[quote]summa wrote:
Unfortunately I have yet to see boobs at Grand Bend.[/quote]
No American tourists?
Damn, that beach is getting more tempting by the minute.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
I have no debt and I probably own more stuff than the average European.[/quote]
And isn’t “owning stuff” really what life is all about?
[quote]pookie wrote:
summa wrote:
Unfortunately I have yet to see boobs at Grand Bend.
No American tourists?
Damn, that beach is getting more tempting by the minute.
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Or French Canadians, don’t spoil it.
I kid 
[quote]pookie wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
I have no debt and I probably own more stuff than the average European.
And isn’t “owning stuff” really what life is all about?
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If we are talking about financial success as he was, yes it is.
If we are talking quality of life it is only a small component. I put my quality of life here in the US higher than my counterparts in Europe, Asia, Africa and South America.
The only country that offers similar quality of life is Canada.
Only problem I have with Canadians is that they let me drink “Caesars” for three days without telling me what they were.
They’re red, kinda peppery, and contain vodka. So dumbass me thinks “Caesar” is just the local term for Bloody Mary, right?
No. Apparently a “Caesar” is vodka and Clamato.
These snowbound, overly-polite bastards let me drink CLAM JUICE for three fucking days without so much as a “Hey, hoser…that’s pureed seafood you’re swigging, eh?”
Other than that, they’re exceedingly lovely people.
[quote]mazilla wrote:
honestly, Canadians, do you guys really think your better than the greatest country ever to exist to this point in the history of civilization? no offense, but you dont see anybody else even muttering the thought that they are in some way supperior(with the exception of China’s technology)? can we please let the competition rest? you know it, we know it, the entire world knows.NOBODY BEATS THE GOOD OLD US OF A.[/quote]
Why don’t you assimilate us then? You’d be the biggest country in the world, litterally.
[quote]MaloVerde wrote:
mazilla wrote:
AllTraps wrote:
mazilla wrote:
AllTraps wrote:
mazilla wrote:
gotaknife wrote:
An Australian perspective: The women in Canada are hotter and put out (maybe they just like Aussies more). Therefore Canada Rocks the socks of the USA.
bahahahaha yeah right. hotter chicks in canada? i have more hot chicks in my neighborhood than canda and australia combined.
I’m sure it seems that way when you live on a farm with nothing but your cousins around. Pig fucker.
your from canada…and your telling me i live on a farm??? i live in san diego, google it hillbilly.
by the way, i thought it was uncle fucker. you know, shut your fuckin face uncle fucker…terrance and phillip, arent they your hommies?
Actually I was born in Edmonton, Alberta which is totally farmville on the outskirts but those freaks scare the shit out of me. But there was 960k people there, there’s 1.9 mil where I live now and San Diego is somewhere in the middle.
leave my uncle out of this
and I’ll keep quiet about your brother
actually san diego population is about 2,933,462 give or take
http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/06/06073.html
San Diego County has almost 3 million. The CITY of San Diego has around 1 million. Check your own link again.
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i live in the county, anything else??
[quote]MrChill wrote:
Why don’t you assimilate us then? You’d be the biggest country in the world, litterally.[/quote]
FINE, repeat after me. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US…
[quote]MrChill wrote:
mazilla wrote:
honestly, Canadians, do you guys really think your better than the greatest country ever to exist to this point in the history of civilization? no offense, but you dont see anybody else even muttering the thought that they are in some way supperior(with the exception of China’s technology)? can we please let the competition rest? you know it, we know it, the entire world knows.NOBODY BEATS THE GOOD OLD US OF A.
Why don’t you assimilate us then? You’d be the biggest country in the world, litterally.[/quote]
No,no,no. In a few years we will want them to cook and clean for us after their deflationary depression hits and we can pay them pennies on the dollar.
[quote]harris447 wrote:
These snowbound, overly-polite bastards let me drink CLAM JUICE for three fucking days without so much as a “Hey, hoser…that’s pureed seafood you’re swigging, eh?”
Other than that, they’re exceedingly lovely people.[/quote]
Hey now, we were just looking out after your best interests… the infamous “seizure” is good for you.
