Annoying Things About Having Size!

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Dude, what the hell are you talking about? Most sizes for men’s clothing are based on chest size. If the cut off for a XXL in their “Heat Gear” line of shirts is a 51" chest, how are you claiming my size should be two sizes LESS than that if my chest is 53"? You are full of shit.

Their sizes are:
L 41-43
XL 44-47
XXL 48-51
XXXL 52-55

Yet you somehow think I need to wear a shirt made for someone with a chest at least 5 inches smaller than mine?

You aren’t anywhere near 270lbs like your stats list you as, are you?

Why lie?[/quote]

I was all set to re-explain myself since I obviously did a poor job sharing my opinion , but fuck it. You’re not worth my time.

I’m FOS and you can wear whatever sizes you want. Whatever creams your twinkie.

Clothes are kind of a pain, but comparitively, it’s not that bad. The thing that does annoy me is the fact that I don’t fit very well into the seats here at school. The worst are the lecture hall seats, (that and stadium seats). They are definately not made for guys with disproportionately large asses.

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
My BIGGEST problem (1 is true)

  1. Can’t fit my big ass into some pants that I should and it’s all tight and funny looking.

  2. I can’t find any long sleve shirts that fit. They are too long in the arms and I can’t even get my damn forearms through an arm sleeve anyway.

But I’ll keep rocking on with the XXL short sleeve cotton shirts and wife beaters @ 5’7" short.

I’ve been bulking…

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Is it just me or did you run that through photoshop using the liquify filter?

The top of your shirt looks smudged, exactly one of the artifacts that happens when you use liquify. Not to mention the side of your arm…

I call bullshit on that pic.


I was right. Here are areas that I know you have modified. I can tell since they are alot smoother than the rest.

I sharpened the image. Funny how that area seems less blocky.


Here is a closeup of what I’m looking for.

See the difference?

i am 5 feet 6-7 inches tall, and aboot 235lbs. i am a fat ass, but i have a little muscle on me too. I can find clothes of the rack.

i am going to have to throw in with hack here, i think the majority of threads like this are bullshit. i got a similar response on another site when i responded like hack to MULTIPLE threads that popped up like this one. i guess when somebody toots their own horn, others like to join in, and pile up on anybody that dares spoil the fun.

hey, i don’t know, the OP may be a huge jacked guy, but in 25 years of being around the iron game, and training with some very accomplished lifters, throwers, etc, who somehow managed to find clothes that fit.

this in a way reminds me of the thread on the sex forum of the guy complaining how rough he had it cause his dick was TOO big for his girl. the vast majority of responders to that thread chimed in with their own big-dick stories, anyone who called him/them on the bullshit was either ignored or attacked.

there are plenty of pics of myself on this board, i guess then i am fair game to be called on how “small” i am. whatever.

I know what your talking about. I have to by special underwear to contain my hulking manhood… Oh wait thats not the size your talking about :stuck_out_tongue:

haha! now wait a minute, we all have giant dicks, that is a given, no debate needed there.

[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
I was right. Here are areas that I know you have modified. I can tell since they are alot smoother than the rest.

I sharpened the image. Funny how that area seems less blocky.[/quote]

Wow. Well done detective…

Rubbing thighs. If anyone has a solution, let me know.

[quote]Miserere wrote:
Rubbing thighs. If anyone has a solution, let me know.[/quote]

Whose thighs are you rubbing?

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Miserere wrote:
Rubbing thighs. If anyone has a solution, let me know.

Whose thighs are you rubbing?[/quote]

Explains why I have to spray antipersperent on them every morning. Keep your hands off me queer.

This thread is full of shit. If you can’t find off the rack clothes at 200, why do some of us who are over 240 have no problem? Even my fat ass has no issue with clothing, might be because I don’t wear the Emo rail thin crap.

If you can’t deal with wearing pants 1 size too large in the waste to fit your balls and legs in, then start wearing stretchy pants like the moocows at the gym.

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
My BIGGEST problem (1 is true)

  1. Can’t fit my big ass into some pants that I should and it’s all tight and funny looking.

  2. I can’t find any long sleve shirts that fit. They are too long in the arms and I can’t even get my damn forearms through an arm sleeve anyway.

But I’ll keep rocking on with the XXL short sleeve cotton shirts and wife beaters @ 5’7" short.

I’ve been bulking…

[/quote]

Nice forearms, bro.

I love stretchy pants.

[quote]Geography wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Miserere wrote:
Rubbing thighs. If anyone has a solution, let me know.

Whose thighs are you rubbing?

Explains why I have to spray antipersperent on them every morning. Keep your hands off me queer.

This thread is full of shit. If you can’t find off the rack clothes at 200, why do some of us who are over 240 have no problem? Even my fat ass has no issue with clothing, might be because I don’t wear the Emo rail thin crap.

If you can’t deal with wearing pants 1 size too large in the waste to fit your balls and legs in, then start wearing stretchy pants like the moocows at the gym. [/quote]

well said, if not a bit harsh…

at 5 an one half feet tall, i wear a 50 short “executive fit” coat. i had it tailored later so the midsection was not too poofy, but it was wearable off the rack like it was. it looks better tailored, but it was not bad before. with my dimensions, unless yhou are sporting lee preist or jay cutler type hyoogeness… dont give me the “boo-hoo, i am so jacked i cant find clothes to fit” stuff.

i knew an older guy who trained at diablo, he was like 5-9 inches tall, and weighed like 330lbs! he benched 530 RAW, and squated around 800, so NO he was not a fat ass, he was fucking huge. HE could find clothes of the rack that fit.

[quote]EmperialChina wrote:
One of the best self-masturbatory threads. :)[/quote]

“Posting on the internet is like having sex. I log in two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I post. It’s great. I feel like I’m cuming all day.”

[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
I was right. Here are areas that I know you have modified. I can tell since they are alot smoother than the rest.

I sharpened the image. Funny how that area seems less blocky.[/quote]

Seriously?

[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
I was right. Here are areas that I know you have modified. I can tell since they are alot smoother than the rest.

I sharpened the image. Funny how that area seems less blocky.[/quote]

Of coarse it was PS’d dopey! I got that from some dickhead named PGA. You OBVIOUSLY missed the entire joke, or I just suck at sarcasm!

Glad you spent so much time on the case Sherlock!

[quote]michael2507 wrote:
EmperialChina wrote:
One of the best self-masturbatory threads. :slight_smile:

“Posting on the internet is like having sex. I log in two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I post. It’s great. I feel like I’m cuming all day.”[/quote]
LOL

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
brucevangeorge wrote:
I was right. Here are areas that I know you have modified. I can tell since they are alot smoother than the rest.

I sharpened the image. Funny how that area seems less blocky.

Of coarse it was PS’d dopey! I got that from some dickhead named PGA. You OBVIOUSLY missed the entire joke, or I just suck at sarcasm!

Glad you spent so much time on the case Sherlock!

[/quote]

There was a joke somewhere?