Molotov cocktails are the solution to all of life’s problems.
When your neighbor’s not home, stick a rattlesnake inside of his house. Or bury a hose attached to your sewer line and run it underground into his yard and dump all of your shit there.
I fucking hate my neighbour, he gets up at like 8am or something and makes a whole lot of noise before going out for the day. I haven’t got much shit going on right now, so I’m up at like 12pm or something but the fucker wakes me up everytime when he slams that fucking door and runs down the stairs.
At night I like to chill out to some tunes and smoke some pot on my balcony (I get pretty bored so I have been known to rock out to the odd rock band song), and the dude has the nerve to complain! He bangs on the floor and shit all the time, and once he even tried to get into my flat. I’m not a confrontational guy, so I just hung out on the balcony till he disappeared but man was that wierd.
I know he’s called the building manager and even the cops on me and I don’t know why, half the guys in the building smoke pot. He just seems really pissed at me whenever I meet him, like he just wants to punch me, even though I barely know the guy. That dude just needs to chill out and smoke some Mary Jane you know?
Back when I was in high school, my neighbours had these dogs that they kept in a cage pretty much 24/7. Never let them out for so much as a walk from what I recall. Understandably, these dogs were pretty fucking agitated most of the time, meaning they barked on and off throughout the day (all 24hrs). Fucking things were waking me and my brother up during the night, sometimes during an exam period.
We complained to the owners, they didn’t give a shit, didn’t muzzle their dogs at night, basically told us to fuck off. The solution? Arsenic, lots of it, and a couple of hotdogs. Threw that shit into the cage at night and hit the sheets. Needless to say, both the dogs and myself slept soundly that night. Neighbours had no idea, and I got to say it was fun to watch them all teary eyed while they removed those corpses from their property. Too bad about the animals though…
My creepy neighbor stole a big Christmas tree ornament off our tree in the front yard last winter and now has it in a shrine in his backyard.
[quote]rundymc wrote:
Arsenic, lots of it, and a couple of hotdogs. Threw that shit into the cage at night and hit the sheets. Needless to say, both the dogs and myself slept soundly that night. Neighbours had no idea, and I got to say it was fun to watch them all teary eyed while they removed those corpses from their property. Too bad about the animals though…[/quote]
That is the lowest thing I have ever heard someone do. I’m sure they did a toxicology report to find out that the dogs were poisoned and bring it down to you two because of the confrontation with them prior to killing their dogs. Thus, I don’t believe your story is real. Leave troll.
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
dmaddox wrote:
My wife is spainish so i dont want to hear it from any of you all
Porque estas chiando como un bebe!!! Hijo de la chingada !!! primero estaba como 
y luego 
y ahora 
[/quote]
Watch out i think your neighbor is wanting to wax your a@@ bebe?!?!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
My creepy neighbor stole a big Christmas tree ornament off our tree in the front yard last winter and now has it in a shrine in his backyard. [/quote]
that’s when you pull a Lumbergh, and get into his backyard under the pretext of ‘talking.’ When you see it, just ‘Oh, there it is. I’ll just go ahead and’ YANK ‘take that back. Greaaat. Thaaaanks.’
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
Watch out i think your neighbor is wanting to wax your a@@ bebe?!?![/quote]
Dude you can swear here it’s okay.
fuck, shit, cunt, piss, ass
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
dmaddox wrote:
Watch out i think your neighbor is wanting to wax your a@@ bebe?!?!
Dude you can swear here it’s okay.
fuck, shit, cunt, piss, ass[/quote]
You just can’t say the “N word”
[quote]Liv92 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
dmaddox wrote:
Watch out i think your neighbor is wanting to wax your a@@ bebe?!?!
Dude you can swear here it’s okay.
fuck, shit, cunt, piss, ass
You just can’t say the “N word” [/quote]
You can’t say 'Nipple"???
My neighbor reversed into my car the other day…
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
rundymc wrote:
Arsenic, lots of it, and a couple of hotdogs. Threw that shit into the cage at night and hit the sheets. Needless to say, both the dogs and myself slept soundly that night. Neighbours had no idea, and I got to say it was fun to watch them all teary eyed while they removed those corpses from their property. Too bad about the animals though…
That is the lowest thing I have ever heard someone do. I’m sure they did a toxicology report to find out that the dogs were poisoned and bring it down to you two because of the confrontation with them prior to killing their dogs. Thus, I don’t believe your story is real. Leave troll. [/quote]
I highly doubt this is the lowest thing you’ve ever heard of. I must admit it pushes it some, heh.
Just invite him to your party next time…[quote]Smallfry69 wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
My upstairs neighbor is a major league asshole too. The dude is a spiteful little troll of a man, he watches everyone else come and go from his window. He plays his computer games all night long and when he gets pissed at the game he starts screaming and banging his desk, being a little cry-baby bitch about it. Sometimes he will play rockband (either that or he has an electronic drum set) and then he gets really loud… Fucking asshole, he does this shit at 2 AM. I fucking hate him.
My sister and her 4 year old came to visit me once, my nephew starts being a 4 year old boy and my troll neighbor starts banging on the floor because he was being too loud. He then started shouting something. It was 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. This guy is a just a nasty little troll. He probably hates children, women, and dogs because these are things that are repulsed by him (my speculation). He’s a rail thin little shit with a bald spot and a red face,
I also think he’s an alcoholic. He walks around with his arms flared out though, severe ILS, I think the alcohol may be a contributing factor to his delusional view of himself. Honestly, this guy can’t possibly weigh more than 130, but he pretend like he is a solid 200. Anyway, he is ugly and scrawny and looks like a troll. No wonder children, women, and dogs don’t like him.
