After 5 shots mixed with Monster Energy, I swear I heard the devil laughing and felt the room shake (Imagine the Laugh you’d hear if you burned aBible) then I fell on the ground in the middle of a Patrone ong game
dudes let me explain what I saw, I clearly remember it
I was in the middle of a forest, then a bear came outta nowhere and started talking to me, but the bear was a chick and it was flirting with me- I was drunk-so i assumed it was a hairy fat chick- anyway, I’m makin out with this bear in a forest, then all of a sudden the fuckin bear’s bf comes in with a bunch of keys, and he opened my head…
I dont want to make a wall of text here so i’ll definitely share the rest with y’all if you want after u read the beginning - I wrote this shit down…well documented- it gets way more intense
After 5 shots mixed with Monster Energy, I swear I heard the devil laughing and felt the room shake (Imagine the Laugh you’d hear if you burned aBible) then I fell on the ground in the middle of a Patrone ong game
dudes let me explain what I saw, I clearly remember it
I was in the middle of a forest, then a bear came outta nowhere and started talking to me, but the bear was a chick and it was flirting with me- I was drunk-so i assumed it was a hairy fat chick- anyway, I’m makin out with this bear in a forest, then all of a sudden the fuckin bear’s bf comes in with a bunch of keys, and he opened my head…
I dont want to make a wall of text here so i’ll definitely share the rest with y’all if you want after u read the beginning - I wrote this shit down…well documented- it gets way more intense[/quote]
I’m all ears - just as long as your tale doesn’t involve the undead or the use of stillborn and monkeys in the media.
Trevor Bower was probably out of his head on Absinthe when he started that thread. Either that or he is indulging in a spot of interior design with his own crap in some asylum cell. Hopefully his interwebz priviledges have been removed with extreme prejudice…
true absinthe = sheer awesomeness!! But it’s generally not an intense hallucination experience, which makes me wonder…were there any other drugs involved? Or did somebody possibly spike your drink?
To further specify, my Absinthe choice was not the traditional spirit, I think everyone here knows about my thing with raves,vampires,and darkness in general, this reflects in Absinthe type
Absinthe Gothica, Highest dose of wormwood of all elixirs-being 30g per serving, its black in color and turns a blackish purple when properly served
I am, a crazy motherfucker, and I halusinate sometimes without the aid of any drugs lol, but this time I’m blaming the strenngth of my brew
let me make this clear, this is a dream, not a “trip”
[quote]StevenF wrote:
maybe you should save the money you spend on booze and invest in some basic english classes. [/quote]
dude this is an internet forum, it is not an english class, who the hell cares about proper english here besides you? everyone else who posted on the thread cares not about the way its written, they just want a story, you stuck up motherfucker. Maybe you should invest in a get the fuck outta here class!
I have grown angry with sir StevenF, I have a party to attend this evening, I promise to restart the strory when I return. maybe 5 a.m.
dude this is an internet forum, it is not an english class, who the hell cares about proper english here besides you? everyone else who posted on the thread cares not about the way its written, they just want a story, you stuck up motherfucker. Maybe you should invest in a get the fuck outta here class!
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