A Memes Only Thread

I remember growing up and the church said that www was code for 666. And Starwars was promoting black magic. So I think you’re right.

Dammit, I thought I had a new idea. Fundamentalists, quit ruining it for the rest of us.

Edit: Upon further consideration, I realized that the internet is actually hell, and now we’re back to hot cyber witches.

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There it is

Most women who do the “witch” thing are doing it bc it’s trendy and looks cool/“quirky”

The manifesting thing creeps me out tbh. Some of it borders on cult like

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You guys really need to rethink your stance on manifestation!

It worked for Kaz and Arnold.

Get to work on your Vision Boards today!

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I’ve bought duplicates of my most used tools, especially the 10 mm sockets and wrenches.

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It’s kind of a dumb way to describe what is essentially positive mental attitudes.

There is some thought in Buddhism that manifesting positive “merits” (energy/thoughts) that can be sort of broadcast into the world to alleviate dukkha (suffering).

Everyone knows that negative attitudes are contagious in groups. The same is true for positive ones.

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Mystical barnyard economics.

“I’m into crystals!”

“Oh! I love crystals! Want me to read your tarot?”

You buy my bullshit, I’ll buy yours.

Same as guys do with knowing karate & stuff.

“I was taught bum-fu by a hobo that uses these techniques to protect himself while riding the rails!”

“Oh yeah?!! Here, grab my hand like this… I learned it from a guy who was a dark ops specialist in the French Foreign Legion. He’s a certified merchant of death!”.

I know of one former “fitness influencer” who used to sell online training programs, diet plans, coaching, etc. I think she was published a few places too. (Not here.)

Well, last time I looked, she’d switched to selling spells and had an online “coven” with a membership fee.

Hey, same marketing plan!

Not sure how she’s doing now financially compared to her fitness days, but I bet she has plural pronouns.

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It’s OnlyFans isn’t it?

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Oh lord… fucking weirdos

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I wanted to join the Legion actually

You were certainly qualified!

There are some rules though, aren’t there? Similar to a non-compete agreement?

Im 46 now… was years ago. Really regret not going.

I don’t recall the requirements but met them back then

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