Telling your parents that you’re gay.
^^^WE have a Winner!
[quote]raybbaby wrote:
LMMFAO, there’s an old joke me and my skateboarder buddies used to tell about dudes like this, who just got back from rollerblading! Maybe someone else will know it. Q: What’s the hardest thing about being a rollerblader?[/quote]
So roller skates are still hetero right?
Funny, I used to say that about skateboarders lol. Actually, I use it in all kinds of situations such as “What’s the hardest thing about being a crossfitter?”, “What’s the worst thing about going to <school that isn’t mine>”, etc.
I used to say that about Croc shoes…people say they’re really comfortable…I respond with “I’d think it
d be very UNcomforstable to tell your parents that you’re gay.” Though of course I’d heard the rollerblading on earlier.
[quote]doogie wrote:
If people are willing to believe a 72 year old man can live without water, why can’t I build muscle eating only fruit?[/quote]
You have a very good point…I wonder if some of the same people posted here and there.
For the record I loled hard at all the replies in this thread, well done all.
“I have too much muscle”
Pathetic…
people deserve the fitness experts they get
I just want to take this guy out into the forest and disembowel him with a wooden cooking spoon.
I would cook him up to eat but no protein apparently
MEAT
…go ahead! Have some!
i think am overweight for running?
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
I just spent the past 5 minutes in awe. In all that talk, I always boil things down to one deciding factor: will you last in a fight with another man? Short answer, no. Longer answer, he could very well run away, but I imagine he would be destroyed in a fight. Just where my head goes when I hear these fruitcakes talk.[/quote]
This is eerily similar to what I wrote on the comments page. The thing is if he were running he better get a giant head start 'cause any self respecting meat eater would run him down and crush his skull.[/quote]
Yes. I KNOW I would catch the bastard within the first 40 meters. I tell you…these herbivores, these days. The prey just won’t be quiet, will they?
He says he doesn’t eat nuts or seeds in the first video, them he makes a post workout shake with hemp seeds in the second video.
Oh, and he’s saving the planet by eating like this. Arrogant little eco-nut.
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
I just want to take this guy out into the forest and disembowel him with a wooden cooking spoon.
I would cook him up to eat but no protein apparently[/quote]
Pretty sure if you want to get any edible meat you’ll have to boil it off.
[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
I just spent the past 5 minutes in awe. In all that talk, I always boil things down to one deciding factor: will you last in a fight with another man? Short answer, no. Longer answer, he could very well run away, but I imagine he would be destroyed in a fight. Just where my head goes when I hear these fruitcakes talk.[/quote]
This is eerily similar to what I wrote on the comments page. The thing is if he were running he better get a giant head start 'cause any self respecting meat eater would run him down and crush his skull.[/quote]
Yes. I KNOW I would catch the bastard within the first 40 meters. I tell you…these herbivores, these days. The prey just won’t be quiet, will they?[/quote]
There’s a grocery store right around the corner from me that has the same car parked out front daily. The bumper sticker on the car reads “VEGETARIAN: INDIAN FOR SHITTY HUNTER”. Everytime I walk my dog by it I laugh. It’s extra funny 'cause it’s in front of a very high end grocery store, and you know the sensitive fruits that frequent the store get all butt hurt when they see it.
[quote]dday wrote:
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
I just want to take this guy out into the forest and disembowel him with a wooden cooking spoon.
I would cook him up to eat but no protein apparently[/quote]
Pretty sure if you want to get any edible meat you’ll have to boil it off.[/quote]
Boil it off? I dont have any qualms with that.
Y’know, if the shit really hit the fan and we had to resort to cannibalism, we’re all going to be really happy that there’s fruits like this. They’ll be good healthy food source.
he does have that wiry look, more so than most runners, see the pic. He is 5 9 and 150lbs so he doesnt really fit on a BB site.
I’d imagine that by the time he’s ‘enzymed’ his way through various fruits, seeds, seaweed, honey and some other stuff he probably has downed a modest but acceptable amount of essential aminos for what he does and so it isnt really as far out in terms of total consumption
If thats his thing then fair enough, but that attitude and mannerisms, like the “the rest of the world are such fools” … gets irritating
He has no idea what an enzyme is, its a catalyst and isn’t consumed in the production of proteins (it lowers the energy threshold for the reaction , like any catalyst).
I think he is supplementing his protein intake with sperm and oestrogen.