Another One of Kenny's Emotional Relationship Threads

[quote]clinton131 wrote:

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:
Drug addiction is not always like in the movies in not a dirty junkie who steals and sucks dick to get high I have a degree in electrical engineering I probably drive a nicer car then most if you and if you knew me I doubt you would guess my struggles i have gotten high 4 times in 3 years after sobering up, Il never do it again from here on out[/quote]

For your information heroin addiction is often worse than what is portrayed in the movies. I have seen more deaths from heroin overdose than all other street drugs combined. It is an insidious drug that will consume you. Quit fucking around with it if you value your life.

Does your new girl know that you are hitting the H?[/quote]

She knows I have had a problem with it in the past but no as far as she knows I havnt done any drugs for a long time

So the latest update is she is distancing herself from me. She is still messaging me but is avoiding hanging out. I’m gonna give her some space she says she has to figure out if we are both 100% legit about our feelings

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:
So the latest update is she is distancing herself from me. She is still messaging me but is avoiding hanging out. I’m gonna give her some space she says she has to figure out if we are both 100% legit about our feelings[/quote]
Smart girl

[quote]csulli wrote:
I agree with whatever option results in you having fewer offspring. Are you gonna have kids with your dream hair girl? Are you gonna have any more kids with the mother of your current ones? Pick the path that minimizes your effect on the gene pool.[/quote]

So you’re saying PIIHP?

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:
Drug addiction is not always like in the movies in not a dirty junkie who steals and sucks dick to get high I have a degree in electrical engineering I probably drive a nicer car then most if you and if you knew me I doubt you would guess my struggles i have gotten high 4 times in 3 years after sobering up, Il never do it again from here on out[/quote]

If you are literally the only person on earth to control your heroin addiction …then why mention it?[/quote]

I only brought it up because someone asked why me and the missus are fighting its really not that big of a deal I have got it under control I slipped up a few times but if you have any idea about drug addiction therapy you would know that a few slip ups are expected. I really dont wanna talk about that its a whole other story and has nothing to do with my girl problems

[quote]pushharder wrote:

Of course not. You’ve got to understand that most of us here are definitely sophisticated enough to understand that a heroin addiction most likely would not cause any relationship problems especially with a man who displays such stalwart character as yourself.
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Oh fuck you, your not sophisticated you act like a child, why are you even still reading this

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

Of course not. You’ve got to understand that most of us here are definitely sophisticated enough to understand that a heroin addiction most likely would not cause any relationship problems especially with a man who displays such stalwart character as yourself.
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Oh fuck you, your not sophisticated you act like a child, why are you even still reading this[/quote]

Oh, SNAP.

[quote]1 Man Island wrote:
I don’t get heroin and roids… wouldn’t the h cancel out the benefits of the roids?

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What? How so? Heroin is an analgesic painkiller. How would its effects “cancel out” the effects of anabolic steroids?

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]1 Man Island wrote:
I don’t get heroin and roids… wouldn’t the h cancel out the benefits of the roids?

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What? How so? Heroin is an analgesic painkiller. How would its effects “cancel out” the effects of anabolic steroids?
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Considering the pain bodybuilders endure heroin may even be beneficial in limited dosage. I am not suggesting anyone try it but I find it hard to believe some bodybuilder hasn’t resorted to hydrocodone for relief.

Pills are how most Heroin addictions start.

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]1 Man Island wrote:
I don’t get heroin and roids… wouldn’t the h cancel out the benefits of the roids?

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What? How so? Heroin is an analgesic painkiller. How would its effects “cancel out” the effects of anabolic steroids?
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Considering the pain bodybuilders endure heroin may even be beneficial in limited dosage. I am not suggesting anyone try it but I find it hard to believe some bodybuilder hasn’t resorted to hydrocodone for relief.

Pills are how most Heroin addictions start.
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Nope it zaps your motivation/ strength for everything for days
I missed 4 days off gym and work last time I had a shot
Didn’t get off the couch at all

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Considering the pain bodybuilders endure heroin may even be beneficial in limited dosage. I am not suggesting anyone try it but I find it hard to believe some bodybuilder hasn’t resorted to hydrocodone for relief.

Pills are how most Heroin addictions start.
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Considering how you have to get H balloons from a bum under the overpass who has been hiding it in his AIDs mouth, not to mention all of the unmentionable ways it has been stepped on before it got to him, no it doesn’t benefit any user.

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]1 Man Island wrote:
I don’t get heroin and roids… wouldn’t the h cancel out the benefits of the roids?

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What? How so? Heroin is an analgesic painkiller. How would its effects “cancel out” the effects of anabolic steroids?
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Considering the pain bodybuilders endure heroin may even be beneficial in limited dosage. I am not suggesting anyone try it but I find it hard to believe some bodybuilder hasn’t resorted to hydrocodone for relief.

Pills are how most Heroin addictions start.
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This is complete nonsense. How on earth do you come to such conclusions?

[quote]dt79 wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]1 Man Island wrote:
I don’t get heroin and roids… wouldn’t the h cancel out the benefits of the roids?

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What? How so? Heroin is an analgesic painkiller. How would its effects “cancel out” the effects of anabolic steroids?
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Considering the pain bodybuilders endure heroin may even be beneficial in limited dosage. I am not suggesting anyone try it but I find it hard to believe some bodybuilder hasn’t resorted to hydrocodone for relief.

Pills are how most Heroin addictions start.
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This is complete nonsense. How on earth do you come to such conclusions?
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Which part, that bodybuilders experience pain or that some may use drugs, or that most opioid addictions begin with pills? I am not suggesting that any bodybuilders use Heroin only that opioid use is not directly counter intuitive to steroid use.

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:
Drug addiction is not always like in the movies[/quote]

Yes, it is often times much, much worse.

What are you going to do the first time one of your kids finds your spoon and spike in the closet?

Haven’t heard that one before, lmao… Nope, never. You’re the first, in fact, to ever utter such words.

I know a couple dead kids who uttered these same words.

Yet, you’re dumb enough to write in text speak here, and shoot heroin.

Ask for a tuition reimbursement. You didn’t get your money’s worth.

lmao.

Yes, you likely do. Most of us also don’t have track marks, have at least a couple g’s in a 401k, a house, and aren’t thinking about ruining our families’ lives over a chick with smelly hair.

But you have a hot whip, so heroin is no big deal right?

Heard a couple dead kids say this too.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:
Drug addiction is not always like in the movies[/quote]

Yes, it is often times much, much worse.

What are you going to do the first time one of your kids finds your spoon and spike in the closet?

Haven’t heard that one before, lmao… Nope, never. You’re the first, in fact, to ever utter such words.

I know a couple dead kids who uttered these same words.

Yet, you’re dumb enough to write in text speak here, and shoot heroin.

Ask for a tuition reimbursement. You didn’t get your money’s worth.

lmao.

Yes, you likely do. Most of us also don’t have track marks, have at least a couple g’s in a 401k, a house, and aren’t thinking about ruining our families’ lives over a chick with smelly hair.

But you have a hot whip, so heroin is no big deal right?

Heard a couple dead kids say this too.
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I dont know what a 401k is but I have money in the bank and also own a house. And her hair smells good ffs

Kenny Mccormick (love South Park by the way),

I’m starting to think you’re fucking with us. You have a bachelors degree in electrical engineering, but you don’t know what a 401(k) is?

Pro Tip (lol) cars, especially if you buy new with a loan, are massive wastes of money.