Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

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  1. If you’re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

  2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

  3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

  4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

  5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

  6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you’ll be afraid to cough.

  7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.

  8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.

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  1. Avoid the need to exercise to look good and get strong, simply stop going out and use the internet to broadcast how strong / buff you are.
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On a more serious note, if you need to sneeze, look at the light.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
On a more serious note, if you need to sneeze, look at the light.[/quote]

True. Works (almost) every time.

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Sex is a very effective cure for headaches.

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A tablespoon of peanut butter cures hic-ups

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
On a more serious note, if you need to sneeze, look at the light.[/quote]

Or scream out banana! right becfore you are about to sneeze.

Someone told me that in high shcool and I have been laughing since than.

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[quote]DF85 wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
On a more serious note, if you need to sneeze, look at the light.

Or scream out banana! right becfore you are about to sneeze.

Someone told me that in high shcool and I have been laughing since than.[/quote]

lmao

ice cold water helps keep the ghey away O.O

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[quote]EQTTRDR wrote:
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you’ll be afraid to cough. [/quote]

This one was hilarious.

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Another one on a serious note (don’t ask how I figured this out), if you need to sneeze and the light’s just not bright enough, grab a little piece of toilet paper; roll it up in a little cylinder that’ll fit up your nostril, and stick it up as far as it’ll go. You’ll know when you hit the spot, you can’t help but sneeze 2-3 times within the next few seconds. Weird but cool.