BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVER!
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
"The passenger was seen at the start of the flight as an “elderly Caucasian male who appeared to have young-looking hands,” the CBSA bulletin said. "
Shouldn’t that be “Yung-looking hands”?[/quote]
“Erdery Caucasian mare who appeared to have Yung-looking hands.”[/quote]
cmon dude
<3[/quote]
Hahaha
Excellent catch, Count. I don’t know why I kept reading that as ‘man’ in my head, but it explains why I kept thinking something was missing.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
He did fuck up by not wearing gloves. What was he thinking? 75 year olds don’t have 20 year old looking hands.[/quote]
Wrong!
My mom is 75 and has the hands and feet of a 20 year-old. They’re in the freezer.
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
He did fuck up by not wearing gloves. What was he thinking? 75 year olds don’t have 20 year old looking hands.[/quote]
Wrong!
My mom is 75 and has the hands and feet of a 20 year-old. They’re in the freezer.
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LMFAO!!!
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
"The passenger was seen at the start of the flight as an “elderly Caucasian male who appeared to have young-looking hands,” the CBSA bulletin said. "
Shouldn’t that be “Yung-looking hands”?[/quote]
“Erdery Caucasian mare who appeared to have Yung-looking hands.”[/quote]
cmon dude
<3[/quote]
Hahaha
Excellent catch, Count. I don’t know why I kept reading that as ‘man’ in my head, but it explains why I kept thinking something was missing.[/quote]
That’s a hard sentence to put the Asia effect on. I just read it again and both of of forgot “rooking”. If we were a tam on Asian “Wheel of Fortune”, we’d be executed.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
"The passenger was seen at the start of the flight as an “elderly Caucasian male who appeared to have young-looking hands,” the CBSA bulletin said. "
Shouldn’t that be “Yung-looking hands”?[/quote]
“Erdery Caucasian mare who appeared to have Yung-looking hands.”[/quote]
cmon dude
<3[/quote]
Hahaha
Excellent catch, Count. I don’t know why I kept reading that as ‘man’ in my head, but it explains why I kept thinking something was missing.[/quote]
That’s a hard sentence to put the Asia effect on. I just read it again and both of of forgot “rooking”. If we were a tam on Asian “Wheel of Fortune”, we’d be executed.[/quote]
The intial pun was meant to be a play on the Chinese family name “Yung”, and on the fact that his hands were exposed, hence “Yung-looking hands”. I totally dig the extrapolation though, so before I totally empty my bladder in the swimming pool, the Chinglish equivalent of male would be something like “may-oohw”.
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
"The passenger was seen at the start of the flight as an “elderly Caucasian male who appeared to have young-looking hands,” the CBSA bulletin said. "
Shouldn’t that be “Yung-looking hands”?[/quote]
“Erdery Caucasian mare who appeared to have Yung-looking hands.”[/quote]
cmon dude
<3[/quote]
Hahaha
Excellent catch, Count. I don’t know why I kept reading that as ‘man’ in my head, but it explains why I kept thinking something was missing.[/quote]
That’s a hard sentence to put the Asia effect on. I just read it again and both of of forgot “rooking”. If we were a tam on Asian “Wheel of Fortune”, we’d be executed.[/quote]
The intial pun was meant to be a play on the Chinese family name “Yung”, and on the fact that his hands were exposed, hence “Yung-looking hands”. I totally dig the extrapolation though, so before I totally empty my bladder in the swimming pool, the Chinglish equivalent of male would be something like “may-oohw”.[/quote]
Stop peeing in our soup, bro.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
"The passenger was seen at the start of the flight as an “elderly Caucasian male who appeared to have young-looking hands,” the CBSA bulletin said. "
Shouldn’t that be “Yung-looking hands”?[/quote]
“Erdery Caucasian mare who appeared to have Yung-looking hands.”[/quote]
cmon dude
<3[/quote]
Hahaha
Excellent catch, Count. I don’t know why I kept reading that as ‘man’ in my head, but it explains why I kept thinking something was missing.[/quote]
That’s a hard sentence to put the Asia effect on. I just read it again and both of of forgot “rooking”. If we were a tam on Asian “Wheel of Fortune”, we’d be executed.[/quote]
The intial pun was meant to be a play on the Chinese family name “Yung”, and on the fact that his hands were exposed, hence “Yung-looking hands”. I totally dig the extrapolation though, so before I totally empty my bladder in the swimming pool, the Chinglish equivalent of male would be something like “may-oohw”.[/quote]
Stop peeing in our soup, bro.[/quote]
Sorry. I’ve had a morbid fear of peeing in urinals ever since some random dude smashed my head against the toilet wall, then changed into a bat for no apparent reason and flew off into the night.
Any normal person would have died. Luckily, I was exposed to a near-fatal dose of radiation earlier that day, so as I lay dying in a pool of my own radioactive urine, I was first revived by my geiger counter taunting bodily fluid, then endowed with cosmic powers never seen before by man or beast.
I now have the ability to ignore spelling and make pea soup by peeing in soup. The ability to talk shit at length is completely natural, though.