Advice For College Freshman

DO NOT DECLARE A MAJOR DURING YOUR FIRST YEAR~~

youre a kid that has some pretty flimsy opinions and chances are you will end up changing them during spring of your second year, fucck what your advisors say, dont declare a damn thing until youre beginning your third year, so for now just do all the university’s core classes

Take summer ourses
summer term is only 5 weeks and the profs give bullshit work bc they dont wanna be there either lol

and smoke a lil weed during finals lol, just around finals, dont become a stoner or anything, there is no better way to stave off the stress of papers due,lab reports,and exams than to just bake out a car with your bros

but wen u smoke, take some celery and panut butter with u so u dont mess up your diet by getting a buch of cupcakes wen u get the munchies