Inspired by another thread.
“A Field Guide To The Gym” might include some of the more colourful specimens native to that environment. 90s Guy is still wearing his Zubaz, Zumba T and leopard print puffy pants. You Go, Glute Gurl spends hours at the gym but only does kickbacks and tie up the Smith machine. Pigpen uses twelve pairs of dumbbells to do twelve sets of curls leaving them all in a cloud around his bench. Saunaboy does not lift weights and has a gym bag without any equipment except eucalyptus oil.
Frigboy keeps interrupting you to ask how many sets left on the exercise you are doing with heavy weights. If you cut your work short to let him in, he will do one light set for three reps then abandon the exercise. Rocky only comes to the gym to do light stretching exercises - ankle lifts on the stairs and band work. The more advanced version (Rocky 2) boxes with dumbbells and skips rope for an hour while wearing a belt.
Hanes read it is healthier to ditch the shoes and does the workout in a disgusting and half-dirty pair of socks. Millimetre really loads up the leg press, but does not take off the safety. Rayban wears dark sunglasses in the gym to hide the pinpoint pupils. Pronoun has every right to be in the gym, working out in boots and a superhero cape. Freedom isn’t free. (My pronouns are Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum having spent too much time on hypertrophy).
What similar characters are endemic in your area?
