Asking a Girl Out

[quote]yolo84 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
I had it said to my face that right now I might not do so well but if they were looking for a REAL relationship…

I honestly do believe that she meant it as a compliment, but I did not take it as such.
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how many times have you held a hunting knife to a woman’s throat?

(be honest)[/quote]

I haz no hunting knife.

I eviscerated deers, but not with my own knife.

Sooo, theoretically, I would know how to…

[quote]orion wrote:
And Emily, if a woman ages, it is perfectly ok to dump her, because she has become less attractive…

No?

Why not?

Does this only work in one direction?
[/quote]

Yes.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Orion, you are so full of shit it’s bubbling out of your mouth. If you’re such the smooth operator when it comes to the women, then what the fuck are you doing on this site? Where do you find the time for your conquests?

Because even a cursory glance at the time stamps of your posts reveals that you spend each and every night in Austria, typically from late afternoon-early evening to just before the break of dawn, pontificating about your egregiously falsified abilities to woo women into the sack with you.

Seven days a week you are on here ranting and raving away like an infantile lunatic at all hours of the evening in Austria and we’re supposed to believe that you have all this success with the fairer sex? Yeah, right. Unless you sleep all morning and cram in some good tail chasing between noon and one, it seems to me that you spend all the prime hunting hours pounding away at your keyboard and not some vajayjay. Get a fucking life, Orion. You’re nothing more than a less-vulgar version of DarkNinja.[/quote]

Not 7 days a week, and what my time stamps show is that I am at my computer, working.

And I am booooored. [/quote]

Bullshit. You’re a misogynistic troll whose alarmingly regular rejection at the hands of Austrian women, both beautiful and ugly alike, has manifested itself into a hatred of the female form. This hatred borne of constant and aggressive rejection has, in turn, developed into part of your fictional Internet persona in which you transmute your sad self from someone who hates women because of the consistent rejection they rain down upon on you into someone who has conquered all of your most base inclinations toward fear and subjugation to the point where women are at your mercy and driven toward you by your overwhelming ubermensch self who is the living embodiment of Master Morality, when in fact you are the epitome of Slave Morality.

Congratulations. Your pitiful, pathetic attempts at manipulation have worked only on yourself, to the point where you have convinced yourself that you are not the uberdouche woman-repellent that you actually are. [/quote]

That’s pretty much along my lines of thinking, but you left out the “fraudulent charlatan” part.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
And Emily, if a woman ages, it is perfectly ok to dump her, because she has become less attractive…

No?

Why not?

Does this only work in one direction?
[/quote]

Yes.[/quote]

Yes, it is perfectly ok to dump her, or yes, it only works in one direction?

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
And Emily, if a woman ages, it is perfectly ok to dump her, because she has become less attractive…

No?

Why not?

Does this only work in one direction?
[/quote]

Yes.[/quote]

Yes, it is perfectly ok to dump her, or yes, it only works in one direction?[/quote]

It was a joke. One Direction being the biggest boy band in the world. Like the pic of four teenage boys floating in space was random (although that’s where they should end up if there’s any justice)…

But yeah, if you’re still working out your extremely deep-seated rejection issues with women, you should ask yourself if your male friends didn’t similarly desert you. I’m curious: you never, ever mention platonic friends of either sex…

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
And Emily, if a woman ages, it is perfectly ok to dump her, because she has become less attractive…

No?

Why not?

Does this only work in one direction?
[/quote]

Yes.[/quote]

Yes, it is perfectly ok to dump her, or yes, it only works in one direction?[/quote]

It was a joke. One Direction being the biggest boy band in the world. Like the pic of four teenage boys floating in space was random (although that’s where they should end up if there’s any justice)…

But yeah, if you’re still working out your extremely deep-seated rejection issues with women, you should ask yourself if your male friends didn’t similarly desert you. I’m curious: you never, ever mention platonic friends of either sex… [/quote]

See, thats a good question, no the majority did not.

There are some male friends I helped when they needed it, the pulled me back in when I had gone of the deep end with no means of getting back.

I haz broz, bro!

Oh, and my “platonic friends” of the female sex, they all left.

So the score is, 1/3 of the men, ALL of the women.

[quote]orion wrote:
Oh, and my “platonic friends” of the female sex, they all left.

So the score is, 1/3 of the men, ALL of the women. [/quote]

Then how has my brother been so successful with women while in a wheelchair paralyzed from mid-chest down?

To date, and I am talking about 23 years, there has not been a place we’ve gone or thing we’ve done that he hasn’t received ample offers and attention from some very nice women.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
Oh, and my “platonic friends” of the female sex, they all left.

So the score is, 1/3 of the men, ALL of the women. [/quote]

Then how has my brother been so successful with women while in a wheelchair paralyzed from mid-chest down?

