Americans vs. Canadians?

[quote]Coldiron wrote:
MaloVerde wrote:

Just busting chops. If you find an error, call me on it.

I thought as much! I have no need to critique your posts. Stay cool bro.[/quote]

You might have a need. I’m from Canada and now live in the US. Ha Ha Ha!

[quote]TheWookie wrote:
Is French Candidiasis a problem in Myrtle Beach? …
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That is where I caught it. Some antibiotics took care of it.

[quote]TheWookie wrote:
Is French Candidiasis a problem in Myrtle Beach? I am so tempted to make a nasty cheese joke, but I think I would gross myself out.

Zap Branigan wrote:
MrChill wrote:
TheWookie wrote:
And of course their license plates say it all:
“Je me souviens” or for those of you that don’t speak French “Give me souvenirs.”

I kid, I kid.

Technically, it’s “I remember”. :slight_smile:

But your translation sticks better to the daily realities of people here.

Question: I generally tip 15%. Is this what the standard French Canadian tips in Florida? Kinda weird that one can afford a trip to Florida but can’t afford to pay tips, eh?

They say the same things in Myrtle Beach about French Canadias and tipping.

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Hey…don’t you mean French Candy-Asses?

[quote]stockzy wrote:
you just get this wierd feeling when your out and about, you can tell everybody hates Americans.

I think it’s just a case of your a dickhead until proven innocent…sad but true.[/quote]

Who the hell said that.

UN List of best countries ranks Canada 6th.

Some of you may recall that from 1992 through 2000 Canada ranked 1st. So why the decline?

Some have speculated that it is because of an erosion in our healthcare and education systems. Others linked it to Government policies at the time of reducing national debt at the expense of our social systems.

Well both theories are wrong, the real reason for the decline is due to a formula change.

Yes that’s right, the formula changed. In 2001, the UN added in a demerit system to the calculation based on a country’s proximity to the US. In theory, the closer a country is to the US, the greater the risk of cultural infection.

DAMN YOU AMERICA!!!

On the flip side, we still placed higher than the USA (8th)!

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
UN List of best countries ranks Canada 6th.

Some of you may recall that from 1992 through 2000 Canada ranked 1st. So why the decline?

Some have speculated that it is because of an erosion in our healthcare and education systems. Others linked it to Government policies at the time of reducing national debt at the expense of our social systems.

Well both theories are wrong, the real reason for the decline is due to a formula change.

Yes that’s right, the formula changed. In 2001, the UN added in a demerit system to the calculation based on a country’s proximity to the US. In theory, the closer a country is to the US, the greater the risk of cultural infection.

DAMN YOU AMERICA!!!

On the flip side, we still placed higher than the USA (8th)![/quote]

Is this a joke? If there is a demerit system for proximity to the US how did the US place so high?

Reading crap like this makes me glad I am American and don’t have a cultural inferiority complex.

[quote]jjoseph_x wrote:

Wouldn’t the greatest country ever to exist be Rome/Italy?

With that whole cradle of civilization (well along with Greece and a few others), ruled the world for a thousand years, etc, etc, stuff. If the US is still kicking butt in 500 years or so, then you might win that debate.

There’s nothing wrong with having pride in your country, but a little objectivity isn’t a bad thing either.

It’s also a matter of perspective (the county ain’t the same for everyone); If you ask Bill Gates, he’d tell you that America is great… if you ask a homeless guy, or a poor, struggling student they might have a differing opinion (until the student invents something cool, strikes it rich and changes his or her mind :-).
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we would totally kick romes ass, and my great grandfather’s family has been roman since that time so it’s an un-bias opinion.

the bum who lives on the street here is far better of than the bum who lives on the streets of soo many countries. so if i had to be a bum somewhere it would either be here, or amsterdam with their squatters policy i wouldnt be homeless long.

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
UN List of best countries ranks Canada 6th.

Some of you may recall that from 1992 through 2000 Canada ranked 1st. So why the decline?

Some have speculated that it is because of an erosion in our healthcare and education systems. Others linked it to Government policies at the time of reducing national debt at the expense of our social systems.

Well both theories are wrong, the real reason for the decline is due to a formula change.

Yes that’s right, the formula changed. In 2001, the UN added in a demerit system to the calculation based on a country’s proximity to the US. In theory, the closer a country is to the US, the greater the risk of cultural infection.

DAMN YOU AMERICA!!!

On the flip side, we still placed higher than the USA (8th)![/quote]

we are the UN. i wonder why we would place ourselves so low…maybe to keep people out for a while?

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:

Is this a joke? If there is a demerit system for proximity to the US how did the US place so high?

Reading crap like this makes me glad I am American and don’t have a cultural inferiority complex.[/quote]

For real.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:

Reading crap like this makes me glad I am American and don’t have a cultural inferiority complex.[/quote]

Zap, you’ve said something to this effect a few times… maybe trying to convince yourself of something?

