This is too weird…
Who said life was over at 51?
haha, you may consider yourself a woman but you are still as strong as a man and as fast as one.
I’m surprised fem nazis haven’t jumped on this one.
inb4 Juwanna Man jokes
This is beautiful. We live in a day and age where you can be man enough to fight in war…and then man enough to chop your dick off and wear makeup in basketball shorts that strangely make you look more like a man than ever.
They should rename the planet from Earth to Irony-Fantasy-Land
LOL
[quote]Professor X wrote:
This is beautiful. We live in a day and age where you can be man enough to fight in war…and then man enough to chop your dick off and wear makeup in basketball shorts that strangely make you look more like a man than ever.
They should rename the planet from Earth to Irony-Fantasy-Land[/quote]
Life is stranger than Fiction.
“It was easy. We didn’t have to think about it,” one teammate said. “We didn’t think about her being a rhinoceros, She’s 4,500lbs. Who doesn’t want that?”
“It was easy. We didn’t have to think about it,” one teammate said. “We didn’t think about her being a Spotted hyena, she can survive for days without water and mark her territory using her anal glands instead of urine. Who doesn’t want that?”
“It was easy. We didn’t have to think about it,” one teammate said. “We didn’t think about her being a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport, she can go 0-60 in 2.4 secs and costs in excess of $2,400,000. Who doesn’t want that?”
[quote]Professor X wrote:
“It was easy. We didn’t have to think about it,” one teammate said. “We didn’t think about her being a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport, she can go 0-60 in 2.4 secs and costs in excess of $2,400,000. Who doesn’t want that?”
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Such filth!
brb 5 minutes.
LOL