6 Likes
7 Likes
Punxsutawney Phil smokin that medical stuff.
2 Likes
A friend showed me a video in high school of a dog walking, then all of a sudden it changed and there was a naked dude who jumped in front of the camera, spread his cheeks, and his entire package (
too), fell out of his anus. It was scarring at first, but now whenever I see things about dicks falling into toilets (I feel like I see a surprising amount of this), I just think about that dude and the struggles he must endure.
Now thatās a story.
Once I was looking at āsomethingā on my phone at work in the bathroom, dropped it, and my boner prevented it from falling in.
Also sorry to everyone for posting that meme.
I donāt understand. How/why was it in his anus?
I mean, sometimes I like a little teeth.
IDK man, teeth on the tip or frenulum is like dick death.
Swifty can keep her horse toothed face away from my sacred root.
Iām stealing this phrase.
And maybe your dick needs to man up. Start jacking off with sand paper, move on to gravel, then you will be ready, grasshopper.
1 Like
IDK, I stopped cranking it (or significantly reduced frequency, if weāre being honest) and it got way more sensitiveā¦ made sex and head feel WAY better. I donāt think Iād ever willingly go back.
I know weāre just bullshitting here, but itās a relavent subject that a lot of dudes havenāt capitalized on.
1 Like
Agree.
1 Like
Dear god, why would you ask that? Just pretend you never read it.