Advice From Out of Shape Friends

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[quote]MrTile wrote:

“OMG your eating pizza, that will make you fat, I thought you were Mr. Healthy/Food Nazi” ARGGGHHHH
Me: “I eat pizza once a fortnight, not every second day, there is a difference!!”
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Now, there is a word you don’t see outside a historical romance novel! “Fortnight.” Love that word.

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I hate the seriously obese guy that works at vitamin world, “dude, you need to take this protein, and this creatine, really man, I took it, and It helped me get so jacked.” I’m thinking, “Really!?? Fucking when!? Like 20 years ago and you’ve been bulking on cake since then?”