They were arguing about…
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Cormac McCarthy’s ex-wife arrested for using vagina as holster, pulling gun on boyfriend
Read more: UPDATED: Jennifer McCarthy cleared of bizarre gun charges | The Daily Caller
Okey dokey then.[/quote]
I hope she’s got a conceal carry permit!
AmIright???
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]H factor wrote:
Fiance’s husband will be pissed to learn his drink of choice [/quote]
Are you talking about yourself in the most creative 3rd person I’ve seen in awhile, or am I being dumb here?
Aren’t you your fiance’s husband (to be).[/quote]
Spaced out I guess when I wrote that. I meant fiance’s father.
Thank goodness this could never happen here…
Wait, what?
A Youth Misery Index that measures young Americans? woes has skyrocketed under President Barack Obama and hit an all-time high.
For Scranton residents, bankruptcy is an inviting option.
But in this hilly town of 76,000 in northeastern Pennsylvania, residents have a different view of Chapter 9: They want the city to declare bankruptcy. And soon.
“The silent majority would like to see bankruptcy,” said Bob “Ozzie” Quinn, president of the Scranton and Lackawanna County Taxpayers Assn. “Basically, it’s down to a point where people cannot afford to pay the taxes and are moving out of town.”
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-scranton-bankruptcy-20140111,0,5529329,full.story#axzz2q7zwsCaq
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
For Scranton residents, bankruptcy is an inviting option.
But in this hilly town of 76,000 in northeastern Pennsylvania, residents have a different view of Chapter 9: They want the city to declare bankruptcy. And soon.
“The silent majority would like to see bankruptcy,” said Bob “Ozzie” Quinn, president of the Scranton and Lackawanna County Taxpayers Assn. “Basically, it’s down to a point where people cannot afford to pay the taxes and are moving out of town.”
Waddya know…huge pension debt that they cannot service.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Government spent millions on penis pumps, paid double retail price
I always knew government was compensating for something!
What a waste of perfectly good guns.
[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
What a waste of perfectly good guns. [/quote]
Penn has already secured his place on the Mount Rushmore of hypocritical asshats.
This is just extra credit.
9 California students sue state of ineffective teachers…
Nine California students have launched a lawsuit against the state, arguing that current law and entrenched practices they see as pro-union actually short-change the poor and the minority communities on their education.
Students Matter, the group driving the suit, said in a press release, ?Ineffective teachers are entrenched in California?s public school system. The superintendents of many school districts affirm that their districts are beleaguered by grossly ineffective teachers and attribute the continued employment of these teachers to the challenged statutes.?
The trial is set for Jan. 27, Watchdog.org reported. Legal minds think the results could reverberate around the nation ? especially in states with union strongholds.
What could possibly go wrong here…I await the same level of outrage from the press that was directed at Dubya’s DOJ.
/crickets chirping
The Emperor has a PEN and he is GONNA use it, congress be dammed.
[quote]UtahLama wrote:
The Emperor has a PEN and he is GONNA use it, congress be dammed.
He resembles a spent condom, doesn’t he.
Like a political Rocky Balboa, trying to boast in his once former glory.
Senate blocks attempts to close tax credit loopholes for illegal aliens, pushes through cuts to military pensions.
3 Dems retire in 3 days.
On Wednesday, Congressman Jim Moran (D-VA) became the third Democratic member of the House of Representatives in the last three days to announce that he will retire and not run for re-election in 2014.
On Tuesday, Congressman Bill Owens (D-NY) announced his retirement. On Monday, prominent Nancy Pelosi ally George Miller (D-CA) announced his retirement.
Hey, Hey, Hey…let’s pick on some nuns today.
/Obama’d
Obama blames his low approval ratings on racism.
On Sunday, The New Yorker released an interview with President Barack Obama in which the president stated that his approval ratings had been suppressed due to racism. ?There?s no doubt that there?s some folks who just really dislike me because they don?t like the idea of a black president,? Obama stated. ?Now, the flip side of it is there are some black folks and maybe some white folks who really like me and give me the benefit of the doubt precisely because I?m a black president.?