[quote]H factor wrote:
Do I need to setup a webcam so you guys can approve of our positions? [/quote]
Well, if you want to go down that route, two statements of your net worth, one before and one after divorce would probably entertain me more. [/quote]
100% of marriages that had fucking before “I do” end in divorce? Glad to see your rooting for us. What was that famous Jesus saying? “If they have sinned, judge the holy shit out of them on the internet?” Can’t remember what gospel that was. Want to hear something even crazier? We both weren’t virgins when we met. Maybe we can meet up at the lake of fire?
Don’t blame us though…blame gay marriage. As for the net worth, she just got her masters so right now I’m making much more than her, but she will probably make more than me in the long run.
[quote]H factor wrote:
Do I need to setup a webcam so you guys can approve of our positions? [/quote]
Well, if you want to go down that route, two statements of your net worth, one before and one after divorce would probably entertain me more. [/quote]
100% of marriages that had fucking before “I do” end in divorce? Glad to see your rooting for us. What was that famous Jesus saying? “If they have sinned, judge the holy shit out of them on the internet?” Can’t remember what gospel that was. Want to hear something even crazier? We both weren’t virgins when we met. Maybe we can meet up at the lake of fire?
Don’t blame us though…blame gay marriage. As for the net worth, she just got her masters so right now I’m making much more than her, but she will probably make more than me in the long run. [/quote]
Sure she will.
Anyhow, you offered entertainment, I posted exactly how I wanted to be entertained.
Na, thats unfair, 2/3 rds of all divorces are initiated by women, 70% of men never see it coming.
You know, she gets the kids, she gets cash and prices and you might want to look into how family courts are actually run and what incentives are in play.
But, I know, she is special, she is different, she is unlike all the others.
Unlike all the others whose men thought they were different too.
[quote]orion wrote:
Na, thats unfair, 2/3 rds of all divorces are initiated by women, 70% of men never see it coming.
You know, she gets the kids, she gets cash and prices and you might want to look into how family courts are actually run and what incentives are in play.
But, I know, she is special, she is different, she is unlike all the others.
Unlike all the others whose men thought they were different too. [/quote]
Appreciate the concern, but I think we’ll be alright.
Then again if not…
we can always blame gays for it They are ruining marriage (and society) anyways so we have a fall back if ours fails.
They are ruining marriage (and society) anyways so we have a fall back if ours fails.