Advice on Wife Texting Her Boss

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I think Em is my new crush.[/quote]

I’m funny that way. At first people are like: “Goddamn, does she never stop lecturing?” And then at some point there’s: “Hah, that was kind of funny! But still, the relentless advice and earnest superiority, fuck, I wish she’d shut up.” And then finally they start thinking: “So dorky, but somehow I don’t even mind anymore! And that adorable know-it-all thing – how did I never notice how sexy that is?”

And them I have 'em right in the palm of my hand. :slight_smile:

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Huh. That’s my strategy, too. [/quote]

Don’t think I haven’t noticed! I sometimes go over to PWI just to read your lecturing posts and get all shivery-feeling.

Plus, you’ve promised to help me if I ever feel the need to urinate out of a high window, right? Wasn’t that you?

theBeth! This business of hitting for the other team has revolutionized my life! Yesterday I got pulled over by a female state trooper, which generally spells doom, but not only did she only give me a warning, she did it in the warmest, cheeriest manner I’ve ever encountered when I’ve been caught in the commission of a traffic violation.

There was that one cop who got all who’s-your-daddy about giving a warning, which was pretty good fun, but he wasn’t sunshiny like she was.

This is definitely the good life.[/quote]

Mind if i stand below the window?

Let me guess. This state trooper: It made you feel warm low in your belly and down your thighs. It’s that instant you lock gazes and you can feel it, regardless of roles/authority. That shivery moment. And I just read your mind because after that, you thought about her punishing you for your violation.

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Hmm, no, not exactly like that. I may not be all the way gay yet. [/quote]

I’ve seen this before.

You are spiritually gay.[/quote]

I think you’re right.

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

Don’t think I haven’t noticed! I sometimes go over to PWI just to read your lecturing posts and get all shivery-feeling. [/quote]

I’m always happy to give pretty girls a shivery feeling.

It was indeed. Damn, I thought I had a good memory. Holy crap, I’d forgotten that I’d mentioned that ridiculous night at the Kyoto hotel here on the forums.

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

Don’t think I haven’t noticed! I sometimes go over to PWI just to read your lecturing posts and get all shivery-feeling. [/quote]

I’m always happy to give pretty girls a shivery feeling.

It was indeed. Damn, I thought I had a good memory. Holy crap, I’d forgotten that I’d mentioned that ridiculous night at the Kyoto hotel here on the forums.[/quote]

Not cool, my friend.

What happens in Kyoto stays in Kyoto.[/quote]

It’s not his fault; he couldn’t help it! I’m an expert at getting people to tell me things. He’s just lucky I wasn’t in the mood to elicit a tearful confession.

And you’d better watch yourself, too!

See, Beth doesn’t have to worry about that, because since I’ve converted to cultural lesbianism it’s not ethical for me to get her to tell me things or cry unless we’re at one of the lesbian parties, drinking white wine and processing.

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What have we become?

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More muscular!

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

Don’t think I haven’t noticed! I sometimes go over to PWI just to read your lecturing posts and get all shivery-feeling. [/quote]

I’m always happy to give pretty girls a shivery feeling.

It was indeed. Damn, I thought I had a good memory. Holy crap, I’d forgotten that I’d mentioned that ridiculous night at the Kyoto hotel here on the forums.[/quote]

Not cool, my friend.

What happens in Kyoto stays in Kyoto.[/quote]

It’s not his fault; he couldn’t help it! I’m an expert at getting people to tell me things. He’s just lucky I wasn’t in the mood to elicit a tearful confession.

And you’d better watch yourself, too!

See, Beth doesn’t have to worry about that, because since I’ve converted to cultural lesbianism it’s not ethical for me to get her to tell me things or cry unless we’re at one of the lesbian parties, drinking white wine and processing.[/quote]

That’s cus I already cry 3 days in a row every month and dont have a filter. I confess I violated the lesbian code two weeks ago with the ole fuck n chuck. And I still haven’t texted her. You don’t want me at your party. You are too sweet.

