Apparently We Can Build Muscle on Apples and Oranges....

He looks like this fucker.

Nice wrist bones.

[quote]Prolifik wrote:
Haha, “I dont eat proteins, I eat enzymes”, umm an enzyme is a protein…[/quote]

Even better; “You can’t study live food”. Yes you can. They’re called “Cows”, and they just don’t get studied all that much because veterinary medicine doesn’t get the kind of grants it would take. Also, yes they have done tests on raw vegetables as well as cooked vegetables.

When I worked at Whole Foods, I met so many Raw food-purists. They all had three things in common:

  1. They looked like they had AIDS.
  2. They all had that crazy-eye, where you could tell that they weren’t all there.
  3. They put the holier-than-thou vegans to shame with their superiority.

How could you NOT listen to this guy? I mean, that child’s Medium shirt he’s wearing is pretty tight on his bone structure, he must know how to get yolked. And what is he, giving a protein peptalk in the local organic pottery barn?

I just spent the past 5 minutes in awe. In all that talk, I always boil things down to one deciding factor: will you last in a fight with another man? Short answer, no. Longer answer, he could very well run away, but I imagine he would be destroyed in a fight. Just where my head goes when I hear these fruitcakes talk.

lmao " You can’t study live food".

This dude looks like a Crystal-Meth addic. He gets his protein from sucking his dealers cock.

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
I just spent the past 5 minutes in awe. In all that talk, I always boil things down to one deciding factor: will you last in a fight with another man? Short answer, no. Longer answer, he could very well run away, but I imagine he would be destroyed in a fight. Just where my head goes when I hear these fruitcakes talk.[/quote]

I like where your head’s at.

And I quote:

“That’s what enzymes are. They’re complex chains of amino acids.”

Uh, excuse me, I’m pretty sure that proteins are complex chains of amino acids.

I got interested and did several minutes’ worth of research. apparently, the non-exercise that has gotten this guy (called Tim Van Orden) to the heights of swoleness he’s exhibiting includes squats.

“Just like mom maid” If my mother saw me doing this she would slap the shit out of me and tell me to stop being a fag.

[quote]kellerdp wrote:
When I worked at Whole Foods, I met so many Raw food-purists. They all had three things in common:

  1. They looked like they had AIDS.
  2. They all had that crazy-eye, where you could tell that they weren’t all there.
  3. They put the holier-than-thou vegans to shame with their superiority. [/quote]

Ive met some of them, most of them will not consider reasonable debate. One of them I meet feared that one would suffer getting too many vitamins from “cooking or processing” his food in anyway or that animal foods would give everyone a protein overload. They will claim that their 80/10/10 or 90/5/5 diet is the healthiest for everyone even people with diabetics, with the majority of their calories coming from raw carbs. I challenged him to eat a raw artichoke without processing it in some way, never took me up on the offer.

If people are willing to believe a 72 year old man can live without water, why can’t I build muscle eating only fruit?

old video is old, but the dude has obviously had some kind of head trauma to make him think this way either that or he’s a capper who escaped out of the asylum.

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
I just spent the past 5 minutes in awe. In all that talk, I always boil things down to one deciding factor: will you last in a fight with another man? Short answer, no. Longer answer, he could very well run away, but I imagine he would be destroyed in a fight. Just where my head goes when I hear these fruitcakes talk.[/quote]

This is eerily similar to what I wrote on the comments page. The thing is if he were running he better get a giant head start 'cause any self respecting meat eater would run him down and crush his skull.

LOL!!! How did he get the idea that he’s 15 pounds overweight and has 0 fat? He looks like he’s 40 pounds underweight and has about 10% body fat.

Not that the dude should walk around naked, but it also seems odd to talk about how you “don’t have any fat on me” while the only visible skin is your forearms and neck/face. He did say “overweight for a runner” though, which actually means ‘not severely underweight’ considering the condition most marathoners are in.

Oh god this was depressing.
Hey, hey guys. The government puts fluoride in our water and we can live off what we grow in our back yards. I friggin’ swear. You can also cure cerebral palsy with a whole-foods diet.

There was a thread about this with what I thought was good discussion but I forget what it was called.

LMMFAO, there’s an old joke me and my skateboarder buddies used to tell about dudes like this, who just got back from rollerblading! Maybe someone else will know it. Q: What’s the hardest thing about being a rollerblader?