I actually am missing one of my toes. Pinky toe on my right foot. Accident when I was like 13. No one told me about the 5 wishes though. Can I still redeem them?
^^POIDH
lets see that nubbed up gross ass foot of yours 
[quote]Vegita wrote:
What no one thought my “ability to re-grow a toe” one was clever?
Sheesh, Tough Crowd.
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Why would someone want to cut off their toe just for the pleasure of having it grow back? It makes no sense, it would hurt and you’d be without a toe for a while.
Think it through man, think it through.
[quote]dday wrote:
Name 5 things you’d willingly cut off a toe to have.
- Live to see my kid play an NFL game.
- Be financially secure for life.
- Learn to play guitar and perform with Metallica
- Take my family and disappear for a year doing what ever the hell I want.
- Cure cancer[/quote]
Pre Sandman or Post? This makes a difference if your a douche or not.
Only a toe? Shit, I’d let them take an entire leg for some of the wishes you guys got. Get me a good prosthetic and ill still be in the gym. Besides, who runs.
[quote]doogie wrote:
New work boots caused a blood blister that popped while I was working in knee deep water. Got infected and won’t heal completely.[/quote]
You been to a doctor for that?
If not, go. A lot of people have lost toes or even part of their feet (Chopart amputation) because of small infections which don’t heal.
C’mon-- a toe???
The REAL question is “What would ya chop off yer wanker for?”…
Spiritual, physical, and ageless immortality.
That’s it.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]dday wrote:
Name 5 things you’d willingly cut off a toe to have.
- Live to see my kid play an NFL game.
- Be financially secure for life.
- Learn to play guitar and perform with Metallica
- Take my family and disappear for a year doing what ever the hell I want.
- Cure cancer[/quote]
Pre Sandman or Post? This makes a difference if your a douche or not.[/quote]
Pre. Honestly it wouldn’t matter, I’d still be freaking playing with Metallica.
Edit: I’d cut off my foot to not have to play any of St. Anger during that set.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
C’mon-- a toe???
The REAL question is “What would ya chop off yer wanker for?”…[/quote]
To have sex with what ever girl I wanted when I wanted…oh wait.
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Financial security for me and mine.
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To judge a blow job contest between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel.
And that would do it, actually.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’d cut off a toe to have nothing bad ever happen to my wife and son.
(see what I did there?)[/quote]
I don’t see. Is there some sort of trick here where no one can turn it around?
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Sorry Nards. I was trying to be tricky.
What I meant was… since nothing bad will ever happen to my wife and son, that automatically includes the same for me (if I died, they’d suffer). So even though I only made one wish, it precludes every other negative aspect of life. I wouldn’t have to make separate wishes for wealth, good health, or whatever.
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I thought you meant cut off someone’s toe to scare the shit out of them and warn them…
“I’d cut off a toe to have nothing bad ever happen to my wife and son.”
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
What no one thought my “ability to re-grow a toe” one was clever?
Sheesh, Tough Crowd.
V[/quote]
Why would someone want to cut off their toe just for the pleasure of having it grow back? It makes no sense, it would hurt and you’d be without a toe for a while.
Think it through man, think it through.[/quote]
Wait I thought I could still get the other 4 wishes. So i’d have 4 wishes and a toe instead of 5 and no toe.
V
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’d cut off a toe to have nothing bad ever happen to my wife and son.
(see what I did there?)[/quote]
DAMN YOU PUT ON PANTS NOAW
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’d cut off a toe to have nothing bad ever happen to my wife and son.
(see what I did there?)[/quote]
DAMN YOU PUT ON PANTS NOAW[/quote]
Would you settle for ass-less chaps?
How about a kilt?
lol
^ I just spent 10 minutes searching for that pic of Tom Platz in a kilt…if you put a kilt on your avatar it would look like that.
[quote]gregron wrote:
- Cure Cancer (you would help so many people… plus think about how rich you’d be?)
- Cure for Hair Loss (again think about how even more insanely rich youd be?)
- Have my very own fully operational Iron Man suit (that would just be bad ass)
- Cure for autism (my little cousin has autism)
- The ability to make sure no more movies are made in 3D… I hate that shit[/quote]
Good ones. I thought I was the only one who hated 3D movies, my god, I hate 3D movies…
I was born with one leg shorter than the other, and as a side effect, 2 missing toes on my right food. Do I get 10 wishes? Either way…
- A guaranteed happy and healthy life with my girlfriend(basically fiancee, but haven’t popped it yet), current family, and future family
- Infinite money
With just these two I’m guaranteed happiness and health, and I can buy whatever the fuck I want. I.e. a new foot, donating a googleplex (google this number) to cancer research, buying fast cars, a nice house, etc.