A Memes Only Thread

That’s why I work for myself.

Yeah. There is some very creative stuff happening on this level. I noticed all my over time hours were showing up in the evening, but mysteriously disappeared when I clocked in the next day.

They mysteriously had issues with the time clock machine, computer systems in the foh, office, and cc processing. A butter knife, coffee, and broken wine glass can be repursed. Easily would have cost them 20x more than trying to steal hours. And that’s just for me.

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“Well, sure you’ve done some good things in other places, but you haven’t done this, like we do here.”

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I suspect this was the case in the past, however, in a world where every radio and TV station somehow manages to run their commercials at the same time, collusion is the SOP.

Most companies are paying a position, not the person. Even in the trades it’s become harder for ‘Top Shelf’ talent to get paid as such.

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Agreed.

With my work I have to remind people they’re paying for their experiance, not the grocery bill. I don’t ever itemize invoices since they would try to argue.

Yeah, Ive heard that a couple times - “This position only pays x…” .
It always kinda made me laugh.

I guess if somebody allows a company to diminish the value of their experience, then fall for a line like that then they are the person for that “position”.

Seems redundant. If we were to draw a Venn diagram of the gifted engineers / scientists and people on the spectrum, it would be a small circle inside of a larger one.

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I’ve taken a job like that purely out of desperation. I just assume they know that based on my resume I’m still going to be job hunting while I work for “what the position pays”.

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Oldie but goodie.

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Mmmm! :yum:

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The great master follows his own nature
and not the trappings of life.

FTFY:
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Modern women with face tats and blown up lips.

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@T3hPwnisher

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Didn’t want to risk derailing the Pick One thread, but had to get this in your hands somehow.

I mean, technically it is an option.

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If these don’t exist, @SkyzykS can weld one and I get 5% of profits.

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