Yea I just moved next door to this complete asshole. I went over to invite him to a party I was throwing, but he seemed like a tool, so I left it at “Just let me know if I’m being too loud and I’ll keep it down.”
Everyone has had terrible neighbors…
I remember this one bitch that would keep calling the cops on me for no reason at all. Looking over her fence masturbating…the cops. Following her to work…the cops. Stealing her hair and taping it to a mannequins head with her picture on its face…you guessed it…the cops.
what a fucking cunt, i’m glad she moved.
As long as you bench more than him he still sucks.
Back where I grew up, I had a nieghbor that threw huge pool parties. Never invited us over once, must have thougt we couldnt swim.
[quote]rundymc wrote:
Back when I was in high school, my neighbours had these dogs that they kept in a cage pretty much 24/7. Never let them out for so much as a walk from what I recall. Understandably, these dogs were pretty fucking agitated most of the time, meaning they barked on and off throughout the day (all 24hrs). Fucking things were waking me and my brother up during the night, sometimes during an exam period.
We complained to the owners, they didn’t give a shit, didn’t muzzle their dogs at night, basically told us to fuck off. The solution? Arsenic, lots of it, and a couple of hotdogs. Threw that shit into the cage at night and hit the sheets. Needless to say, both the dogs and myself slept soundly that night. Neighbours had no idea, and I got to say it was fun to watch them all teary eyed while they removed those corpses from their property. Too bad about the animals though…[/quote]
hah, yeah that crossed my mind, when I typed that out.
My neighbour takes the biscuit. 50 something midget, red neck wanker that works in a mine and is only home for one week a month. This one week is hell though; constant boozing every night, smacking his missus and kids around, Invites his dead shit mates around and they talk a bunch of shit about knowing bikers and taking about dealing and doing smack etc, doing burnouts up and down the street at 2am in the fucking morning, sending every fucking dog within a 10 kilometer radius into barking fits.
Called the cops numerous times, however he breaks down like a little girl in front of them and pleads them not to take him in as he’s on parole and he’ll go to jail and his kids will starve. As soon as they leave the thug starts threatening every neighbour that he’ll find out who called the cops and have the Hell’s Angels onto them.
Fucking wanker. I’ve come so close to knocking his punchable face to the back of his skull on several occaions, the last time after watching his fifteen year old daughter run brused and battered down the street after he got drunk and gave her a touch up, but my wife always gets the better of me. He’s the type of cunt to press charges and I don’t want a criminal record cause of a deadshit like him.
This wanker also collects old car bodies like they’re fucking postage stamps or rare coins. Cunt has them all over his lot. It looks like a fucking wrecking yard. Council can’t do anything as “He’s never home”.
To top it off of he’s threatened to poison my dogs cause they have the hide to bark at him when he taunts them through the fence.
The only thing stopping us from selling up and moving is the bliss filled three weeks in between his reigns of terror. It’s a nice neighbourhood in a fairly well to do type area.
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Fuzzyapple fucking wrote:
rundymc gayly wrote:
That is the lowest thing I have ever heard someone do. I’m sure they did a toxicology report to find out that the dogs were poisoned and bring it down to you two because of the confrontation with them prior to killing their dogs. Thus, I don’t believe your story is real. Leave troll.
I highly doubt this is the lowest thing you’ve ever heard of. I must admit it pushes it some, [/quote]
No really it is. You do know it is a criminal offense to kill something such as a house animal, especially since it’s not yours. That shit is pretty low.
[quote]rundymc wrote:
Back when I was in high school, my neighbours had these dogs that they kept in a cage pretty much 24/7. Never let them out for so much as a walk from what I recall. Understandably, these dogs were pretty fucking agitated most of the time, meaning they barked on and off throughout the day (all 24hrs). Fucking things were waking me and my brother up during the night, sometimes during an exam period.
We complained to the owners, they didn’t give a shit, didn’t muzzle their dogs at night, basically told us to fuck off. The solution? Arsenic, lots of it, and a couple of hotdogs. Threw that shit into the cage at night and hit the sheets. Needless to say, both the dogs and myself slept soundly that night. Neighbours had no idea, and I got to say it was fun to watch them all teary eyed while they removed those corpses from their property. Too bad about the animals though…[/quote]
you’re kinda guy I’d get my old cleats out of retirement for. So I could deliver some twisted curb stomping to your pathetic ass. Fuck you!