Serially?
Let’s be butt friends. I’ll be the short midget man wearing a latex suit with a red wig with that evil grin and kind voice.
I’m hating on ya because I’m short.
nah kidding we cool. Just messing with ya.
[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
duhast234 wrote:
…Dont even get me started on short people.
Serially?
Let’s be butt friends. I’ll be the short midget man wearing a latex suit with a red wig with that evil grin and kind voice.
I’m hating on ya because I’m short.
nah kidding we cool. Just messing with ya.[/quote]
…Oh god.
[quote]fireplug52 wrote:
duhast234 wrote:
Short Hoss wrote:
This is the cancer that is killing T-Nation.
…Dont even get me started on short people.
It’s ok. We understand that you’re bitter about your tiny penis. I won’t take it personally.[/quote]
Looks like I found a short red head. (Your avatar gave it away.)
[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
sidewalkdances wrote:
My girlfriend has red hair.
No complaints here!
Neither here[/quote]
i dont know you guys dont mind that weird noise she makes when she squirts.
Jesus dude - I’m fucking sorry I work out at your gym.
How do you think you’re somehow above redheads? You seem to be pretty intellectually shallow and more or less ignorant.
Try some compassion, or perhaps lay off the roids.
I would also call you a moron for complaining about redheads and living in Kentucky.
What a tool.
I also joined just for you!!!
I’ll be here to stay.
I see what you did there.
[quote]localredhead wrote:
I also joined just for you!!!
I’ll be here to stay.[/quote]
See, those redheads are PSYCHO.
[quote]duhast234 wrote:
Usually I have a great workout if he’s not there. Without that kid, the atmosphere is pleasing, the mirrors remain unscathed, the entirety of the gym rest in it’s natural state. On the contraire, when his prescence pollutes the gym, obliterates the mind, and causes focus and energy to evade my workouts.
The kid has ketchup-red hair that would piss on any untrained eye. He makes a white guy like me look much less so. His blotchy face would envoke anger upon the most devout pacifist. From head to toe, he is covered with with huge, welt-like freckles appearing as if an elephant’s asshole blasted him with light chocolate covered diahrreah. He is a collection of every unwanted gene and molecule assembled in the most terrifying way possible to create the hideous monster of a boy that I could not wish upon my worst enemy.
Yesterday I tried doing lateral raises with my eyes closed, but I heard someone walking beside me to pick up dumbells. I dropped my dumbells and opened my eyes only to find it wasn’t him. But my set was ruined. Then, I waltzed over to the cables to do some tricep pushdowns and made the mistake of looking into the mirror only to find that demon child WATCHING! I had never felt so raped in my life.
However, the worst was yet to come. With that little red-haired beast on the back of my mind, I attempted to blast out some front raises. Then, I felt a the air becoming diseased. “Oh shit!” I exclaimed as I jumped back as if I had seen a ghost. The tomato head was staring right at me and standing right beside me. He asked for a good biceps routine in an innocent voice. Little did he know I would not fall for that, and I ran out of the gym while I still had my own soul.
Could anyone offer me sound advice on how to block this…this feind from my mind? It’s driving me absolutely insane.[/quote]
symptoms of schizophrenia, go seek professional help ASAP!
Stick it in his…
rhymes with - scooper? snooper?
I’ll get back to you on that.
[quote]debraD wrote:
localredhead wrote:
I also joined just for you!!!
I’ll be here to stay.
See, those redheads are PSYCHO.
[/quote]
I KNOW! And to accuse me of roids? I have posted as a natural in many forums and you wont find any post in the steroids section from me. Not that I am against them.
[quote]localredhead wrote:
Jesus dude - I’m fucking sorry I work out at your gym.
[/quote]
Lets agree on this then. Ill lift at 8 pm. If you lift in morning I wont have to see you. Its not that I hate you at all. And to say that I think I am above you…You cannot compare two different species. Thats like saying a giraffe is above a mouse…which it is. Im the giraffe and you are the mouse.
[quote]prospa7 wrote:
duhast234 wrote:
Usually I have a great workout if he’s not there. Without that kid, the atmosphere is pleasing, the mirrors remain unscathed, the entirety of the gym rest in it’s natural state. On the contraire, when his prescence pollutes the gym, obliterates the mind, and causes focus and energy to evade my workouts.
The kid has ketchup-red hair that would piss on any untrained eye. He makes a white guy like me look much less so. His blotchy face would envoke anger upon the most devout pacifist. From head to toe, he is covered with with huge, welt-like freckles appearing as if an elephant’s asshole blasted him with light chocolate covered diahrreah. He is a collection of every unwanted gene and molecule assembled in the most terrifying way possible to create the hideous monster of a boy that I could not wish upon my worst enemy.
Multiple personality disorder? Maybe. Hatred for the ginger race…Definately.
Yesterday I tried doing lateral raises with my eyes closed, but I heard someone walking beside me to pick up dumbells. I dropped my dumbells and opened my eyes only to find it wasn’t him. But my set was ruined. Then, I waltzed over to the cables to do some tricep pushdowns and made the mistake of looking into the mirror only to find that demon child WATCHING! I had never felt so raped in my life.
However, the worst was yet to come. With that little red-haired beast on the back of my mind, I attempted to blast out some front raises. Then, I felt a the air becoming diseased. “Oh shit!” I exclaimed as I jumped back as if I had seen a ghost. The tomato head was staring right at me and standing right beside me. He asked for a good biceps routine in an innocent voice. Little did he know I would not fall for that, and I ran out of the gym while I still had my own soul.
Could anyone offer me sound advice on how to block this…this feind from my mind? It’s driving me absolutely insane.
symptoms of schizophrenia, go seek professional help ASAP!
[/quote]
[quote]mbdix wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
sidewalkdances wrote:
My girlfriend has red hair.
No complaints here!
Neither here
i dont know you guys dont mind that weird noise she makes when she squirts.
[/quote]
hmm yeah. Nah it’s ok tough. Turns me and the others on.
This thread got fucked three ways from sunday … Everyone with a different opinion and outlook on life turned out for this one and decided to post … fuckin’ mish-mash of opinions and jokes and comments that were meant to be jokes but didn’t get taken that way
[quote]duhast234 wrote:
fireplug52 wrote:
duhast234 wrote:
Short Hoss wrote:
This is the cancer that is killing T-Nation.
…Dont even get me started on short people.
It’s ok. We understand that you’re bitter about your tiny penis. I won’t take it personally.
Looks like I found a short red head. (Your avatar gave it away.)[/quote]
Nope. Not a redhead but short at least. I could dye my hair red, hop into my red car with my red t-shirt on and start stalking you.
Wherever you go short redheads are there. In the bushes in between the aisles at the grocery store. You run away but you can’t hide.
Leaving work you find a note on the hood of your car in a crimson envelope. It reads, “We are watching you.”
[quote]fireplug52 wrote:
duhast234 wrote:
fireplug52 wrote:
duhast234 wrote:
Short Hoss wrote:
This is the cancer that is killing T-Nation.
…Dont even get me started on short people.
It’s ok. We understand that you’re bitter about your tiny penis. I won’t take it personally.
Looks like I found a short red head. (Your avatar gave it away.)
Nope. Not a redhead but short at least. I could dye my hair red, hop into my red car with my red t-shirt on and start stalking you.
Wherever you go short redheads are there. In the bushes in between the aisles at the grocery store. You run away but you can’t hide.
Leaving work you find a note on the hood of your car in a crimson envelope. It reads, “We are watching you.”[/quote]
A little extreme but effective none the less…
