[quote]RSGZ wrote:
elano wrote:
Vicomte, seriously, whats up with the avatar?
I been wondering that too…[/quote]
Do you like it?
I went to get in my car once and noticed a perfect circle of white liquid, about the size of a dime, on the roof over the driver’s door. It looked like paint. Not being sure of what it was, I dipped my finger in it and sniffed it, of course.
The most disgusting thing I’ve smelled tipped me off that it was bird shit. It smelled like rotting fish combined with the smell of a full beetle bag. I almost puked.
DB
My girlfriend was hit while running not too long ago.
I’ve never been a victim, but have an odd feeling that I’m due for a poo.
Stay away, winged demons.
The only time I’ve ever gotten pooped on was back in 7th grade. Funny thing is the bird did like a machine gun poop, so it hit like 6 people standing in a row. It was a fly-by-pooping. Plus, we were all under an overhang, so the the bird somehow got some diagonal action on the poop as well. Clearly this bird was very skilled at shitting on people.
It hit me in the hand and I was holding a sandwich. I had to throw it away. I actually still considered eating it since no poop actually got on the sandwich, but I was afraid I’d die or something.
[quote]JLu wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
I was driving once with my arm half out the window (awesome left forearm tan by the way). When a seagull with sniper accuracy hit my arm while I was doing 50. That shit stung, I had a welt and everything, it looked like i got hit by a shitty paintball.
Lmao.[/quote]
hahaha.
It seems like being shit on by birds is a fairly common occurrence, I feel better now.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
The only time I’ve ever gotten pooped on was back in 7th grade. Funny thing is the bird did like a machine gun poop, so it hit like 6 people standing in a row. It was a fly-by-pooping. Plus, we were all under an overhang, so the the bird somehow got some diagonal action on the poop as well. Clearly this bird was very skilled at shitting on people.
It hit me in the hand and I was holding a sandwich. I had to throw it away. I actually still considered eating it since no poop actually got on the sandwich, but I was afraid I’d die or something.[/quote]
lol fucking hilarious hahahahaha
This is what I was talking about. Bird got skillz.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
…Funny thing is the bird did like a machine gun poop, so it hit like 6 people standing in a row. It was a fly-by-pooping. Plus, we were all under an overhang, so the the bird somehow got some diagonal action on the poop as well…[/quote]
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
elano wrote:
Vicomte, seriously, whats up with the avatar?
I been wondering that too…
Do you like it?
[/quote]
I was just hoping it wasn’t you.
Into every life a little ??? must fall…
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
elano wrote:
Vicomte, seriously, whats up with the avatar?
I been wondering that too…
Do you like it?
I was just hoping it wasn’t you.[/quote]
No, I’m not currently nor have I ever been Sid Vicious, fortunately.
I got pooped on at an Indians game once, and I am sure I wasn’t alone because you could literally see poop falling like rain from the flock of seagulls over the stadium. Stupid proximity to Lake Erie…
[quote]Mondy wrote:
is that you in your dp? If so, you are FUCKING HUGE JESUS CHRIST o.0[/quote]
Well I only came in 4th at the Arnold Classic this year so I’m not FUCKING HUGE yet, but thanks.
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
Mondy wrote:
is that you in your dp? If so, you are FUCKING HUGE JESUS CHRIST o.0
Well I only came in 4th at the Arnold Classic this year so I’m not FUCKING HUGE yet, but thanks.[/quote]
LOL
Better luck next year
How many people PM u thinking that avatar is really u 
In many cultures, a bird pooping on your arm is a sign of good luck. You are lucky it did not poop on your head.
[quote]King of Kings wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
Mondy wrote:
is that you in your dp? If so, you are FUCKING HUGE JESUS CHRIST o.0
Well I only came in 4th at the Arnold Classic this year so I’m not FUCKING HUGE yet, but thanks.
LOL
Better luck next year
How many people PM u thinking that avatar is really u :D[/quote]
It’s happened probably 8 times lol
Oh wow… Your delts/arms/chest/traps/legs are insane!
What routines would you recommend? High volume routines/ heavy weight-low reps/ or anything combined with the “feel the muscle” approach?
Many would say getting stronger is the basis for size, would you agree that a beginner like me should focus on strength?
Much appreciated.
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
King of Kings wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
Mondy wrote:
is that you in your dp? If so, you are FUCKING HUGE JESUS CHRIST o.0
Well I only came in 4th at the Arnold Classic this year so I’m not FUCKING HUGE yet, but thanks.
LOL
Better luck next year
How many people PM u thinking that avatar is really u
It’s happened probably 8 times lol[/quote]
Wow! Is that u in ur avertor?
Derp!
In fifth grade, my class was going on a field trip and we had partners. When the class was lined up outside of the school, a bird pooped on my partner. It landed on her right thigh. She started crying. I laughed my ass off.
In senior year of high school, one of my friends was out in the courtyard. It was fairly cold so he was wearing his jacket with a hood. A seagull flew by and launched a homing missle and it landed in my friend’s hood. His jacket was waterproof so there was a small puddle of crap in his hood. He would’ve put his hood on too if someone hadn’t told him what happened.
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Dammit who taught these flying rats how to read.