused deadlift (1s)

225x3
275x2
belt on
315x1
365x1, PR
385x1, PR

Walkout things
BW 2x10, balls

Trying a new format to see if its easier to read. Squats felt pretty good, 365 felt pretty easy. I think I coulda hit it for another 1-2 at least. Deadlifts felt good, form feels dialed in pausing it. 385 was a slight ball buster but I think I could have done another. Paused just suck but you know you could do more. Some quick core stuff, keeping the volume low and intensity high right now. Meet in 10 days, feeling strong.

I remember failing 365 a few months ago, then I hit it recently for a pretty easy double. I should have left audio in from the first video because you can hear me unrack it and let out a “holy shit” breath/groan. Feels waaay lighter now.

Hell yeah on that squat PR, you definitely had a triple. Also, smashing pause dead, smashing indeed.

Warmwd up with soft tissue and dynamics

Bench (paused)-
Barx10
100x10
140x5
190X3
230X2
260X1
280X1, x1, smoked

Db incline- 4x15 light
Lateral raise- 2x12 light
Pushdowns- 2x12 light

Just worked up to opener and then some , loght assistance. Opener was smoked, should be easy during the meet. Would like to hit 300+ in the meet, shouldnt be a problem. 8 days.

Warmed up with soft tissue and dynamics

Squat-
barx10, x10
115x5
155x3
205x2
belt on
245x1
295x1
wraps on
345x1

Done. Worked up to last opener, then shut her down. Only doing doing light stuff until the meet. Weigh ins on Friday morning, then destroy food until the meet. Ill get that warm up video up soon Vinny.

[quote]Ass Banana wrote:
Warmed up with soft tissue and dynamics

Squat-
barx10, x10
115x5
155x3
205x2
belt on
245x1
295x1
wraps on
345x1

Done. Worked up to last opener, then shut her down. Only doing doing light stuff until the meet. Weigh ins on Friday morning, then destroy food until the meet. Ill get that warm up video up soon Vinny.[/quote]

Exciting stuff coming from you soon. The warm up thang and the meet. You’re gonna conflagrate all metal objects in the room of that meet.

Weighed in at 237.3, time to eat copious amounts of food yay.

[quote]Ass Banana wrote:
Weighed in at 237.3, time to eat copious amounts of food yay.[/quote

Lets get fat together.

I didn’t mnow you weighed that much. I also forgot you’re 6’5". Have you been taking your creatinez lately?

[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:

[quote]Ass Banana wrote:
Weighed in at 237.3, time to eat copious amounts of food yay.[/quote

Lets get fat together.[/quote]

Yesx1000

[quote]chobbs wrote:
I didn’t mnow you weighed that much. I also forgot you’re 6’5". Have you been taking your creatinez lately?[/quote]

Yeah that dang height throws it all off, and no fruit by the foot is the secret.

Wow, I honestly thought you were around 185 lbs lol. I didn’t know you were a giraffe.

[quote]Ass Banana wrote:

[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:

[quote]Ass Banana wrote:
Weighed in at 237.3, time to eat copious amounts of food yay.[/quote

Lets get fat together.[/quote]

Yesx1000[/quote]

you cow. You weigh more than me !

[quote]Loftearmen wrote:
Wow, I honestly thought you were around 185 lbs lol. I didn’t know you were a giraffe.[/quote]
Yeah, just a tall skinny kid.

[quote]barbedwired wrote:

[quote]Ass Banana wrote:

[quote]strongmanvinny wrote:

[quote]Ass Banana wrote:
Weighed in at 237.3, time to eat copious amounts of food yay.[/quote

Lets get fat together.[/quote]

Yesx1000[/quote]

you cow. You weigh more than me !
[/quote]
I am all the hog. Dat height doe.

Meet day

Squats-
385 good
405 fail
405 good

Opener was fairly easy, didnt really take it that seriously and it was slower than i wanted. Second was similar, didnt get tight enough and fell waaay forward at the bottom. Took the same weight again and hit it, much better and hit over 400 so I am happy.

Bench-
280 good
300 good
315 fail

Opener felt pretty easy. Second was somewhat slow and thought I could maybe hit 315, clay called it for the third. Took it and pretty much dive bombed it and then stalled and didnt flare when I should have. Technique failure, not a strength issue. Next time.

Deadlift-
405 good
445 good
465 good, PR

Pulls felt awesome. Opener was stupid easy. Second was still fairly easy, and also didnt even break form for the most part. Final attempt went waaay easier than expected, got in the right mindset, pulled it a little rounded but not bad. Didnt even stall, really happy with pulls. Had 10-20 in me at least. Gotta get that 500 next time.

Lower body

Upper body

This is just what I do personally, pardon the overall lack of quality.


Congrats on the meet dude, and thanks for teh vidz. I personally only get anything out of rolling when it’s done on my stupidly tight glutes. I’ll like gorilla tape my ankle to my opposing knee and then commence forth with the rolling.

Goblet squats (or just simply hanging out in the squat position) is incredibly overlooked, think ima start doing that again.

Also the end of the second video reminded me of that picture.

EDIT EDIT EDIT OH GOD EDIT

That picture really overwhelms my post. It completely destroys the fact that I wanted to be totally serious with my genuine demeanor and thankfulness. Clearly, worm boy not only bombed his photo, but also bombed my post!

Warmed up dynamics and soft tissue
Press-
Barx10
75X5
95X5
115X5
135X3
155X1
170X1
165X7, PR
135X8, slow eccentric

Close grip floor press-
185X10
185X9
185X8

32 pullups between pressing sets

Rows-
"140"x12, x12, x10, x8

Rear delt machine- 4x12

Good session to get back into things. Might have been able to do another pressing. Felt good tho. Floor press kicked my ass, triceps super pumped. Rows got a good squueze. Rear delts burn. Pullups didnt seem terrible hard between sets. Back to the grind.