40 Embarrassing Things America is Best At!

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[quote]pushharder wrote:
If the US disappeared tomorrow Canada would disappear about 2 seconds later.
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[quote]pushharder wrote:
Canada spends about 35 bucks a year defending North America.
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Bwahahahah… I love it. I’m gonna steal those, if you don’t mind.

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Lol at all you yanks getting up tight about this haha. A normal person would look at the article, realise it’s bullshit and out of context and just laugh it off.

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All of those listed items appear to be sociopolitical issues… but most deaths by reptiles? Woopee.

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[quote]SuperAlienFreak wrote:
Lol at all you yanks getting up tight about this haha. A normal person would look at the article, realise it’s bullshit and out of context and just laugh it off.[/quote]

Yeah… but Your country has a Ginger Prince so you guys are use to Laughing shit off.

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[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
Seems like a very biased opinionated article.

#4. How is this number accurate. Average American drinks 2 sodas a day? Seems like a lot to me, I have about 30-35 people I would consider close to me wether family/friends/associates/business partners/co-workers/etc. And after consideration there isn’t a single person I can think of that would average 2 sodas a day, every day.
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I can kill 8-10 sodas a day. They don’t much give statistical explanation.[/quote]

Can and actually Do are two different things. This article leads to the fact that Americans Do consumer 600 sodas a year.[/quote]

I go through two 20 packs of sodas a week, none on Sunday or Saturday (maybe one at lunch) so 40/5 = 8/day.

Admittedly its Coke Zero, but that is only a recent change.

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[quote]Samir wrote:
Say what you want about socialism, I’d rather live in a country where people live and let you be as long as you don’t harm others. [/quote]

You mean, unless you are a religious conservative (Jewish, muslim, or Christian) and dare express from the pulpit (or whatever) in your church/shul/mosque to your congregation that your religion considers homosexuality a sin, in which case you will be arrested.

Only a certain kind of freedom is permitted in Canada.

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
Seems like a very biased opinionated article.

#4. How is this number accurate. Average American drinks 2 sodas a day? Seems like a lot to me, I have about 30-35 people I would consider close to me wether family/friends/associates/business partners/co-workers/etc. And after consideration there isn’t a single person I can think of that would average 2 sodas a day, every day.
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I can kill 8-10 sodas a day. They don’t much give statistical explanation.[/quote]

Can and actually Do are two different things. This article leads to the fact that Americans Do consumer 600 sodas a year.[/quote]

I go through two 20 packs of sodas a week, none on Sunday or Saturday (maybe one at lunch) so 40/5 = 8/day.

Admittedly its Coke Zero, but that is only a recent change.[/quote]

Im the same way but its Cherry Coke Zero. I like the extra zing when I’m pissing on 3rd world countries.

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I’ll just put this here for anyone interested in our rich history.

http://www.homeaway.com/info/travelers/travel-ideas/best-of/culture-vacations/american-history?eXFo&utm_source=stumbleupon&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=intro&eQZo

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I bet she’s aiming that thing at a black guy.

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[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
I bet she’s aiming that thing at a black guy.

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Nope.

Black dude is in the car. She is holding off her Klan Leader Sherif Husband.

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[quote]BDSLift wrote:

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
I bet she’s aiming that thing at a black guy.

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Nope.

Black dude is in the car. She is holding off her Klan Leader Sherif Husband.[/quote]
And she’s smiling, because she’s about to get some BBC when she’s done.

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[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
I bet she’s aiming that thing at a black guy.

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My hunch is a foreigner with a sandy vagina.[/quote]

One can only hope. That Pinup look is amazing.

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[quote]pushharder wrote:

Cain’t help it…I just absolutely LOVE this drawing:

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Sadly, all I notice is she’s holding the shotgun incorrectly.

(Bring the butt up into the shoulder FIRST, elbow DOWN, then engage the trigger finger.)

Maybe I’ve gotten shot at too many times.

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Now, Betty Draper was an American woman that could hold a rifle and look good in a headband and skirt.

Check out the cigarrete placement, even.