[quote]SpartanX wrote:
so I’m like ‘lol.’
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People now actually say ‘lol’ instead of laughing. That’s the REAL tragedy of this story.
[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
I actually read the entire post too and found it entertaining. I’m not sure if its true or the OP exaggerated some stuff. [/quote]
Well, he did say that the story was 150% true. Which means that one third of it is made up.
[quote]So OP, you strapped yet?
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I’m going to start packing, and not joshing random dudes at the gym. For real, in the future, I’m just going to smash a person’s face in before they even become a threat like that to me, I’m not going to get into some kind of Zoolander exchange with some rasta bad boy. Looking back, even trying to initiate that dude was retarded, he was obviously a mega pussy and scared of losing face more than anything.
Klip would’ve given Dreadlocks 30 minutes with a Ghanan prostitute and ample shots of vodka to bury the hatchet.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Kliplemet’s stories are more interesting. And plausible.[/quote]
That’s cause he produced pics …
I found the guy!!!
Everyone is just a little more stupid for having read this thread.
Fucktard.
So you’re mad at this dude, because YOU and YOUR FRIEND walking up to him and YOU STARTED to talk shit? Eventually you’re going to bump heads with someone who isn’t gonna take your shit.
He should have just killed you. You’re a disgrace to human life.
I don’t talk to anyone when I train.
simple equation to keep a gym membership:
earphones in + hat pulled low + move weight + leave = win
I would have liked to see the ending go something like - he’s pointing the gun at me and my buddy, so I jump out. I do a layout double backflip while muttering racist remarks, and land right next to the guy.
I snatch the gun from him and bend the barrell rendering it useless, and then proceed to pistol whip him repeatedly until the cops show up. then, even though it was totally the other guys fault, I get arrested, arraigned, tried, and sentenced to 10 or more years in prison for assault and battery/ malicious wounding/ attempted murder/ hate crime.
[quote]miroku333 wrote:
I don’t talk to anyone when I train.
simple equation to keep a gym membership:
earphones in + hat pulled low + move weight + leave = win
I would have liked to see the ending go something like - he’s pointing the gun at me and my buddy, so I jump out. I do a layout double backflip while muttering racist remarks, and land right next to the guy.
I snatch the gun from him and bend the barrell rendering it useless, and then proceed to pistol whip him repeatedly until the cops show up. then, even though it was totally the other guys fault, I get arrested, arraigned, tried, and sentenced to 10 or more years in prison for assault and battery/ malicious wounding/ attempted murder/ hate crime.[/quote]
Escape from prison by ripping fence posts out of the ground and just walk out into the sunset to exact revenge upon all who have wronged me in life … roll credits
Stick it in her pooper?
This one time, I was face pulling 300lbs and a dude called me a dumb twinkie who didn?t know what he was doing. I was all like, ?WTF dude? Wanna throw down?? I really said wtf. He couldn?t handle my superior shoulder health and answered my gentlemanly challenge. I was like, ?Okay, follow me.? I took him to the water fountain and I had him drink first. He died of water poisoning. I took a refreshing sip and had a great workout. Nah, just kidding, I do pilates.
Damn punctuation. Flowers for Algernon, anyone?
i fucking hate all those wannabe gangsters…or these lil bitches that always want to pull out knives or guns…fuck one of my best friends in highschool started hangin out with some lil gangster fags and got butt hurt when they were joking on him and tried to joke with me so i kinda punked him an the kid pulled out a knife and stabbed me in the leg…
crazy shit all to impress these low life gangsters…and another time these three little dudes tried to jump my friend and rob him and i jumped in an started smashing on them and they eventually pulled a glock out…fucking scariest 6 months of my life man…no one likes to fight like a man anymore…plus im a big guy…around her all the blacks and mexicans are strapped with something so i just kick it with the whites lol…
what are they going to do run me over with their dirt bike hahaha…but yeah california is fucking lame like that…back in texas things were chill…and its not like im a trouble maker…honor student and raised by a good family but theres a bunch of weirdos that dgaf
[quote]polo77j wrote:
miroku333 wrote:
I don’t talk to anyone when I train.
simple equation to keep a gym membership:
earphones in + hat pulled low + move weight + leave = win
I would have liked to see the ending go something like - he’s pointing the gun at me and my buddy, so I jump out. I do a layout double backflip while muttering racist remarks, and land right next to the guy.
I snatch the gun from him and bend the barrell rendering it useless, and then proceed to pistol whip him repeatedly until the cops show up. then, even though it was totally the other guys fault, I get arrested, arraigned, tried, and sentenced to 10 or more years in prison for assault and battery/ malicious wounding/ attempted murder/ hate crime.
Escape from prison by ripping fence posts out of the ground and just walk out into the sunset to exact revenge upon all who have wronged me in life … roll credits[/quote]
well done sir.
As was yours, sir
[quote]polo77j wrote:
As was yours, sir[/quote]
Yall niggas are gay
=D
You know, I was starting to think you were cool … fuck that now, it’s on mothafu…
wait a sec … i see what you did there
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I put the story into the Babel Fish translator and all it came back with was:
“SpartanX and his lifting buddy are butt-buddies.”
Hey, don’t shoot the messenger.
DB