[quote]scj119 wrote:
[quote]strengthstudent wrote:
Financial security. Hell, I’d probably let one of the smaller toes go for a year’s salary. To be stupidly rich I could get rid of two toes.
A guarantee of good health.
A life time supply of “special supplements”
Unlimited sex
A career as a professional athlete
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You’d cut off a toe to guarantee good health? No one is seeing the irony here?
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LOL!
To ensure the health and safety of the people I care about and love.
Financial security for myself and many generations following.
To be free to do as I please.
To have a family of my own.
Saved for a later time.
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’d cut off a toe to have nothing bad ever happen to my wife and son.
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I don’t see. Is there some sort of trick here where no one can turn it around?
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Sorry Nards. I was trying to be tricky.
What I meant was… since nothing bad will ever happen to my wife and son, that automatically includes the same for me (if I died, they’d suffer). So even though I only made one wish, it precludes every other negative aspect of life. I wouldn’t have to make separate wishes for wealth, good health, or whatever.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’d cut off a toe to have nothing bad ever happen to my wife and son.
(see what I did there?)[/quote]
I don’t see. Is there some sort of trick here where no one can turn it around?
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Sorry Nards. I was trying to be tricky.
What I meant was… since nothing bad will ever happen to my wife and son, that automatically includes the same for me (if I died, they’d suffer). So even though I only made one wish, it precludes every other negative aspect of life. I wouldn’t have to make separate wishes for wealth, good health, or whatever.
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[quote]strengthstudent wrote:
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
You know, if the wish-genie were kind of an ass (and let’s face it, power does sort of turn people into assholes), this would give him one hell of an opportunity to abuse your not-very-specific wording 
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5. A career as a professional athlete
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HAHA! Fucking table tennis or some shit! Can I still get crazy amounts of pussy though?[/quote]
Curling
This curing “cancer, AIDS, hair loss” sound pretty gay.
Does it have to be my own toe?
Cause if not, I’d do it for a klondike bar.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
This curing “cancer, AIDS, hair loss” sound pretty gay.
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you callin me out brah? No one said cure AIDS… AIDS is soooooooo the 90’s
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
This curing “cancer, AIDS, hair loss” sound pretty gay.
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good luck dominating the world when your bald with cancer, AIDS and only 9 toes!!!
Complete and total financial security for my wife and daughter, grandkids, greatgrand kids, great-great grand kids…well whole family actually.
A month of private lessons (8 hours+ per day) in BJJ from Rorion Gracie, or Jacare Cavalcanti, or Carlos Machado, a month with Freddie Roach and a month with Phil Nurse.
Benevolent shit like curing cancer and helping man get off this rock before we kill it
Polygamy
A fully equipped kickboxing, BJJ, strength and conditioning gym in my back yard
that’d be worth a toe…yes my toes are worth that much.
I’d cut off my big toe myself with a rusty, blunt chisel to have 4 more hours in every day (that no one else had).
What no one thought my “ability to re-grow a toe” one was clever?
Sheesh, Tough Crowd.
V
1: Have a shitload of money, so much I would never be able to spend it.
2: Being immortal
3: Cure all diseases mankind wants to get rid of
4: Being able to grant people immortality if the wish
5: Being able to lie down and die if I in my right mind wished for it all to end
I know major god complex over here…
To find the truth of histories mysteries (including but not limited to)
911
Financial Meltdown
Kennedy
If there is a world elitist group controlling everything they would be so cool to hang with. Then stab to death with a wooden spoon.
Story time. What’s up with that toe ya got there?
New work boots caused a blood blister that popped while I was working in knee deep water. Got infected and won’t heal completely.
[quote]doogie wrote:
New work boots caused a blood blister that popped while I was working in knee deep water. Got infected and won’t heal completely.[/quote]
gross… but heres the real question… can you teach me how to doogie?
