Ashley Biden Allegedly Caught Doing Coke

I know it’s not really that newsworthy, but it should be pointed out that if her last name were Palin, or Cheney, this would be HEADLINE NEWS on all major news networks…

I also love those comments on huffpoo, all the “drugs ought to be legalized” and “who care what some young girl does?”

If this were the daughter of a prominent republican the comments would be more along the line of “OFF WITH HER HEAD!”

Now, you’ve got to understand… When liberals get stressed (her dad is the VP,) they turn to cocaine for stress management. Nothing wrong with that. Cocaine is progressive! It’s not like she’s doing meth… Like OMG.

What a weak father-figure she must have grown up around. Biden is a punk

[quote]skaz05 wrote:

I know it’s not really that newsworthy, but it should be pointed out that if her last name were Palin, or Cheney, this would be HEADLINE NEWS on all major news networks…

I also love those comments on huffpoo, all the “drugs ought to be legalized” and “who care what some young girl does?”

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I do think drugs should be legalized, but I agree that if this was any member of either of those families mentioned it would be larger news, though it looks like it was just reported yesterday so it still may gain some momentum.

[quote]archiewhittaker wrote:
Now, you’ve got to understand… When liberals get stressed (her dad is the VP,)
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Do you know for a fact that she’s a liberal? I have political opinions which are very different from those of my parents, it’s certainly possible that’s the case for her too.

Really? Everyone who uses drugs does so because of a weak father figure? That’s quite a stretch to make just to personally insult the Vice President.

The real news here is that Biden is one of the biggest proponents of the War on Drugs. As if we needed any more evidence that it’s a failed policy.

[quote]archiewhittaker wrote:
Now, you’ve got to understand… When liberals get stressed (her dad is the VP,) they turn to cocaine for stress management. Nothing wrong with that. Cocaine is progressive! It’s not like she’s doing meth… Like OMG.

What a weak father-figure she must have grown up around. Biden is a punk

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Ahh and another genius conservative joins the fray and bolsters the ranks of the ever faltering GOP.

They should worry more about what his son is doing than his daughter.

[quote]tom8658 wrote:
archiewhittaker wrote:
Now, you’ve got to understand… When liberals get stressed (her dad is the VP,)

Do you know for a fact that she’s a liberal? I have political opinions which are very different from those of my parents, it’s certainly possible that’s the case for her too.
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That is surely possible. However I think he was speaking more in the family clan sense. IE–Bushes are a dynasty of conservatives, Clintons are a dynasty of moderate/not-so-moderate liberals, etc.

In the public eye it does not often matter what YOUR views are, it’s the views of the famous people closely associated with you.

[quote]OneMoreRep wrote:

it’s still possible for this to gain momentum.[/quote]

That is true and this will be an interesting play out on the media. I do think think it will not get nearly as much of a long lasting circus around it as it would if a conservative clan member were caught doing it. We shall see, and I have been wrong before.

I actually hope I’m wrong here, but I doubt I will be.

And I care because…?

It isn’t like he can control her, shit… You can’t just keep blaming the parents for everything someone does. There comes a point where a persons actions are their own damn choices.

I found this one too.

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212218668.shtml

Ashley Biden Cocaine Video, ShamWow Guy Arrested & Regina Lasko Photos

Newsbits: Ashley Biden has allegedly been filmed snorting cocaine, David Letterman finally married Regina Lasko and ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested for Slap Chopping hooker.

First: A so-called friend of the daughter of the Vice President of the United States is attempting to hawk a videotape that he claims shows Ashley Biden snorting cocaine at a house party this month in Delaware.

An anonymous male “friend” of Biden took the video and showed The New York Post 90 seconds of a 43-minute tape, saying it was legally obtained and that Biden was aware she was being filmed. Read more here and see the video once it is available.

I can’t believe Vince got arrested too. Didn’t anyone tell him you aren’t supposed to kiss hookers?

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212218468.shtml

It’s definately going to take a lot more than a fancy, all-purpose towel to clean up this mess.

Meet Vince Shlomi, he’s probably better known to you as the ShamWow and Slap Chop Guy, the headset wearing successful television pitchman who has been peddling absorbent towels and food choppers.

Last month, Shlomi, reportedly got himself into a messy situation with a hooker at a hotel. He was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.

According to police reports, on February 7th, Shlomi, 44, punched a prostitute several times in the face after she bit down on his tongue and refused to let go.

According to the report, pitchman claimed he met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami nightclub. He then took her back to his hotel room at the lavish Setai hotel, where the police report says he claims to have paid her $1,000 after she “propositioned him for straight sex.”

According to the affidavit, when Shlomi went to kiss Harris, she “bit his tongue and would not let go.”

Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit notes that during the 4 a.m. fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face. After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops.

Police found $930 in Harris’ purse. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. Both Shlomi and Harris were arrested and police reported both Shmoli and Harris smelled of alcohol.

Police records list Shlomi’s occupation as “Marketing,” but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95.

Video of Vince’s commercials below. The Smoking Gun has more here, including the actual affadavit and larger photos.

Next thing you know, the President will be doing coke.

[quote]tom8658 wrote:
archiewhittaker wrote:

What a weak father-figure she must have grown up around. Biden is a punk

Really? Everyone who uses drugs does so because of a weak father figure? [/quote]

Yes, really.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
archiewhittaker wrote:
Now, you’ve got to understand… When liberals get stressed (her dad is the VP,) they turn to cocaine for stress management. Nothing wrong with that. Cocaine is progressive! It’s not like she’s doing meth… Like OMG.

What a weak father-figure she must have grown up around. Biden is a punk

Ahh and another genius conservative joins the fray and bolsters the ranks of the ever faltering GOP. [/quote]

I was not trying to strengthen any conservative argument. I commented on Biden + daughter.

Compared to you, a monkey doing 5 grams of cocaine off a urinal is a genius.

[quote]archiewhittaker wrote:

I was not trying to strengthen any conservative argument. I commented on Biden + daughter.

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I know what you commented on dipshit. It was a stupid ass comment about a relationship that you know absolutely nothing about.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
archiewhittaker wrote:

I was not trying to strengthen any conservative argument. I commented on Biden + daughter.

I know what you commented on dipshit. It was a stupid ass comment about a relationship that you know absolutely nothing about.

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Knowing that you know nothing is great wisdom. I don’t keep tabs on the VP’s personal relationships, and I’m not interested in celebrity rumors either. FIrish, you’re a genius and a devoted Oprah-watcher.

[quote]archiewhittaker wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
archiewhittaker wrote:

I was not trying to strengthen any conservative argument. I commented on Biden + daughter.

I know what you commented on dipshit. It was a stupid ass comment about a relationship that you know absolutely nothing about.

Knowing that you know nothing is great wisdom. I don’t keep tabs on the VP’s personal relationships, and I’m not interested in celebrity rumors either. FIrish, you’re a genius and a devoted Oprah-watcher.

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Celebrity rumors?

What the fuck are you talking about?

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

Celebrity rumors?

What the fuck are you talking about?
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Hahah! Don’t be cranky, Oprah!
I was saying I’m not interested in news categorized as “entertainment” which equals celeb news. Are you always this dumb?

This is just how she deals with her dad walking around loving the smell of his own farts.

[quote]jjoy1000 wrote:
This is just how she deals with her dad walking around loving the smell of his own farts.[/quote]

So?

Don’t act like you’ve never admired yours.

[quote]jjoy1000 wrote:
This is just how she deals with her dad walking around loving the smell of his own farts.[/quote]

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I’d fucker…

Besides if my dad was that dumbass Biden I probably be doing rails too.
Really, who cares? It’s her nose.