A Trip Through the Mind of Akuma...

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
A. You fail at analyzing poetry, dont quit day job.

B. Theres a difference between Criticism and just straight flinging feces.

C. Where did i say i am lightning? I equated lightning to a word, in that a word contains power.

D. People like you dont care for poetry, which is fine. My issue with this is i dont get why you care to post. Its like those idiots on youtube who post under bodybuilding videos with names like “SteroidR4losers.” Its mind boggling. You just purposely search to cause Drama. And im the one being mocked for sensitivity? lol [/quote]

You’re quite sensitive which makes this amusing. First, don’t YOU quit your day job :slight_smile: I do care for poetry, just not what you claim to be poetry. I didn’t search for this idiotic post, you made it. Get it straight. And stop being so sensitive. Get your hormones checked. And your post wasn’t nearly as deep as you think. It is far from profound.
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Its not that im that sensitive, i just dont care for mindless insults. Some of you are just so aggressively open to attacking for any sort of reason. What i wrote doesnt have to be poetry to you. The term poetry doesnt encapsulate everything into one specific format, it comes in different forms and styles.

The post was made for those who can be motivated by a word. So hey, if you dont need it, post elsewhere. Contribute to the site in another form, rather than sitting here trying to tear a man down for no specific purpose. What i wrote doesnt have to be profound to you, everything i do isnt geared towards you.

I got pms, i received messages, i was told by several others they enjoyed what i wrote/it put some fire in them. THAT is why i did it. Now please, let it go, and let this thread die.

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for one who lays claim to the written word, you sure do miss a tongue in cheek barb. you sir are too sensitive. are you running too much androgens? may i suggest you include some test in your stack? or, are you coming off a cycle? get ahold of yourself man.

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oh…and lower the weights under control…unless of course you own the weights.

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Not on anything, thats just who i am. Ya i may have some sensitivity, but hey, i like who i am, im a good person. But Fuck it, ill just start telling people to eat my ass and Loling at them from now on, on this site. Maybe then ill get some respect.

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Akuma - don’t tell BG to eat your ass. He’ll challenge you to a fight and propose to meet you halfway. I seen’t it!

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wow. you DO have issues. not liking that little boy in the mirror are you? get over it. move on. trust me, no one in this world cares if you don’t like that little boy. only your elementary school classmates remember your awkwardness :slight_smile:

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Akuma - don’t tell BG to eat your ass. He’ll challenge you to a fight and propose to meet you halfway. I seen’t it![/quote]

wherein you would just eat ass. not that there is anything wrong with that or so they say in some politically correct circles (not mine).

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Akuma - don’t tell BG to eat your ass. He’ll challenge you to a fight and propose to meet you halfway. I seen’t it![/quote]

LOL what kind of nonsense…Id never get to that level. We are talking about poetry here, how would it get to that point? I wouldnt allow it to get to that point. Im not on this forum to belittle people/attack them. Im here to grow as a bodybuilder/help others. 99% of what i write on here is geared towards helping people and learning things myself.

I receive PMs daily from people asking questions, looking for guidance. I myself PM a couple of our members in hopes i too can grow. If thats where things lead, ill gladly take myself elsewhere.

OR

Well i hope he doesnt mind driving, cuz i dont get great gas mileage on my bigwheel

*choose your response. Lol idc anymore.

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Akuma, if you actually came into GAL expecting to post some serious writing without getting feedback that was negative and/or malicious and/or humorous, then you must be confused as to the character of some of the people who frequent GAL. I normally try to stay out of here but it doesn’t take much reading to see the type of responses that frequently get posted.

And at least they’re talking about what you wrote. I’ve thrown down a few limericks and an allegory and got nothing, haha.

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I love you, BG.

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[quote]Akuma01 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Akuma - don’t tell BG to eat your ass. He’ll challenge you to a fight and propose to meet you halfway. I seen’t it![/quote]

LOL what kind of nonsense…Id never get to that level. We are talking about poetry here, how would it get to that point? I wouldnt allow it to get to that point. Im not on this forum to belittle people/attack them. Im here to grow as a bodybuilder/help others. 99% of what i write on here is geared towards helping people and learning things myself.

I receive PMs daily from people asking questions, looking for guidance. I myself PM a couple of our members in hopes i too can grow. If thats where things lead, ill gladly take myself elsewhere.

OR

Well i hope he doesnt mind driving, cuz i dont get great gas mileage on my bigwheel

*choose your response. Lol idc anymore.[/quote]

damn you sound so serious man.

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you so crazy

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[quote]andrew_live wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Akuma - don’t tell BG to eat your ass. He’ll challenge you to a fight and propose to meet you halfway. I seen’t it![/quote]

LOL what kind of nonsense…Id never get to that level. We are talking about poetry here, how would it get to that point? I wouldnt allow it to get to that point. Im not on this forum to belittle people/attack them. Im here to grow as a bodybuilder/help others. 99% of what i write on here is geared towards helping people and learning things myself.

I receive PMs daily from people asking questions, looking for guidance. I myself PM a couple of our members in hopes i too can grow. If thats where things lead, ill gladly take myself elsewhere.

OR

Well i hope he doesnt mind driving, cuz i dont get great gas mileage on my bigwheel

*choose your response. Lol idc anymore.[/quote]

damn you sound so serious man.[/quote]

Thats the big problem with talking via texts, you cant feel emotion. I mean yea, if we were hanging out, and this little conversation transpired, things would be a bit different. Lol but without hearing the tone, knowing the person and that sarcasm is one of their big weapons, you cant tell if people are just joking or if they are serious. Yea, i will agree that i am pretty defensive, but growing up a fatass with 2 older twig-like brothers makes you defensive, or atleast it did for me. yea, ill try to take it down a notch or two in the future.

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good boy…have a burger

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[quote]andrew_live wrote:
good boy…have a burger[/quote]

had it earlier, 4 patties. Just got back from a gym trip actually, so im feeling much more chill…

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Damn you! I thought my 2 pattie burger was boss. But yeah, I too get super intense while working out then by the time I leave I’m cool and mellow like.

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Title: No Sound but the Fury

(think “The Sound and the Fury”)

Tip:

Never use “betwixt” unless you’re British or your writing falls square in the Gothic genre.

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Akuma strikes me as a guy who got a few compliments from Profx, lost his mind in the process and started writing love poetry to lifting weights.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Akuma - don’t tell BG to eat your ass. He’ll challenge you to a fight and propose to meet you halfway. I seen’t it![/quote]

wherein you would just eat ass. not that there is anything wrong with that or so they say in some politically correct circles (not mine).[/quote]

If you read my poem in this thread from a couple days ago you’d know I don’t eat ass.

Right when I thought we were getting close. :frowning:

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Writing poetry in your own unique way
People might think you caught teh ghey
You flap your wrist, in undue alarm
But we all know better, you were flexing your arm.
You say you do overhead squats to make the quads burn
But we really should have noticed your fabulous new perm
With war cries such as ‘fabulous’ during high training intensity
Who could have blamed us for doubting your masculinity
Even though you feel your heart has good cheer
Some of the Neanderthals in this thread might think you’re…

Lankys inspirational poem drove me to it so blame him!’