A Food That's 9600 Calories/Gram

Oil from the stomach of storm-petrels, a pelagic bird…

“The young is brooded continuously for another 7 days or so before being left alone in the nest during the day and fed by regurgitation at night. Meals fed to the chick weigh around 10-20% of the parent’s body weight, and consist of both prey items and stomach oil. Stomach oil is an energy rich (its calorific value is around 9600 calories per gram)”

so where can I get some of this for bulking…

The food calories we eat are actually kilocalories (which is why it’s sometimes seen as kcal), so that puts that stomach oil at 9.6 kcals, or, the same as any other fat.

Lol!!!

Brant Drake is correct.

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
Oil from the stomach of storm-petrels, a pelagic bird…

“The young is brooded continuously for another 7 days or so before being left alone in the nest during the day and fed by regurgitation at night. Meals fed to the chick weigh around 10-20% of the parent’s body weight, and consist of both prey items and stomach oil. Stomach oil is an energy rich (its calorific value is around 9600 calories per gram)”

so where can I get some of this for bulking…[/quote]

Did you honestly think such a thing existed that could meet the caloric requirements of a healthy adult male with only one third of a gram? And here I thought people couldn’t get any stupider…

I hope you were being sarcastic or just joking around.

Also, I’ve never seen any food’s energy listed as “calories” or “cal”, it’s always kcal (kilocalories) and kJ (kilojoules).

doh!

utter fail

wow that was a dump truck full of fail

Time to change your screenname again…

For the loss!!!11

hahaha owned

Your punishment for failing is to post a picture of yourself holding up a shoe.

I’m embarrassed for you.

epic fail

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn this went downhill

Uber epic fail.

Lol @ changing login name.

[quote]SouthernGypsy wrote:
Time to change your screenname again…[/quote]

again? Wasn’t aware I had changed it to begin with.

I think I may have to change my avatar to a picture of me holding up a shoe.

[quote]GetSwole wrote:
Uber epic fail.

Lol @ changing login name.[/quote]

Words can not describe how much I hate you. I hate you sooo sooo much.

You still fail. ;}

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
SouthernGypsy wrote:
Time to change your screenname again…

again? Wasn’t aware I had changed it to begin with.

I think I may have to change my avatar to a picture of me holding up a shoe. [/quote]

I was just meaning people do that in general.

But quit trying to change the subject, and go sit in the corner, dumbass

words cannot describe how much I hate you guys