[quote]mazilla wrote:
we are the UN. i wonder why we would place ourselves so low…maybe to keep people out for a while?

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No, you are a MEMBER of the UN, you ARE the US… come on “N” and “S” don’t even look alike.

And I thought our education system needed help.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
UN List of best countries ranks Canada 6th.

Is this a joke? [/quote]

Yes, the demerit system was a joke, but the ranking are real:

  1. Norway (6 years straight)
  2. Iceland,
  3. Australia,
  4. Ireland,
  5. Sweden,
  6. Canada,
  7. Japan
  8. United States.

The five countries with the lowest scores were Guinea-Bissau in 173rd place, Burkina Faso as 174, Mali as 175, Sierra Leone as 176, and Niger 177. The report was unable to rank 17 countries, such as Iraq, Afghanistan and Somalia, because there was insufficient data.

Source:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20061109.wnorway1109/BNStory/International/home

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
mazilla wrote:
we are the UN. i wonder why we would place ourselves so low…maybe to keep people out for a while?

No, you are a MEMBER of the UN, you ARE the US… come on “N” and “S” don’t even look alike.

And I thought our education system needed help.[/quote]

no, we ARE the UN. the rest of you are just “members” becasue we kinda like you. keep pushing your luck Canada, and it’s straight to time out. you can’t spell UN without the U, the N is to let you know the we own them. why do you think it’s called “UNITED NATIONS”? because we the “UNITED STATES” own it. they could as easily had named it “legion of nations for peace” or the “peace nations legion for of” or even the “nation for peace of legion”? huh!? Yeah thats what i thought. it’s all part of our all knowing and all seeing governments plan to conquer the entire planet. what would we name it after we take control? how about the United Planet Earth? the good old U.P.E.

p.s. i hope you thicker headed people know it’s all in good fun, you can save your hand strength for the porn.

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:

Reading crap like this makes me glad I am American and don’t have a cultural inferiority complex.

Zap, you’ve said something to this effect a few times… maybe trying to convince yourself of something?

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Nope. Just an observation.

[quote]mazilla wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
mazilla wrote:
we are the UN. i wonder why we would place ourselves so low…maybe to keep people out for a while?

No, you are a MEMBER of the UN, you ARE the US… come on “N” and “S” don’t even look alike.

And I thought our education system needed help.

no, we ARE the UN. the rest of you are just “members” becasue we kinda like you. keep pushing your luck Canada, and it’s straight to time out. you can’t spell UN without the U, the N is to let you know the we own them. why do you think it’s called “UNITED NATIONS”? because we the “UNITED STATES” own it. they could as easily had named it “legion of nations for peace” or the “peace nations legion for of” or even the “nation for peace of legion”? huh!? Yeah thats what i thought. it’s all part of our all knowing and all seeing governments plan to conquer the entire planet. what would we name it after we take control? how about the United Planet Earth? the good old U.P.E.

p.s. i hope you thicker headed people know it’s all in good fun, you can save your hand strength for the porn.[/quote]
We started the UN dumbass! That’s a fact Jack.

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:

  1. Norway (6 years straight)
  2. Iceland,
  3. Australia,
  4. Ireland,
  5. Sweden,
  6. Canada,
  7. Japan
  8. United States.

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Damn. Australia is kicking both our asses.

Apparently, “Have native kangaroos” weighs heavily in the U.N. formula.

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:

Yes, the demerit system was a joke, but the ranking are real:

  1. Norway (6 years straight)
  2. Iceland,
  3. Australia,
  4. Ireland,
  5. Sweden,
  6. Canada,
  7. Japan
  8. United States.

Source:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20061109.wnorway1109/BNStory/International/home[/quote]

I just sobered up enough to notice we ranked no.3! Drinks on me!!!

[quote]summa wrote:

We started the UN dumbass! That’s a fact Jack.

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no no no, we told you to start it so nobody would suspect us. geez, your thick headed.

[quote]stockzy wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:

Yes, the demerit system was a joke, but the ranking are real:

  1. Norway (6 years straight)
  2. Iceland,
  3. Australia,
  4. Ireland,
  5. Sweden,
  6. Canada,
  7. Japan
  8. United States.

Source:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20061109.wnorway1109/BNStory/International/home

I just sobered up enough to notice we ranked no.3! Drinks on me!!![/quote]

How the hell does Japan rank ahead of the US?

I have had Japanese business associates to my house and they cannot believe how good an average slob like me has it in America.

[quote]mazilla wrote:
summa wrote:

We started the UN dumbass! That’s a fact Jack.

no no no, we told you to start it so nobody would suspect us. geez, your thick headed.

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We never learn!