I have already filed a complaint with the leasing office, I have threatened to call the cops before, but this guy won’t let up. He’s one of those “I PAY MY RENT, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!” asshole neighbor types. God I fucking hate him.
Thing is that I actually really like my apartment, and it is relatively quiet for a complex so close to college, so I don’t want to leave. If only this asshole would go away and die in a flaming car wreck, slowly and painfully for hours, it would be perfect here. It’s not fair, this guy is in the wrong and I’m the one that suffers. I believe in karma, and I am expecting this asshole to get his eventually, but it just wont come soon enough.
I have been far too patient and tolerant. I ask, “when will the same consideration be shown upon me?” I have NEVER treated my neighbors with the same amount of disrespect - why is this happening to me?
Anyway, this goes out to everyone that lives next to an asshole neighbor. Sorry for the totally non-sensical rant, but I saw “asshole neighbor” and had to jump in. 
I can soooooo relate…
My wife and I used to live in an appartment with this dead-beat that lived downstairs… He didn’t work, so would stay up till 2-3am on weeknights doing karaoke and listening to music…
I’d get fed up and start banging on the floor for him to shut it up a bit…
One night I had enough and went downstairs to have some words with him, but he refused to open the door…
He’d also go out onto his deck and smoke a pile of pot, which would just waft into our place and every other unit above his that had the windows open in the summer…
I’d call the building manager about him, but they didn’t care (they’d pretend to give a rip, but lets be real, he wasn’t interfering with their ability to get some sleep)… I’d call the cops at around 1am and they didn’t care (we’d get the “Can’t you just get along” response)…
In the end, we just moved away…
But I swear, if I ever saw that guy in the light of day, I would have punched his lights out…[/quote]
[quote]rundymc wrote:
Back when I was in high school, my neighbours had these dogs that they kept in a cage pretty much 24/7. Never let them out for so much as a walk from what I recall. Understandably, these dogs were pretty fucking agitated most of the time, meaning they barked on and off throughout the day (all 24hrs). Fucking things were waking me and my brother up during the night, sometimes during an exam period.
We complained to the owners, they didn’t give a shit, didn’t muzzle their dogs at night, basically told us to fuck off. The solution? Arsenic, lots of it, and a couple of hotdogs. Threw that shit into the cage at night and hit the sheets. Needless to say, both the dogs and myself slept soundly that night. Neighbours had no idea, and I got to say it was fun to watch them all teary eyed while they removed those corpses from their property. Too bad about the animals though…[/quote]
ha ha …ouch
[quote]Element_26 wrote:
Clearly, the only acceptable response to that kind of outrageous passive-aggressive bullshit is to kill that motherfucker.[/quote]
lol
Just pick up some beers and walk the fuck over.
/thread
[quote]rundymc wrote:
Fuzzyapple wrote:
rundymc wrote:
Arsenic, lots of it, and a couple of hotdogs. Threw that shit into the cage at night and hit the sheets. Needless to say, both the dogs and myself slept soundly that night. Neighbours had no idea, and I got to say it was fun to watch them all teary eyed while they removed those corpses from their property. Too bad about the animals though…
That is the lowest thing I have ever heard someone do. I’m sure they did a toxicology report to find out that the dogs were poisoned and bring it down to you two because of the confrontation with them prior to killing their dogs. Thus, I don’t believe your story is real. Leave troll.
I highly doubt this is the lowest thing you’ve ever heard of. I must admit it pushes it some, heh.
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Umm…this is pretty much the cruelest thing I’ve heard. You should have given the arsenic to the humans, it’s not the dogs’ faults they were locked up 24/7.
Hey, want a hot dog?
[quote]rundymc wrote:
Back when I was in high school, my neighbours had these dogs that they kept in a cage pretty much 24/7. Never let them out for so much as a walk from what I recall. Understandably, these dogs were pretty fucking agitated most of the time, meaning they barked on and off throughout the day (all 24hrs). Fucking things were waking me and my brother up during the night, sometimes during an exam period.
We complained to the owners, they didn’t give a shit, didn’t muzzle their dogs at night, basically told us to fuck off. The solution? Arsenic, lots of it, and a couple of hotdogs. Threw that shit into the cage at night and hit the sheets. Needless to say, both the dogs and myself slept soundly that night. Neighbours had no idea, and I got to say it was fun to watch them all teary eyed while they removed those corpses from their property. Too bad about the animals though…[/quote]
I hope I never meet you in person.
[quote]rundymc wrote:
Back when I was in high school, my neighbours had these dogs that they kept in a cage pretty much 24/7. Never let them out for so much as a walk from what I recall. Understandably, these dogs were pretty fucking agitated most of the time, meaning they barked on and off throughout the day (all 24hrs). Fucking things were waking me and my brother up during the night, sometimes during an exam period.
We complained to the owners, they didn’t give a shit, didn’t muzzle their dogs at night, basically told us to fuck off. The solution? Arsenic, lots of it, and a couple of hotdogs. Threw that shit into the cage at night and hit the sheets. Needless to say, both the dogs and myself slept soundly that night. Neighbours had no idea, and I got to say it was fun to watch them all teary eyed while they removed those corpses from their property. Too bad about the animals though…[/quote]
Troll or not: You’re a piece of shit mother fucker. I’ll leave it at that.