Well you’re the real tough school kid with the long history
Of hocking green luggers like the one on me
Thats ok, lets see how you do it
Put up your nose and lets get down to it!
Hit me with your best snot!
Why don’t you hit me with your best snot!
Hit me with your best snot
Fire away!
You come on with your flem on, you don’t fight fair
But that’s ok, see if I care
Hock them out, its all in vain
I’ll wipe it right out of my eye again!
Hit me with your best snot
Why don’t you hit me with your best snot
Hit me with your best snot
fire away!
Well your the real tough school kid with the long history
Of flicking slimy boogers like the one on me
Before I wipe another wad with my pink shirt sleeve
You better make sure you spit it in my face
Hit me with your best snot!
Come on, hit me with your best snot
Hit me with your best snot
Fire away!
I’m not expecting Weird Al to call but my seven year old thought it was very funny and my wife was very turned on by it. Any one got one of their own?