A side rant before I continue; it is flattering and awesome how much attention my chest gets everywhere I go. I don’t know, or why, but for some reason I was blessed with some awesome 'netics that make them look sweet I guess. That being said, aside from the “so what ya put up?” questions, as they’re expected, why is it that married women - most of which are attractive, feel the need to come on to me, literally ask to feel my chest, and tell me they wish their boobs were as big as mine? I mean, fuck.
Where’s the single girl love? And, given the exogenously anabolic environment my body is in right now, they probably don’t realize they are playing with rapid brushfire. Normally I can just kind of take the complement and move on okay, but especially last night, as I’m working, this tight little thing wearing yoga pants (19, 20 maybe, and is verified married wtf) comes up to me and is all about them. fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Seriously not humble bragging right now, but goddamn.
Quick notes - took more pre than I should have and got scolded. 3 scoops of Craze, and it wasn’t even that… craze…y. Meh. Besides being REALLY sweaty in the 50 degree weather with a tank top on before I even got to the gym, it was fairly lame. Also: Weights used today were kind of a let-down. Hmm. Oh well.
Good news: Source is cool and good to go. Yes please.
Chest + Front/Medial Delts
[u]Pec Dec Bunch of Sets + Reps Pre-Exhaust Rapeface[/u]
Eh x whatev brah
[u]Incline DB Press[/u]
100s x 5
(lockouts)
95s x 4 (lockouts, weird shoulder tucking issue here so I’m not too upset, actually.)
85s x 10 - 55s x 10 (these and below are partials, no lockouts)
75s x 11 - 45s x 12
[u]Lowish Decline Smith[/u] (First two sets 3 second negatives, final 2 just repping.)
2pps x 10
2pps x 7
2pps x 8
2pps x 7 - 1pps x 20
[u]Mid-Incline Cable Flyes to Eye-Level[/u] (30 sec rest between sets)
40 x 10
30 x 10
20 x 10
10 x 20
[u]Shitty Flat DB Presses[/u] (3 sec negatives, 1 second stretch at bottom unless otherwise noted.)
50s x 7
40s x 11
30s x 15
25s x 20 - flye set x 8 (normal tempo for presses.)
Chest Stretch - A good one.
[u]DB Seated Military Presses[/u] (All touch shoulders, no lockout. +reps were all 1second pause on delts, then press.)
60s x 6 + 2
50s x 10 + 5
45s x 12 + 3
[u]Leaning Cable Laterals[/u] (Very strict. Essentially no rest times.)
30 x 12
30 x 10
30 x 8 - 20 x 10
[u]LF Lateral Machine / LF Military Press Machine Superset[/u]
70lateral x 15 - 70press x 12
60lateral x 15 - 60press x 12
50 x 20 (Just laterals from herein)
30 x 30
20 x 30
Stretch
30 minutes of excellent elliptical HIIT