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:
What have we become?[/quote]

Lesbians, it would seem.[/quote]

Well, I always had short hair and was interested in women so its not a big shift more me.

Still being troubled by the mandatory Subaru though.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:
What have we become?[/quote]

Lesbians, it would seem.[/quote]

Well, I always had short hair and was interested in women so its not a big shift more me.

Still being troubled by the mandatory Subaru though.

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It’s not mandatory, there’s just more room in it. Cue mr. bean face.

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
More muscular!

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Armwrestle?

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[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
More muscular!

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Armwrestle?[/quote]

No, I can’t. I strained my underarms doing dips and now I have to recover. Next week, maybe. Unless I’m feeling fragile.

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
More muscular!

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Armwrestle?[/quote]

No, I can’t. I strained my underarms doing dips and now I have to recover. Next week, maybe. Unless I’m feeling fragile.
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Interesting lol. I’ve never heard of that occurrence although it seems plausible. Were the dips weighted?

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[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
More muscular!

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Armwrestle?[/quote]

No, I can’t. I strained my underarms doing dips and now I have to recover. Next week, maybe. Unless I’m feeling fragile.
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Interesting lol. I’ve never heard of that occurrence although it seems plausible. Were the dips weighted?[/quote]

Yes. I’ve started going to the gym because my treadmill is down and I was screwing around with the equipment.

Guess I know what I need to work on now. My armpits. lol

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
More muscular!

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Armwrestle?[/quote]

No, I can’t. I strained my underarms doing dips and now I have to recover. Next week, maybe. Unless I’m feeling fragile.
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Interesting lol. I’ve never heard of that occurrence although it seems plausible. Were the dips weighted?[/quote]

Yes. I’ve started going to the gym because my treadmill is down and I was screwing around with the equipment.

Guess I know what I need to work on now. My armpits. lol

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LOL. I’ll make sure to avoid any armpit injuries.

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You can see here how weak it is. I should have been on this a long time ago.

When is the next photo check-in thread due? Maybe by then I can make some decent progress.

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
You can see here how weak it is. I should have been on this a long time ago.

When is the next photo check-in thread due? Maybe by then I can make some decent progress.[/quote]
Do you think those goals are attainable naturally?

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
You can see here how weak it is. I should have been on this a long time ago.

When is the next photo check-in thread due? Maybe by then I can make some decent progress.[/quote]

No discernible armpit there. But if you turned to the side and reached up like a morning stretch, maybe bit the side of your lip as you glance at the camera…

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
urinate out of a high window[/quote]

ridiculous night at the Kyoto hotel[/quote]

stays in Kyoto.[/quote]

I’m an expert at getting people to tell me things[/quote]

Yeah, Em.

As I now have confirmed, your one and only contribution to that thread was to respond to my story with the comment “my favorite so far, hands down.”

That might have also been our first interaction ever on this site. Not sure.

Chushin, this is for you. Because I know you’ve never done anything hazukashii in Japan.

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My first time in Japan twenty years ago*, we had a party in a hotel room in Kyoto. Thirty-five people in a room designed for three or four, at the max. The room, which was on the third floor, had a window opening out on an alley, and my friend George and I (who were quite drunk at the time) decided that it would be a good idea to piss out the window.

Observing us, another friend decided that she wanted to piss out the window as well. I tried to explain the anatomical problems with this idea to her, but she would not be dissuaded. She dropped her pants, my friend and I each grabbed one leg, then lifted her up and dangled her bare ass out the window.

She had no sooner finished tinkling when George (who, needless to say, was a Marine) announced his sincere intention to push the young lady out the window. He was probably kidding, but it was awfully convincing. I was trying to pull her in while he was trying to shove her out, and she was squawking the whole time.

We finally pulled her back inside the room, and George was laughing so hard he hardly noticed our nearly defenestrated friend’s verbal and physical assaults.

Our organization was banned from that hotel indefinitely, for some reason.[/quote]

*Now twenty-five years ago. This was written in 2008.