Broccoli heads and Clitzillas
Most have no clue wtf they’re doing either
Is he still a whiny asshole?
He is. Once you get that far down a road, most people just keep going. Even if there is a much quieter road directly parallel to it.
Plump cover, not a pump cover 
The external moment arm has gone horribly awry
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Its funny cuz its true!
Needs a cat
Only if that coffee is Irish.
Dogs are way better than cats.
Thankfully now cat people can have a new and much more favorable connotation attached: highly intelligent! It’s true! According to a study on the subject among 600 participants, it’s been shown that cat owners, and those who are drawn to the feline kind in general, are reported to have a higher IQ .
We will lord over you… meow
Yeah, just because Friskies sponsors a study doesn’t mean it’s true. Reliable people prefer dogs. Which actually love and appreciate you. And get you walking every day.
Not that there’s anything wrong with owning (under three) cats. Plenty of star-bellied sneetches do. Cats are a great choice of pet for less reliable people.