To date, and I am talking about 23 years, there has not been a place we’ve gone or thing we’ve done that he hasn’t received ample offers and attention from some very nice women.
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Dunno?

You brother either has mad skillz, or he was not seen as a golden boy that fell from grace because he was what he was all along?

I really dunno, where is he at, nust whatch his wicked game when I am in the area.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
And Emily, if a woman ages, it is perfectly ok to dump her, because she has become less attractive…

No?

Why not?

Does this only work in one direction?
[/quote]

Yes.[/quote]

Yes, it is perfectly ok to dump her, or yes, it only works in one direction?[/quote]

It was a joke. One Direction being the biggest boy band in the world. Like the pic of four teenage boys floating in space was random (although that’s where they should end up if there’s any justice)…

But yeah, if you’re still working out your extremely deep-seated rejection issues with women, you should ask yourself if your male friends didn’t similarly desert you. I’m curious: you never, ever mention platonic friends of either sex… [/quote]

See, thats a good question, no the majority did not.

There are some male friends I helped when they needed it, the pulled me back in when I had gone of the deep end with no means of getting back.

I haz broz, bro!

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Doesn’t sound very platonic to me. You’ve apparently gone off the deep end several times, but this is the first time you’ve ever given credit to male friends for pulling you back from the brink, which shows how important they are. Your posts are usually about how women abandoned you and how pulled yourself out of the abyss of loneliness .

Oh, and please stop using web speak. You sound like an autistic robot.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
And Emily, if a woman ages, it is perfectly ok to dump her, because she has become less attractive…

No?

Why not?

Does this only work in one direction?
[/quote]

Yes.[/quote]

Yes, it is perfectly ok to dump her, or yes, it only works in one direction?[/quote]

It was a joke. One Direction being the biggest boy band in the world. Like the pic of four teenage boys floating in space was random (although that’s where they should end up if there’s any justice)…

But yeah, if you’re still working out your extremely deep-seated rejection issues with women, you should ask yourself if your male friends didn’t similarly desert you. I’m curious: you never, ever mention platonic friends of either sex… [/quote]

See, thats a good question, no the majority did not.

There are some male friends I helped when they needed it, the pulled me back in when I had gone of the deep end with no means of getting back.

I haz broz, bro!

[/quote]

Doesn’t sound very platonic to me. You’ve apparently gone off the deep end several times, but this is the first time you’ve ever given credit to male friends for pulling you back from the brink, which shows how important they are. Your posts are usually about how women abandoned you and how pulled yourself out of the abyss of loneliness .

Oh, and please stop using web speak. You sound like an autistic robot. [/quote]

I am an autistic robot and I only went over the brink once, not severak times.

But yes, male friends are very, very important.

Very, very, important.

But these are not my “male platonic friends”, these are truly and sincerely my brothers in arms, my bros so to speak.

I dont care how “autistic” that makes me.

orion - what exacrly happened in your past that has made you want to see the world burn?

what is roybot referring to? mental breakdowns?

[quote]orion wrote:
Oh, and my “platonic friends” of the female sex, they all left.

So the score is, 1/3 of the men, ALL of the women. [/quote]

1/3 of them were gay and you relied far,far too much on your looks.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
Oh, and my “platonic friends” of the female sex, they all left.

So the score is, 1/3 of the men, ALL of the women. [/quote]

1/3 of them were gay and you relied far,far too much on your looks. [/quote]

lol, you know Sir, that is an interesting and unique observation that I shall take under consideration…

Sooooo, they all wanted me, lolz…

[quote]orion wrote:
But these are not my “male platonic friends”, these are truly and sincerely my brothers in arms, my bros so to speak.

I dont care how “autistic” that makes me. [/quote]

If they aren’t your male platonic friends then they must be your gay friends (which would make things a whole lot simpler).

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
But these are not my “male platonic friends”, these are truly and sincerely my brothers in arms, my bros so to speak.

I dont care how “autistic” that makes me. [/quote]

If they aren’t your male platonic friends then they must be your gay friends (which would make things a whole lot simpler).[/quote]

Bros.

Duuuuuude…

Bros.

And yes, it would.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
Oh, and my “platonic friends” of the female sex, they all left.

So the score is, 1/3 of the men, ALL of the women. [/quote]

1/3 of them were gay and you relied far,far too much on your looks. [/quote]

lol, you know Sir, that is an interesting and unique observation that I shall take under consideration…

Sooooo, they all wanted me, lolz…[/quote]

English isn’t your native tongue - have some dignity.

Secondly, don’t post a potted biography which depicts you as the pinnacle of human perfection, only to lose it, get fat, then blame women for your predicament. This is the second time that you’ve freely written your background and dismissed it when I confront you with it.

Bros, dude, bros…