We just figured you knew, besides, if it was a bloody mary it would be called a bloody damned mary, now wouldn’t it! 
[quote]pushharder wrote:
mazilla wrote:
pushharder wrote:
I have many Canadian friends and I have good friends with close Aussie friends. NONE of them hate Americans.
there’s always an exception to the rule “mate”.
In this case the exceptions exceed the rule.[/quote]
ummmm…no?
[quote]TheWookie wrote:
And of course their license plates say it all:
“Je me souviens” or for those of you that don’t speak French “Give me souvenirs.”
I kid, I kid.[/quote]
Technically, it’s “I remember”. 
But your translation sticks better to the daily realities of people here.
Question: I generally tip 15%. Is this what the standard French Canadian tips in Florida? Kinda weird that one can afford a trip to Florida but can’t afford to pay tips, eh?
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As a normal rule and generally speaking I try to keep my posts on this site light-hearted but this Foster’s soaked horseshit just aint gonna go unanswered. I get out and about and I get the exact opposite feeling, mate. I have many Canadian friends and I have good friends with close Aussie friends. NONE of them hate Americans.
What I hate is people making misinformed universal statements while having their heads so far up their own ass that their stomach acid is peeling their hair right off their vacuous craniums.[/quote]
How’d you know i have no hair on my head? That’s Freaky! This is a lighthearted thread. Don’t get too Gee’d up now…
[quote]mazilla wrote:
honestly, Canadians, do you guys really think your better than the greatest country ever to exist to this point in the history of civilization? no offense, but you dont see anybody else even muttering the thought that they are in some way supperior(with the exception of China’s technology)? can we please let the competition rest? you know it, we know it, the entire world knows.NOBODY BEATS THE GOOD OLD US OF A.[/quote]
Wouldn’t the greatest country ever to exist be Rome/Italy?
With that whole cradle of civilization (well along with Greece and a few others), ruled the world for a thousand years, etc, etc, stuff. If the US is still kicking butt in 500 years or so, then you might win that debate.
There’s nothing wrong with having pride in your country, but a little objectivity isn’t a bad thing either.
It’s also a matter of perspective (the county ain’t the same for everyone); If you ask Bill Gates, he’d tell you that America is great… if you ask a homeless guy, or a poor, struggling student they might have a differing opinion (until the student invents something cool, strikes it rich and changes his or her mind :-).
[quote]jjoseph_x wrote:
mazilla
With that whole cradle of civilization (well along with Greece and a few others), ruled the world for a thousand years, etc, etc, stuff. [/quote]
cradle of civilization?
Try Mesopotania (Iraq).
Anyway, all empires fall eventually.
[quote]christine wrote:
jjoseph_x wrote:
mazilla
With that whole cradle of civilization (well along with Greece and a few others), ruled the world for a thousand years, etc, etc, stuff.
cradle of civilization?
Try Mesopotania (Iraq).
Anyway, all empires fall eventually.[/quote]
You took the words right out of my mouth. You must be extremely intelligent. All empires fail!
[quote]MrChill wrote:
TheWookie wrote:
And of course their license plates say it all:
“Je me souviens” or for those of you that don’t speak French “Give me souvenirs.”
I kid, I kid.
Technically, it’s “I remember”.
But your translation sticks better to the daily realities of people here.
Question: I generally tip 15%. Is this what the standard French Canadian tips in Florida? Kinda weird that one can afford a trip to Florida but can’t afford to pay tips, eh?[/quote]
They say the same things in Myrtle Beach about French Canadias and tipping.
[quote]TheWookie wrote:
I can tell you that when I lived in South Florida no one was as despised by the locals more than French Canadians. Bad tippers and speedo wearing might be their big crime. And of course their license plates say it all:
“Je me souviens” or for those of you that don’t speak French “Give me souvenirs.”
I kid, I kid.[/quote]
Do you think you could keep them for the whole year? You keep sending them back each summer and, frankly, we’d rather you didn’t.
Thanks.
[quote]MaloVerde wrote:
Just busting chops. If you find an error, call me on it.
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I thought as much! I have no need to critique your posts. Stay cool bro.